3.20.2009

If I Ever Needed A Cell Phone Pic, This Is It

Just got a call about a guy in a wheelchair, yep a wheelchair, being pulled over by two cops on the 380 bypass outside of Decatur. Edit: A faithful reader who must be ridin' dirty, sends along this pic

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Was Joe Duty sent to the scene?

Anonymous said...

Were drugs or alcohol involved?

Anonymous said...

11:38 Hey that's my line but thanks anyway.

Anonymous said...

If I gain 300 pounds and my ankles, knees and hip joints won't hold me up can I get one of those rides and close in parking at Walmart.

Anonymous said...

FUPA Rules!!! Especially if you go to the Walmart late at night!! You will see all of the SST's (Spandex Stress Testers)!

soz said...

dammit 1:13. you beat me to the FUPA. curse you.

Anonymous said...

The "Walmarting" of America at it's best!

Anonymous said...

you can relax, because Joe Duty was not sent to the scene! He is not in town and you won't have to worry about any blood and gut pictures this weekend!!!

Anonymous said...

Barry Green hates fat people and loves young skinney women half his age with few clothes on and three fourths exposed........

Defense?

Anonymous said...

6:31, the girls that are posted on this website are not skinny. They fall within the ideal height to weight schedules of Metropolitan Life Insurance Company. The medical profession for over 50 years has accepted these ideal weights. They make for healthy people whose bodies can be supported by their ankles, knees and hip joints.

Barry may be attracted to these girls like any normal male. He does not know them so how can you say he loves them?

Anonymous said...

Hey BUbear nice tank keep on rollin, don't let the man get you down..

Anonymous said...

I'd like to see a field of 43 of them do a lap around TMS...The Wal-Mart Cup!

Or maybe the Big Gulp...

Anonymous said...

6:31, men don't hate fat women. It is just that Darwin teaches us that morbidly obese women are infertile and cannot run from predators.

Anonymous said...

I love a woman that delivers.

Anonymous said...

i wonder if the one that the fuzz pulled over was the nice old man that i see going to whatabuger i admire the fact that he dricves thee cart instead of his car for whatever reason keep it rolling grandpa

Anonymous said...

So, some folks are fat.

I don't particularly think lawyers with pencil lips are attractive either.

Anonymous said...

These motorize wheelchairs just allow the severely obese to survive longer and make it seem this is what nature intended. I'm sorry these people exhibit extreme lack of food input control. I think their parking places should be at the extreme part of the parking lot - then maybe they'd get some exercise or cut down on the fat.

Anonymous said...

Yesterday I saw two fat women in wheelchairs in the cookie isle at Walmart. Why are people in the Decatur Walmart fatter than people in the Roanoak Walmart? I do know that the produce section at Roanoak is twice as large as the one at the Decatur store. Also, the Decatur store is steadily replacing the frozen vegetable section with crap like pocket sandwiches that are full of fat producing ingredients.