Ahhh....."Methodist" churches. Code for Meth lab. I've heard about you cooky Newark/Rhome/Fairview kithens up there. May just have to take a "trip" up there and see you.
I check your blog to see if I can find any material to respond to with a smartace remark. I like to humor myself by thinking that I made someone silently crack up while sitting in their cube at work or shoot coffee out of their nose or if I'm really lucky, expel an audible "SNORT!" of uncontrolled laughter where some passer-by will ask them, "Are you OK?". I know of at least one female reader who claimed to have silently broke wind they laughed so hard.(I question only the "silently" part of her statement)
Yes, I'm a dreamer...a dreamer that hopes someday that the color of a man's skin, or his religion, or his economic class, or his sexual preference will not make him be perceived as any greater, or any lesser of a human being than his fellow man.
Yes...I dream...as I double-tap the lid of my new can of Skoal, preparing to place the pinch of mint-flavored ambrosia between my cheek and gum, focusing the telescope I recently purchased from Wal-mart on Uranus.
To anonymous 12:33 & 3:24... Thank you for letting me know I am such an influence in your life that you think about me even when I have not posted on Barry's Blog for a few days.
I think reading the phone book is funnier than Conan O'Brien. Getting a boil lanced is funnier than Conan O'Brien. Dick Cheney is funnier than Conan O'Brien. Johnny Carson's tombstone is way funnier than Conan O'Brien. Wise County Government is funnier than Conan O'Brien. The commercials on Conan O'Brien show is funnier than Conan O'Brien. Reading the Obits in the Mess is funnier than Conan O'Brien. Kenneth Copeland is funnier than Conan O'Brien. Hell, Rush Limbaugh is funnier than Conan O'Brien. Leno's last show, audience dude say Conan rocks. That guy is funnier than Conan O'Brien. A broken condom is funnier than Conan O'Brien. And, snakes, are funnier than Conan O'Brien. Especially the red headed snakes.
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i have no idea why i check your blog...but i do it very frequently.
Every time I read it my butt cheeks tense up.
BG's double fake malpractice carrier
I only read it because I am sad and lonely and have no life.
uh, no comment.
I check your blog because it's cool to sit at work and get paid for doing nothing. ALT/Tab is your friend!
I'm looking for a good meth connection. Someone pointed me in the direction of Wise County. Can anyone help me here?
We have some nice Methodist Churches in Newark and we'd be happy to help you.
Ahhh....."Methodist" churches.
Code for Meth lab. I've heard about you cooky Newark/Rhome/Fairview kithens up there. May just have to take a "trip" up there and see you.
Hey hey hey.....let's not forget two brothers have knocked on deaths door.....and been let in.
hehe
Busted.
I check your blog to see if I can find any material to respond to with a smartace remark. I like to humor myself by thinking that I made someone silently crack up while sitting in their cube at work or shoot coffee out of their nose or if I'm really lucky, expel an audible "SNORT!" of uncontrolled laughter where some passer-by will ask them, "Are you OK?". I know of at least one female reader who claimed to have silently broke wind they laughed so hard.(I question only the "silently" part of her statement)
Yes, I'm a dreamer...a dreamer that hopes someday that the color of a man's skin, or his religion, or his economic class, or his sexual preference will not make him be perceived as any greater, or any lesser of a human being than his fellow man.
Yes...I dream...as I double-tap the lid of my new can of Skoal, preparing to place the pinch of mint-flavored ambrosia between my cheek and gum, focusing the telescope I recently purchased from Wal-mart on Uranus.
Double Fake Odd Thomas
I usually post a comment and then move on. That way I don't get my feelings hurt by MzChief. :-)
Hey, at least they're reading.
Fake Horace Greeley
Maternity tops from the 60's?
Ah.. Lovie and Thurston got a little shout out...
This makes me laugh ever time.
Mzchief,you're a TARD no matter what.
To anonymous 12:33 & 3:24...
Thank you for letting me know I am such an influence in your life that you think about me even when I have not posted on Barry's Blog for a few days.
*SeLF SaTiSFieD SMuG GRiN*
1233 why did you have to do that, she's like a f'n buzzard....
I think MZ is funnier than Conan O'Brien.
I think BG is funnier than Conan O'Brien.
I think reading the phone book is funnier than Conan O'Brien. Getting a boil lanced is funnier than Conan O'Brien. Dick Cheney is funnier than Conan O'Brien. Johnny Carson's tombstone is way funnier than Conan O'Brien. Wise County Government is funnier than Conan O'Brien. The commercials on Conan O'Brien show is funnier than Conan O'Brien. Reading the Obits in the Mess is funnier than Conan O'Brien. Kenneth Copeland is funnier than Conan O'Brien. Hell, Rush Limbaugh is funnier than Conan O'Brien. Leno's last show, audience dude say Conan rocks. That guy is funnier than Conan O'Brien. A broken condom is funnier than Conan O'Brien. And, snakes, are funnier than Conan O'Brien. Especially the red headed snakes.
Hell 8:10-------
You're funnier than Conan O'Brian, and I don't even know who Conan O'Brian is
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