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3.16.2009

Random Monday Morning Thoughts

  • The round table discussions on Sunday morning news shows are fairly interesting. The interviews that begin the show, not so much.
  • It would be cool if there were a reality show called "Hot Girls In Scary Places." Well, I'll be.
  • Baylor got invited to the play in the NIT. That's like being asked out to go to Denny's.
  • Fox 4 tells me that Lake Bridgeport is over 9 feet low?
  • The driver's license hearings I always go to are always held at 1:00 in the afternoon. But today, due to a weird course of events, they will have a special setting at 10:30 in the morning just for me.
  • I watched some of the Will Ferrell's HBO special, "You're Welcome America: A Final Night With George Bush." It was funny but not that funny.
  • I just saw on Facebook that a buddy I graduated from high school with is celebrating his 24th wedding anniversary today. That's shocking in at least a couple of ways.
  • I bought some black K-Swiss tennis shoes last summer. The moment I walked out of the store I had a little bit of regret and that feeling has never gone away.
  • But I saw a stylish black guy wearing the same shoes a couple of months later so that helped.
  • Getting on a bus to drive to Austin to "meet with legislators" does not sound like the way I would want to spend my day.
  • Last year, the Aggies made the NCAA Tournament as the 9th seed and they played BYU. This year, they ended up as the 9th seed and will play BYU.
  • I've never gone anywhere for "Spring Break."

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

Black tennis shoes are never stylish.

Anonymous said...

"...celebrating his 24th wedding anniversary..."
I'm single, so I have to ask - is "celebrating" married guy code for "making a big deal of it so the wife doesn't go mental and break all your golf clubs"?

"I've never gone anywhere for "Spring Break.""
This year, at least, spring break is gonna come to you, what with those stylish K-Swiss black shoes and all.
Party!

Anonymous said...

The fact that you choose styles of clothes based on what black people wear answers all the questions about why no one has ever agreed to marry you.
And it helps me understand why you would rather represent dopers and drunk drivers instead of contributing to society in a positive way.

I'm glad you posted that.

mzchief said...

To BU-Bear...
Just to dash the hope of you fostering any further fondness for your K-Swiss tennis shoes; I have worn BLACK Classic K-Swiss tennis shoes for the past TWO DECADES and have just recently changed to the leather Classic Luxury Edition.

I have always thought white athletic shoes make it look as though people have giant marshmallows strapped to their feet especially when peeking out from beneath blue jeans.

White shoes + Jeans = DORK

Anonymous said...

Where I'm from, you'd look like a goofball wearing black tennis shoes and jeans. White shoes and jeans makes more sense. But, I'm around lots of boats and sailing and beach and sand, etc.

Anonymous said...

todays photo= drunk hooker

Anonymous said...

todays photo= drunk hooker

Those words will get you slapped with a libel lawsuit! I don't drink! You will be hearing from my attorney/husband.

Triple Fake future-ex Mrs. Barron Green #9

Anonymous said...

More importantly, how do you feel about Todd Carruth's goatee?

Anonymous said...

Mizchief + Classic Luxury Edition K-Swiss Shoes = OLD LADY LOOK

Anonymous said...

It's Sherry's Glamour Shot from 1999

Anonymous said...

Great. Now Mzcrapola is is fashion guru. Why are we not surprised.

Anonymous said...

Alright...this weeks agenda will be to walk around the Bay and see if we see a House Frow wearing black Tennis Shoes...when confronted..scream out...we know who you are Lovie!!! Then we can get Torches and chase MzCreep back to her McMansion....

Anonymous said...

I'm thinkin about startin a new Rock Band called Buns & Noses.

It was just somethin I was thinkin about.

Anonymous said...

K-Swiss?

Buncha Faggotts.

mzchief said...

To anonymous haters...
A few hints; I ONLY wear black K-Swiss after taking off my golf shoes at The Club. I only wear black leather boots or black leather flip flops when I wear jeans. My custom home sits on multiple lots, thus, does not qualify as a "McMansion." If you figure out who I am you will more than likely continue to suck up and do what you can to kiss my arse.

StillLOL@U*
You dolts have NO idea how much I enjoy yanking your chains.

Anonymous said...

Hey Mzcrap, yank this!

Anonymous said...

Hey Mzsnob, did you go to the Colleyville campus of UNT?

Anonymous said...

M-o-t-o-r-b-o-a-t...

Anonymous said...

Check out the hand growing on the back of the chick's butt! You can see fingers/finger nails, but where's the rest of the arm?

Oh well.... I have plenty of time to figure this one out.

W.

Anonymous said...

Your taste in women is just cheap and gross.

AnObiter said...

Barry, I'm just not seeing you out and about in black K-Swiss...is it your "unda cova brutha" look? lol

Anonymous said...

Is that a herpie on her lip?

Gorilla said...

Was the stylish black man's name Flavor Flav?

RPM said...

I'm always surprised when I see people our age celebrating 20+ years of marriage. It's truly something to be proud of. My sister and brother inlaw have been married for 25 years (I think).

Me? I'm in an ex-wife race with Barron.

Anonymous said...

The sheriff had a pic of himself on the RR tracks on his campaign card. I wonder why the lady in the WCM didnt cry about that.