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9.23.2008

Welcome To The Cougar Den

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

is that cottage cheese or a little hail damage ?

Anonymous said...

left to right
hot,hot,hot,SUPER HOT,HOT and will work in a pinch

Anonymous said...

Sorry Ladies, not impressed.
NEXT!!!

Anonymous said...

The Barry Green ex-wives club?

Anonymous said...

Looks like somebody beat there Ass w/ a bag of nickels...

Anonymous said...

8:46, I know a good eye doctor.
I'm just say'n.

Anonymous said...

looks like a bunch of lisbons to me..wtf do i know..?

Anonymous said...

hell it's tuesday..lets have some f'n fun today...! tomorrow may never come.

Anonymous said...

More like Dog Pound.

Sheesh

Anonymous said...

That was taken in a bar in Plano...can't remember the name, though.

Anonymous said...

i think it's called the lickedy-split bar and chill..

Anonymous said...

To hell with the Cougar den,I'm goin with the Beaver den on the far left.

Denney Crane said...

Is that what they mean when they say boner-shrinker?

Anonymous said...

If you open the pic, you can see that the two on the left are pretty nice looking, especially the second one. The two in the middle would do in a pinch. The two on the right - uh, pitch black and a six-pack

Anonymous said...

I remember them from high school. Looks to me like most of them have put on a little weight. My father always told me that they gain 100 pounds upon reaching adulthood. Some of these must be divorced. Dad also told me that women always lose weight when they divorce. You know, they have to drop that lure out there.

Karla said...

I'd like to see how your commenters stack up appearance-wise. They're probably all fat, bald guys with viagra prescriptions.

Anonymous said...

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

Kingfish said...

I'll take "poked more times than a pincushion" for 1000 Alex.

Anonymous said...

Ano?

Anonymous said...

is that uncle fester in the background??

Anonymous said...

YOW!!!

Mr. Mike Honcho said...

3:07pm - How dare you! I still have my hair!

LOL...

From left to right...

Blondie - Trying to disguise the small boobs with the lingerie dress. Not working, but is still cute. A good solid 8.

Wino - Black dress, brown hair, tan, long dangly earrings, and a glass of wine. And that big grin says "Do you like to drink?!" We have a winner... score of 9.75

Wino #2 - Hmmm... She kinda looks like whe will drink all that wine and then tell you all about her 5 year old for the next two hours. Cute hair. Score of 8.0, (+1 for the wine.

Aunt Sally - Yeah, you may have had that cool Aunt... you know, she hung out and partied with ya. And when she was 50, you said, "Umm, no thanks." Score of 6.0 mainly for the fake grin.

The Mrs. - A very good solid pick. Cute, average build, nicely acoutred, with a look that says, I am sensible... let's go! I.e. the wife we all have/want. Score of 10.0 [just in case Mrs. Mike Honcho reads!]

And last but not least, sleepy head - Its the eyes... not the red eye from the camera... but the raccoon eyes from her sunglasses. They either say, you must tan a lot by the pool at the club. Or, they say, you must tan a lot at Wise County Park. I vote the latter. Score of 6.0

Well, that was easy, now back to my fat-a$$ pants and a dinner of cheetohs.

Anonymous said...

Get your motor runnin'
Head on out to Frilly's
Lookin' for some cougars
And whatever comes our way
Harp's beer will make it happen
Take the ladies in a love embrace
Drink all the beer at once
And puke all over the place

Like a true nature's child
We were born, born to be wild
We can climb so high
I never wanna die

Born to be wild
Born to be wild

Double Fake Steppenwolf