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9.24.2008

In Lieu Of "Wednesday Afternoon Pick Me Up"

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61 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Harp's beer....it will make any man look like a geek."

Double Fake Bill Gates

Anonymous said...

Just a few folks getting primed up for Frilly's.

Anonymous said...

"Before I started drinking Harps, I hated my wicked step-sisters and step-mother. But now, we party like its 1999!!!"

Double Fake Cinderella

Anonymous said...

"I've got my gold shirt on, my glasses and a cold brewsky in my hand. One, or all of these broads is getting a piece of The Orson-ator tonight!!"

Anonymous said...

"This here is what you refer to as foreplay."

Double Fake Cousin Elmer Wayne

Anonymous said...

"Ok, Sandy, show me those nose hairs!!!"

Anonymous said...

Newark family and class reunion meeting at the Cherry Pit.

Anonymous said...

"Does this outfit make my butt look big???"

"Yeah, honey, it does. But a couple more Harp's beers, and I won't care."

Double Fake Honest Man

Anonymous said...

"Hi Barron Green here, when I'm drinking with my first four ex wives I only drink Harp beer."

Anonymous said...

WHOOOOOOO, I'm drunk and gettin laid by Heart and Stevie Nicks!!!

Anonymous said...

"Mormon.

The religion that ROCKS!!!"

Double Fake Joseph Smith

Anonymous said...

Hooray for "hump" day--we're heading for Friday!!

Anonymous said...

Chico VFW circa 1990 something

Liptak said...

Jus let your Soul Glow!!!

Anonymous said...

"We all get our hair done at the Pink Lady in Bridgeport TX. Except for Dwight, of course.

The Pink Lady, where Texas Ladies go for big hair."

Anonymous said...

Queen Dairy and the Dairy Queens

Live at Frilly's

Anonymous said...

Honey, does this dress make my butt look big? No honey, your butt makes your butt look big.

Anonymous said...

Laffo at all the captions saying this picture was taken in the 90s. This picture clearly depicts a Wise County get together just last night.

Anonymous said...

Gladys has been unable to stand on her own since the unfortunate limbo accident at Carlos and Charlie's in Cancun.

Anonymous said...

Were drugs and alcohol involved?

Anonymous said...

Polyester, the fabric of the future.

Double Fake Christian Dior

Anonymous said...

"Lyle, you grab her other hand; Pearl and Opal can push from behind. We are gonna win this dwarf-flingin' contest even if it hairlips ever'body on Salt Creek!"

Triple Fake Jewel Largebottom

Anonymous said...

Wednesday Afternoon Let-Me-Down.

Anonymous said...

Kill Bill Vol. 3

Coming to theatres near you.

Summer of 2009.

Double Fake Quentin Tarantino

M-M said...

She fell and couldn't get up. One sip of Harp's Beer and her legs were re-energized. She can walk now. Praise the Lord for miracles like Harp's Beer.

Anonymous said...

A family celebration of a successful sex change.

Anonymous said...

Andrew Rottner--- The Early Years

Anonymous said...

Sherry Rogers and David Meridith...take on the Wise County Court System .....

Anonymous said...

I love my place here at the polygamist compound... but I got to get these 13 year olds and there moms a little more wasted before I can try anything!

Anonymous said...

Just a few short weeks ago I couldn't get one gal to look at me.
I started drinking Harp's and look at me now. FYI, those ARE beer goggles I'm wearing.

Anonymous said...

Harp's Beer, It'll give you the courage, strength, looks and whatever else you need to Harpon a Whale. Harp's will always keep you from getting beached.

HARP'S what a way to start off you day.

mzchief said...

Five Reasons To Add Chlorine In The Gene Pool

Anonymous said...

Yearning For Zion "Class of 98" Reunion?

Anonymous said...

The one in the back...it's Barry...before the operation.

Jarhead said...

"The Invisible Hand meets The Bush Administration"

Anonymous said...

Mzcreep sighting! Wooooooooo!

masonnmadison said...

Office space Christmas party

Anonymous said...

I don't like the drugs but, the drugs like me.

Anonymous said...

"Hey you....yeah, you. I'm talking to you. Here, hold my beer...and watch this...."

"Ok, now sing with me....."

"I'm too sexy for shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts..."

Double Fake Right Said Fred

Anonymous said...

Tonight we party like it's 1979 baby! Dig?

Anonymous said...

Wise County Texas

Where fashion sense and the term 'lack thereof' collide.

Anonymous said...

Muggin Down With The Sickness

LandShark 5i50 said...

adams apples- not just for men

Anonymous said...

Did you find this picture on the Texas A&M website?

Anonymous said...

Once at bandcamp..

Anonymous said...

Wanna bet there is ALOT of grass on the playgrounds------C.O.C.

Anonymous said...

Barry Green ESQ. and a highly trained staff stand ready to help with all your legal needs.

Anonymous said...

Life used to be oh so hohum. I decided to asked Coach Leach to mumble me some advice for scoring chick. Now I am a conversating, computer scheme tradin, ladies man.

If you look close you may can tell I have my gun up.

Wacky Wed Wader

Anonymous said...

80’s Hair, cool glasses, 4 women and a trailer house – What more do you need?

Anonymous said...

Quick, Put the shower curtain behind us so the picture will look nice!

Anonymous said...

mzchief, don't even front. You had that Jheri Curl hair just last year.

Gorilla said...

"Beer...helping the ugly get laid for over a thousand years."

mzchief said...

To anonymous 5:41...
I was born with that crazy, curly crap hair and still have it. THIS year, it's down past my arse, still as curly as ever and still nearly black as night.

Anonymous said...

Another example of media bias. A story on the Drudgereport about the house ethics committe investigating Rep. Charlie Rangel. Not on word of his party affiliation.

RPM said...

I was drunk the day that Mom got out of prison...

Anonymous said...

Typical Alvord School Board Meeting

Anonymous said...

The Way International Church cast and crew after wrap party photo.

Anonymous said...

Guess who broke the copy machine again ? balloonknot

Mr. Mike Honcho said...

"Hurry up and take the picture... or we might be late for the Spandau Ballet concert!"

Anonymous said...

welcome back mz...we missed you..!!!

Anonymous said...

I MEAN I MISSED YOU..!