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9.30.2009

Breaking Up The Routine

34 comments:

Anonymous said...

Can you say DSL

Anonymous said...

Barry, isn't this the look you normally get when you approach a female? The 'ol "Oh my God, not him again!"look?

Anonymous said...

Umm, yeah wow.

Anonymous said...

WTF SHOW ME SOME BOOBS!!! I DONT CARE IF THEY HAVE HEADS.



DOUBLE FAKE RICKEY LEE GREEN

Anonymous said...

You said if I let you take pictures of me that you wouldnt post them on your blog!

Anonymous said...

Thanks for letting me out of your closet to play a little.

Anonymous said...

"I've got drip-lip"

Double Fake Slobber Knocker

Anonymous said...

"Pink is my signature color."

Double Fake Barron Green

Anonymous said...

"I jusss went to ssssssee Dr. Dan the dentissss, and my moussss is numb"

Double Fake Hoy

Anonymous said...

Love me some lips

Anonymous said...

"These lips are made for kissin'
And that's just what they'll do.
'Cause one of these days these lips
are gonna kiss all over you....NOT"

Double Fake Nancy Sinatra

Anonymous said...

That ur new gf?

Anonymous said...

What's she doing wearing my dog collar?!

Anonymous said...

"To be....or not to be....that is the question...and its way too complicated for me to answer. How about I just bite my lip and look sexy instead?"

Double Fake Pamela Anderson

Anonymous said...

Sultry.

Anonymous said...

Double Fake loves "caption this" opportunities.

DF

Anonymous said...

"I've learned how to be a ventriloquist.....whatever that is. All you have to do is talk out of the side of your mouth...panties optional."

Double Fake Jessica Simpson

Anonymous said...

"Daddy, can I have a new Porsche/BMW/Mercedes...Pa-leassssssssssssse?"

Double Fake SMU Sorority Girl

Anonymous said...

"Ssssssupergrue? I thooought it wassss toooth passsste. You bassssstard, I'll gettth even withhhh you!"

Double Fake Lorena Bobbitt

Anonymous said...

"She's got moles all over her."

Double Fake Larry the Cable Guy

Anonymous said...

We hope this one is older than the others you stalk on the interweb.

Double Fake FBI

Anonymous said...

drill and fill.
DF dr.d

(and bill)

Casual Observer said...

Whitest teeth I ever came across.

Anonymous said...

Barry,

Was it Vladimir Nabokov's birthday? Just wondering in a Lolita sort of way.

My Other Brother Darryl

Anonymous said...

Mr. Casual Observer. Ah Sol. But, for the life of me I can’t seem to figure out why you left the most important part of your comment out.

"Whitest teeth I ever came across----even though a pair a tweezers and a magnifying glass had to be used".

Double Fake The Second said...

To the double fake newby: you should put the double fake names in the name/url box when you are filling out the comment box. Don't just click the radio button for anonymous. Then, instead of a plain old Anonymous said....., it will be such as this: Double Fake Whatever said.....

Hopefully your browser will remember them. The stored double fake names might come in handy again some time. Like for me, when I want to be Double Fake Atticus Finch, or Double Fake Dr. Kildare, I don't have to retype it.

Anonymous said...

5:36

I'm a professional, don't try this at home. I'll click whatever button I choose...plus...I'm not a "Double Fake Newby"...

Your arrogance is exceeded only by your lack of observation.

Double Fake

Double Fake The Second said...

So, are you saying you are the original Double Fake? I'm not buying it. But if I magically find out you really are, then I might bow down to you, but you would have to help me get back up, so I probably won't.

Anonymous said...

I be, the Double Fake.

Real Fake Double Fake

Anonymous said...

Sorry my bad. Biatch got off leash!!

Adolf Oliver Bush said...

Casual Observer:

That made me laugh out loud...tweezers or not.

Anonymous said...

Good gosh, a classic view of pumped up lip surgery. Oh well, just glad it isn't a view of the other end or fake boobs as we usually get.

Bet her breath would melt wall paper.

Anonymous said...

That's greatness BG

Anonymous said...

looks like jessica alba..