3.18.2009

Here Puppy, Puppy

OK, the Smoking Gun broke a story today about this girl and let's just say it's a little delicate. (So don't yell at me if you click here.) But it became worthy of posting when Fox 4 picked up the story and put it on its web site. You have to see the graphic that someone decided should go along with the article. (To quote Sgt. Hulka from Stripes, "It looks like we got us a comedian on our hands." And a pretty good one at that.)

55 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bad dog! Very very bad dog!

Anonymous said...

OMG! Too funny! Especially clicking on the Fox link AFTER reading the story!

LMFAO!!! Lucky Dog! Beaglie Beaglie!!

Anonymous said...

Well, I spit tea all over my monitor when i saw the beagle picture.

"Here boy. Want a puppy treat?"

Anonymous said...

Brings a whole new meaning to the term, "Man's Best friend."

Anonymous said...

Hey Barry, what is the statute of limitations on bestiality charges? Had a buddy in high school back in the 70's that had a "special" relationship with one of his Rhode Island Red hens. Just askin.

Anonymous said...

Bestiality is one of those criminal charges that just never looks good in print in the hometown paper. Drunk in public, embezzlement, spousal abuse - those can be spun. But bestiality just never looks good no matter which angle the camera films.

My Other Brother Darryl

Casual Observer said...

Ducks?

Anonymous said...

PS - Lassie never would have been succored in to the act. Collies are smarter than that. Ask Timmy.

My Other Brother Darryl

Anonymous said...

Oh Lord, some poor jury will undoubedly get to see that sick video.

The world is out of control.

Anonymous said...

Peanut Butter perhaps?

1:38 - Good thing your "Buddy's" relationship was with hen instead of a rooster! Otherwise, he could have an additional charge of Cock Fighting added on!

Anonymous said...

She had a jar of peanut butter and was lonely on Saturday night. She does look piggish, is it really bestiality if there are two animals involved?

Anonymous said...

Will the jury qualify for PTSD disability awards?

Anonymous said...

If getting drunk and having sex with dogs is a crime...guilty as charged.

Oh...you meant literally...

Anonymous said...

Her forehead is a different color than her face and those scratches look like they were made by a weenie dog or somethin.

Anonymous said...

Pretty scary looking wench. Wonder if poor Fido lost his kibbles?

Jarhead said...

The best line from the police report: "The dog then appeared to lose interest and walked out of view of the camera."

Pretty sad when you can't even get a dog to...um... break you off a little sumthin' sumthin'.

Anonymous said...

Does the beagle prefer chunky or smooth??? Just askin.

Anonymous said...

It's weird
And by that I mean, dogs and cats usually don't get along that well. Plus that whole bestiality thing, too
And don't even get me started on the dog breath!

the story says they were involved in a custody dispute. I hope they were fighting over who would get to keep the dog (that would be funny), but if these two f'ed up people had a kid...
I'm just sayin'

mzchief said...

To Barry...
EXACTLY what type of search did you do to find THAT story on The Google?
*;)

R and R said...

Wonder if she has a college degree?

Anonymous said...

Why are you asking Mz? You wondering if the beagle has a litter mate???

mzchief said...

To anonymous 2:29...
Typically, BU-Bear gives credit to someone who forwards an INSANE blog topic. I was just curious as to how BU-Bear happens upon some of the crazier stuff he puts on his blog. I FREQUENTLY visit YTMND and disinfo and do not find 1/2 the whacked stuff Barron comes up with.

Anonymous said...

She should have used Scooby Snacks.

Double Fake Scooby Doo

R and R said...

Let me take a stab at your question, Mzchief. I'm willing to bet that our sweet little Bu-Bear does nothing more than sit back and watch the good times roll into his email by other parties. ;)

Anonymous said...

She would not give a dog a bone.

Anonymous said...

Be careful what you ask for. Funniest line, "the dog appeared to lose interest and walked out of the view of the camera.....she contue to smoke her cigarette."

Anonymous said...

That I believe is the next Mr. Green!

Gorilla said...

The dog went "Woof! Woof! Woof-Woof!" - translated into human talk means "Who's your daddy now?!"

Anonymous said...

The sentence for this is probably longer than if she would have killed a family while driving.

Anonymous said...

Did the dog ACTUALLY make inappropriate contact? Or was it dog to peanut butter only? Can the prosecution prove that?

Anonymous said...

She's not my type. I prefer brunettes.

Double Fake Snoopy the Beagle

Anonymous said...

She's actually going to end up getting locked up for trying to get "locked up".

I keep picturing Snoopy and Lucy laying in bed smoking a cigarette, while Linus serenades them with Beethoven in the background. Kinky enough for you?

Anonymous said...

" And they called it puppy love."

Double Fake Jackson Five

Anonymous said...

Why do I care what this woman does with a dog?

Stupid waste of resources if she's prosecuted.

Anonymous said...

Bitch may have salmonella poisoning

Anonymous said...

Isnt she a scrub tech at Decatur Hospital?????

Anonymous said...

Gives new meaning to DOGGIE STYLE!!!!!

Xanthippas said...

I'm assuming this is a NOT a future Mrs. Green.

Anonymous said...

0635, Puppy Love was written by Paul Anka for Annette Funicello in 1960, and was later recorded by Donny Osmond, not the Jackson 5. Just sayin'.

- Fake Fact Checker

Anonymous said...

i say that is doggie style.



snoop dog

Anonymous said...

She could run the new Decatur animal shelter when they ever get one. She would see to it that they received proper love and attention. No dog would go unloved


Double Fake Cathy Sides

Anonymous said...

RR, She probably does have a degree.
Animal Husbandry.

Anonymous said...

Looks like she might clean up pretty good though.

Anonymous said...

The above comments are perfect examples of the appropriate length of comments for this blog. - Fake Barry Green

Anonymous said...

Reminds me of Anobiter. But I am not sure which one.

Anonymous said...

I think Barry Googled "Mzchief's hobbies"

Anonymous said...

There's no cleaning up that my friend.....

Anonymous said...

People look as this today like they looked at homosexuality in 1950. I wonder, as human values change, if society will come to accept this like many have accepted rump rangers who confuse the human digestive tract with the reproductive system.

Anonymous said...

Hell, Mzchief should run the new shelter. She could just talk to the animals in her usual condescending tone about how much better she is than they are due to her education and travel experience AND superior intellect. They will feel so bad about themselves they will just commit suicide and save the county money.

Anonymous said...

Is this one of those "victimless" crimes? Done in her own house. Apparently consenting by both parties. Dog seems to have been satisfied and not forever corrupted. The subject still doesn't seem to have any great reservation about the activity.

So who's hurt by any of this?

Anonymous said...

I guess you could safely say she Screwed the Pooch this time.

Anonymous said...

the beagle was detained he got hung up for a while....she fell for his dog knottyness...he was tired of hunting decided to work for his food...i bet he kibbled on her bits..nothing like haveing a dog day afternoon...dog was throwing her a bone...hahahahah stupid (female dog)

i could go on forever

uncle fester 2012

Anonymous said...

She likes it ruff?

Anonymous said...

What would Mike Vick think of this story?

Anonymous said...

Isaw a dog having straight sex with a woman in Juarez one time but i'm pretty sure it was that gun dealer in Phonex's fault.