6.10.2009

Funny, But Probably A Lot Of Truth There

22 comments:

soz said...

i have no idea why i check your blog...but i do it very frequently.

Anonymous said...

Every time I read it my butt cheeks tense up.

BG's double fake malpractice carrier

Anonymous said...

I only read it because I am sad and lonely and have no life.

Anonymous said...

uh, no comment.

Anonymous said...

I check your blog because it's cool to sit at work and get paid for doing nothing. ALT/Tab is your friend!

Anonymous said...

I'm looking for a good meth connection. Someone pointed me in the direction of Wise County. Can anyone help me here?

Anonymous said...

We have some nice Methodist Churches in Newark and we'd be happy to help you.

Anonymous said...

Ahhh....."Methodist" churches.
Code for Meth lab. I've heard about you cooky Newark/Rhome/Fairview kithens up there. May just have to take a "trip" up there and see you.

Anonymous said...

Hey hey hey.....let's not forget two brothers have knocked on deaths door.....and been let in.

hehe

Xanthippas said...

Busted.

Anonymous said...

I check your blog to see if I can find any material to respond to with a smartace remark. I like to humor myself by thinking that I made someone silently crack up while sitting in their cube at work or shoot coffee out of their nose or if I'm really lucky, expel an audible "SNORT!" of uncontrolled laughter where some passer-by will ask them, "Are you OK?". I know of at least one female reader who claimed to have silently broke wind they laughed so hard.(I question only the "silently" part of her statement)

Yes, I'm a dreamer...a dreamer that hopes someday that the color of a man's skin, or his religion, or his economic class, or his sexual preference will not make him be perceived as any greater, or any lesser of a human being than his fellow man.

Yes...I dream...as I double-tap the lid of my new can of Skoal, preparing to place the pinch of mint-flavored ambrosia between my cheek and gum, focusing the telescope I recently purchased from Wal-mart on Uranus.

Double Fake Odd Thomas

Fast Eddie said...

I usually post a comment and then move on. That way I don't get my feelings hurt by MzChief. :-)

Anonymous said...

Hey, at least they're reading.

Fake Horace Greeley

Anonymous said...

Maternity tops from the 60's?

Anonymous said...

Ah.. Lovie and Thurston got a little shout out...

Anonymous said...

This makes me laugh ever time.

Mzchief,you're a TARD no matter what.

mzchief said...

To anonymous 12:33 & 3:24...
Thank you for letting me know I am such an influence in your life that you think about me even when I have not posted on Barry's Blog for a few days.

*SeLF SaTiSFieD SMuG GRiN*

Anonymous said...

1233 why did you have to do that, she's like a f'n buzzard....

Anonymous said...

I think MZ is funnier than Conan O'Brien.

Anonymous said...

I think BG is funnier than Conan O'Brien.

Anonymous said...

I think reading the phone book is funnier than Conan O'Brien. Getting a boil lanced is funnier than Conan O'Brien. Dick Cheney is funnier than Conan O'Brien. Johnny Carson's tombstone is way funnier than Conan O'Brien. Wise County Government is funnier than Conan O'Brien. The commercials on Conan O'Brien show is funnier than Conan O'Brien. Reading the Obits in the Mess is funnier than Conan O'Brien. Kenneth Copeland is funnier than Conan O'Brien. Hell, Rush Limbaugh is funnier than Conan O'Brien. Leno's last show, audience dude say Conan rocks. That guy is funnier than Conan O'Brien. A broken condom is funnier than Conan O'Brien. And, snakes, are funnier than Conan O'Brien. Especially the red headed snakes.

Anonymous said...

Hell 8:10-------

You're funnier than Conan O'Brian, and I don't even know who Conan O'Brian is