1.20.2010

I'm Calling For An End To Chupacabra Talk

Edit: The Messenger explains itself.

36 comments:

Jack Daniels said...

OK. But can we keep talking about women with hairless critters?

Anonymous said...

MADE IT TO LONESTAR 92.5 THIS MORNING....

Anonymous said...

heres the craigslist add for the tshirts! haha

http://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/clo/1560977019.html

Anonymous said...

you can get your chupacabra t-shirts at ink n stitch in downtown bridgeport. They are hilarious!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

That's EL chupacabra to you, bolillo! Show some respect for our fake mythical goat-sucking foreign guest

Anonymous said...

I'd like to also see an end to discussions about Haiti, Octomom, and sports!

R and R said...

I'm not sure what's more pathetic. Ink & Stink trying to drum up business on here or people still believing that dead animal is non other than a raccoon?

Anonymous said...

Wise County is a stupid, stupid place.

Anonymous said...

Was this animal killed to satsify curiosity?

Anonymous said...

This was a raccoon as confirmed by a wildlife biologist but no one can explain why it was hairless. My guess it it was attacked and killed by La Chusa and left in this manner to resemble El Chupacabra.
There is a long running fued between La Chusa and El Chupacabra and this was just a little joke that La Chusa was playing on El Chupacabra. They have been in conflict for many years on who is the most powerful creature.

Anonymous said...

Any news on the wreck on 51?

Anonymous said...

wise county home of possibly every mythical creature ever made up.....almost ran bigfoot over in chico last night


THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Barry and those goofy biologist guys can kiss my almost hairless BUTT!! I have me a chupacabra shirt on the way from B'port hot off the press!

BTW- R&R Who is more pathetic? The people that live in WC and have a blast or losers like you who bitch 'bout and read ‘bout us!! KMA

Anonymous said...

R and R....Have you no sense of humor? Maybe people are just having fun with it because they are sick of talking about politics, shrinking 401k's, healthcare, etc. After reading the comments, I thought it was pretty good satire, not people really believing it was something else. Of course, I may be giving the posters too much credit.

Anonymous said...

Why can't the WCM put something about the girls basketball program why is there no mention of the complete disaster that is the Decatur girls program? (i.e. coach's daughter that can't play at all, all the girls that have quit the program over this nepotism and the fact that this guy can't coach a lick)

Anonymous said...

Does this issue of the Messenger look like the Enquirer or what?

Anonymous said...

Does anyone even read the Messenger any more since Eaton sold it? Effing rag...

Anonymous said...

sorry 2:35, the MESS no longer holds sports as a priority. its last 4 months or so of coverage (well lacktherof) is proof. for years i defended this paper for coverage that i thought was better than fw telegram.
speaking of this waste of printed paper, of all the things going on in this county why did they waste the most important page of the paper spoofing something? sad lack of judgement, leadership, editors and publishership (if that is a word).
by the way, we dont read tabaloids - what were they trying to recreate in our local paper?

Anonymous said...

It's sad that Wise Countians are so lame and have such a infinitesimal sense of humor that the WCM actually has to explain the joke to you.

What a bunch of morons. Stay in Wise County. Please stop breeding.

Barry Green is your leader.

Anonymous said...

I've heard of the ever-popular hairless beaver, but never heard of the hairless raccoon. Put a hairless beaver on a t-shirt and I'll buy one!!

Anonymous said...

A credible newspaper would never spoof with the lead story. Roy Eaton where are you?

Anonymous said...

Bunch of losers! What the hell is the WCM suppose to cover? I say local issues and if you can put a humorous spin on it do so. I don't know of any of you jerks having the balls to own or publish your own paper. You’re all just sitting around and posting bitchy comments on a blog!! Please!

Anonymous said...

It took hours to pull all the hair off that raccoon!

R and R said...

That's Me!!!! A bitch with no sense of humor! LMAO

Anonymous said...

The jaw is too long to be a racoon.

Anonymous said...

I usually criticize the "mess" because of their coverage of stupid smarmy "human interest" stories which don't interest me in the least, but this particular one is kinda amusing, and way better than hearing about some toothless wonder or yet another person overcoming adversity.

As for sports, I'd be happy if they never covered any of it at all...I throw that section away without giving it a glance..wasting trees.

Anonymous said...

Floyd McCurdy takes back seat to chupacabra story...we are screwed! Cancel the Messenger asap!

Anonymous said...

This is off topic< but how can things like this make sense when we are nationally debating a rationing of health care so there's some for everyone? Sometimes you just gotta let it go, it seems.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100119/ap_on_re_us/us_arizona_conjoined_twins

Anonymous said...

The Wise County Enquirer!

RPM said...

I hear there's official talk about a new Chupacabra Festival.

No, seriously!

p.s. I've already got my shirt.

Anonymous said...

you nailed it r and r

Anonymous said...

R&R ain't no biologist, nor is she a hunter. Me love coon hunting and that isn't one.

Anonymous said...

BUT IT IS C-H-U-P-A-C-A-B-R-A

Anonymous said...

hey i think a ate one of the at dos chilis last week mexican angus flank steak aka Chupacabra or Chiwawa all taste the same.

Anonymous said...

i'd love me some o dat chalupa cobbler. had fried platypus the other day so i'm cravin that pie. goat smoker pie is da shiate

Anonymous said...

anon 3:42 - you got it backwards ... it's sad that the messenger knew it did such a dumb story on the front page of the paper even those within the walls of its uneducated editors and writers that they had to explain why such a product was plastered on the front page. the fact they had to explain, is prove they second guessed the dumb thing. im usre theier thinking was this would bring in one of those press awards they like to tell us all about.

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