1.17.2010

Quickie Movie Reviews

Showed up at the new 7th Street Movie Tavern yesterday at 3:00 to see The Lovely Bones but, nope, sold out. Sheesh. A matinee sold out? My female companion was dead set on seeing it but the next showing was at 7:00. So what to do? I looked up and saw Up In The Air about to start so we decided to do a rare double header. Yes, two movies back to back. (And I thought half marathons were hard.) My abbreviated movie reviews: Up In The Air: A confirmed bachelor (read: George Clooney being cool) spends 300 days a year traveling for a company with his sole job being firing people. Dream job, right? Throw in a fling with another travel-all-the-time girl combined with a cute little new female employee that he is to mentor, and what do you have? I'm not sure. Funny. Smartly written. Mildly thought provoking. But, at the risk of being a spoiler, no sappy sweet ending. That, I liked. (I had a recently divorced friend tell me he hated the movie. That, I understand.) Verdict: Strong B- The Lovely Bones: I have no idea. It was trying to tell me something, but I'm just not sure what. Cherish life? Move on after tragedy? The dead can provide you guidance? Heaven has lots of CGI effects? Still not sure. I was told "the book is much better" but I think she just liked the power of saying, "the book is much better." (I also enjoyed watching the two high tone gals that decided to bring their 10 year old daughters to a movie about a 14 year old getting murdered and communicating from the afterlife. Rethinking that ladies?) Warning: Kip Dynamite plays the villain in this movie. That's a little hard to overcome. Verdict: C+ 7th Street Movie Tavern: Absolutely the greatest place to see a movie. Ever.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

The Lovely Bones was an awesome read. The book is ALWAYS better!

Anonymous said...

Must be True Love to sit through these two in one day!

Candance said...

Trying to read "The Lovely Bones" right now and I'm hoping it gets better because right now it's pissing me off. Maybe because everyone said it was so great and I was expecting too much. Now I don't even know if I want to see the movie. Yeah, like I could see a movie without talking, animated animals or beautiful teenaged vampires.

Who do I think I'm kidding?

Anonymous said...

By not posting my comment you validated our suspicions. You have not only went deeper in to the dark recesses of the homosexuality closet but you are also wearing a pink tu tu and black leather chaps with nothing else.

Anonymous said...

I watched and loved "The Lonely Bones" and felt amazing for doing so. On a side note it wasnt Kip Dynamite, it was the guy from The Core, Stanley Tucci

Anonymous said...

I vehemently object to any movie that promotes heterosexuality.