To the double fake newby: you should put the double fake names in the name/url box when you are filling out the comment box. Don't just click the radio button for anonymous. Then, instead of a plain old Anonymous said....., it will be such as this: Double Fake Whatever said.....
Hopefully your browser will remember them. The stored double fake names might come in handy again some time. Like for me, when I want to be Double Fake Atticus Finch, or Double Fake Dr. Kildare, I don't have to retype it.
So, are you saying you are the original Double Fake? I'm not buying it. But if I magically find out you really are, then I might bow down to you, but you would have to help me get back up, so I probably won't.
34 comments:
Can you say DSL
Barry, isn't this the look you normally get when you approach a female? The 'ol "Oh my God, not him again!"look?
Umm, yeah wow.
WTF SHOW ME SOME BOOBS!!! I DONT CARE IF THEY HAVE HEADS.
DOUBLE FAKE RICKEY LEE GREEN
You said if I let you take pictures of me that you wouldnt post them on your blog!
Thanks for letting me out of your closet to play a little.
"I've got drip-lip"
Double Fake Slobber Knocker
"Pink is my signature color."
Double Fake Barron Green
"I jusss went to ssssssee Dr. Dan the dentissss, and my moussss is numb"
Double Fake Hoy
Love me some lips
"These lips are made for kissin'
And that's just what they'll do.
'Cause one of these days these lips
are gonna kiss all over you....NOT"
Double Fake Nancy Sinatra
That ur new gf?
What's she doing wearing my dog collar?!
"To be....or not to be....that is the question...and its way too complicated for me to answer. How about I just bite my lip and look sexy instead?"
Double Fake Pamela Anderson
Sultry.
Double Fake loves "caption this" opportunities.
DF
"I've learned how to be a ventriloquist.....whatever that is. All you have to do is talk out of the side of your mouth...panties optional."
Double Fake Jessica Simpson
"Daddy, can I have a new Porsche/BMW/Mercedes...Pa-leassssssssssssse?"
Double Fake SMU Sorority Girl
"Ssssssupergrue? I thooought it wassss toooth passsste. You bassssstard, I'll gettth even withhhh you!"
Double Fake Lorena Bobbitt
"She's got moles all over her."
Double Fake Larry the Cable Guy
We hope this one is older than the others you stalk on the interweb.
Double Fake FBI
drill and fill.
DF dr.d
(and bill)
Whitest teeth I ever came across.
Barry,
Was it Vladimir Nabokov's birthday? Just wondering in a Lolita sort of way.
My Other Brother Darryl
Mr. Casual Observer. Ah Sol. But, for the life of me I can’t seem to figure out why you left the most important part of your comment out.
"Whitest teeth I ever came across----even though a pair a tweezers and a magnifying glass had to be used".
To the double fake newby: you should put the double fake names in the name/url box when you are filling out the comment box. Don't just click the radio button for anonymous. Then, instead of a plain old Anonymous said....., it will be such as this: Double Fake Whatever said.....
Hopefully your browser will remember them. The stored double fake names might come in handy again some time. Like for me, when I want to be Double Fake Atticus Finch, or Double Fake Dr. Kildare, I don't have to retype it.
5:36
I'm a professional, don't try this at home. I'll click whatever button I choose...plus...I'm not a "Double Fake Newby"...
Your arrogance is exceeded only by your lack of observation.
Double Fake
So, are you saying you are the original Double Fake? I'm not buying it. But if I magically find out you really are, then I might bow down to you, but you would have to help me get back up, so I probably won't.
I be, the Double Fake.
Real Fake Double Fake
Sorry my bad. Biatch got off leash!!
Casual Observer:
That made me laugh out loud...tweezers or not.
Good gosh, a classic view of pumped up lip surgery. Oh well, just glad it isn't a view of the other end or fake boobs as we usually get.
Bet her breath would melt wall paper.
That's greatness BG
looks like jessica alba..
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