1.19.2010

Chupacabra Update

Artist's Rendition
It was a hairless raccoon. You know, a raccoon without hair. Edit: A genius and talented faithful reader sends this along:

29 comments:

Anonymous said...

That would not make a very pretty hat.

Anonymous said...

If that thing is a raccoon, then I am a Democrat! There is NO WAY - that thing is a raccoon! Expert my @$$!

R and R said...

You better take a second look 12:34
It's a racoon for sure. The claws, whiskers and face gave it away for me.

Anonymous said...

Let's make an X-File out of this! Trust No One! Deny Everything! The Truth Is Out There! (Actually, there must be a gene in the gene pool that makes raccoons hairless. This has showed up before. On an episode of "MonsterQuest" about the Chupacabra, a video was shot showing a live animal that was identical to this one. I don't remember exactly where it was seen, but it was in the USA. They didn't identify it because it wasn't caught, but if it's a raccoon, this is not the only one.)

Anonymous said...

Go to this link, a page from a wildlife pamphlet, and scroll to the bottom and then you'll see what a hairless raccoon, er, chupacabra, looks like.
http://fw.ky.gov/pdf/newsletter1107.pdf

Anonymous said...

Next up: The Brazilian Raccoon. Be on the lookout.

Anonymous said...

This is just another example of the government covering this crap up! That was a chupacabra dammit! This is just the right wingers trying to make us feel safe, and I ain't buyin' it.

Jack Daniels said...

I was pretty sure I saw a Sasquatch last week on the #12 T box. Then I got closer---It was Mzchief teeing off.

Anonymous said...

they should use DNA, I have doubts about this alleged "Jennifer Barrow"

Anonymouse said...

MzCreep's always tee-d off, Mr. Daniels.

Anonymous said...

How many hairless raccoons could there be. 2 have already been found in this area what does wise county do to the coons and their hair?

Anonymous said...

The COONS gotta comb over.

Anonymous said...

I called Parks and Wildlife and got the scoop. Here is the deal: Sometimes racoons shave their balls out of sheer boredom. They go into One Stop disguised as Chico residents, buy disposable razors, and then shave. Occasionally, they like the look and just keep shaving. That happened here, my friends. End of mystery.

mzchief said...

To Jack Daniels...
If you confused a 5'6" tall, 112 pound woman with a Sasquatch you really need to lay off the cheap booze and stop diddling little girls so you can recognize a woman when you see one.

Anonymous said...

If it is indeed a hairless racoon, my money is on benzene from the barnett shale causing massive hairloss among the area racoon population.

Anonymous said...

Chupacabra T-Shirts are back in stock at Ink N Stitch in downtown Bridgeport. $10/each.

Anonymous said...

Tex Sharon is that you at 3:34?

Anonymous said...

who cares??? we need more club at runaway bay gossip!

Anonymous said...

After a couple of beers...that creature does look like Mzchief.

Double Fake Mr. Magoo

chupacabra said...

"an anomaly"? Hah, that's what the man wants you to believe!

And good catch 4:03

The Accomplice said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdpWlZz2W_4

Ink'N'Stitch said...

We have the "Chupacabra" T-Shirts back in stock!
You can see a picture of it on our blog. We'll have them in stock all week.
909 Halsell in Bridgport, 9:30am - 5:30pm, Monday thru Friday.

Anonymous said...

That's what happens when a racoon drinks the water in Chico.

Anonymous said...

Ok, Barry, what do you really do when some of these folks who post on here are in a jury pool with you as a lawyer in the whatever case?

Just curious.

Well now.............or is it "hey now"?

Anonymous said...

Well I can see it don't take much to get Wise county on the map.I'd add more but I've to go shave another coon.Wish I had another porqupine:they would look neat naked in wise co.

Anonymous said...

Now that's funny 9:13 pm. That's Funny.

Wise County believes in Space Gods too.

Anonymous said...

Thats good 2:13...since I came up w/ the Tag line of MzCreep and Lovie...need your imput..should i get a Copyright...wouldnt it be great to wake up each day and truly think that your shit dont stink, and to think she actually believes we give a crap..let me guess we will see a post about how much she enjoys getting us upset or how she speaks some Language that nobody gives a two cents about or call us feces slinging chimps.. I will submit a picture of a piece of Johnson Grass so she thinks shes on the plant loving blog...

Anonymous said...

I don't think Jack Daniels said what he really saw-- it was a Snatchsquat, not Sasquatch. That's why he thought it was Mzchief.

Anonymous said...

I like coming here to see the morons try to win a battle of wits with Mzchief. I really shouldn't laugh at the mental midgets but she does such a good job putting them in their place.