1.17.2010

Livin' Large

It's the weekly crime report.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

I do not think the police should fart in people's faces

Anonymous said...

Can you imagine?

Anonymous said...

It's a double-secret policy in Keller to administer a "diversionary" application of gas while officers scan cellphones to remove their secret codes.

Anonymous said...

Any news on when the famed "Williams Wall" will serve their NFL suspension for Drug use?

Others in similar situations have served their penalty but special rules exist for Minnesota.

This situation will be an embarrassment to the NFL during Super Bowl week!

What a mess!

May they could be suspended for the Super Bowl since the game will not be played in Minnesota!

Anonymous said...

Yes, mental illness is oh so funny. F Reagan for dismantling the mental hospital system. Fitting that that waste of skin suffered from Alzheimer's. Sad that he started to go while he was still in office. We're still paying for Bobo.

Anonymous said...

What is up with Jerry Jones?


I hear he is having a party tonight!

Anonymous said...

Does everyone have a "Secret Code" on their cell phone?

If so....how would the Police know the "secret code?"

Isn't it a secret?

RPM said...

The Mess is rapidly transforming into The Toast of the Coast Herald.

Anonymous said...

wow, this is more new than the wcm has reported since bob morgan 2-time sports reptorter/new reporter left sum months ago. so does anyone there work anymore?
keep posting BG so we can keep a "breast" of all situations.

double fale a former wcm fan

Anonymous said...

The Crime Report added to some comments on this Blog makes me wonder about my sanity. I think there is something wrong with me!

Anonymous said...

You must be a drunken idiot "1:25 a.m." These postings are directly linked from the Mess.

janneba said...

How come we didn't see the report in the on-line Messenger? because they are so stupid.

Anonymous said...

Better slow down through the Bay..Sexy Rexie will give you a Hot Carl or a Plate Job...

Anonymous said...

Mommie..What's a Hot Carl ?? And where's my other sock?