"Lyle, you grab her other hand; Pearl and Opal can push from behind. We are gonna win this dwarf-flingin' contest even if it hairlips ever'body on Salt Creek!"
Just a few short weeks ago I couldn't get one gal to look at me. I started drinking Harp's and look at me now. FYI, those ARE beer goggles I'm wearing.
Harp's Beer, It'll give you the courage, strength, looks and whatever else you need to Harpon a Whale. Harp's will always keep you from getting beached.
Life used to be oh so hohum. I decided to asked Coach Leach to mumble me some advice for scoring chick. Now I am a conversating, computer scheme tradin, ladies man.
If you look close you may can tell I have my gun up.
To anonymous 5:41... I was born with that crazy, curly crap hair and still have it. THIS year, it's down past my arse, still as curly as ever and still nearly black as night.
Another example of media bias. A story on the Drudgereport about the house ethics committe investigating Rep. Charlie Rangel. Not on word of his party affiliation.
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"Harp's beer....it will make any man look like a geek."
Double Fake Bill Gates
Just a few folks getting primed up for Frilly's.
"Before I started drinking Harps, I hated my wicked step-sisters and step-mother. But now, we party like its 1999!!!"
Double Fake Cinderella
"I've got my gold shirt on, my glasses and a cold brewsky in my hand. One, or all of these broads is getting a piece of The Orson-ator tonight!!"
"This here is what you refer to as foreplay."
Double Fake Cousin Elmer Wayne
"Ok, Sandy, show me those nose hairs!!!"
Newark family and class reunion meeting at the Cherry Pit.
"Does this outfit make my butt look big???"
"Yeah, honey, it does. But a couple more Harp's beers, and I won't care."
Double Fake Honest Man
"Hi Barron Green here, when I'm drinking with my first four ex wives I only drink Harp beer."
WHOOOOOOO, I'm drunk and gettin laid by Heart and Stevie Nicks!!!
"Mormon.
The religion that ROCKS!!!"
Double Fake Joseph Smith
Hooray for "hump" day--we're heading for Friday!!
Chico VFW circa 1990 something
Jus let your Soul Glow!!!
"We all get our hair done at the Pink Lady in Bridgeport TX. Except for Dwight, of course.
The Pink Lady, where Texas Ladies go for big hair."
Queen Dairy and the Dairy Queens
Live at Frilly's
Honey, does this dress make my butt look big? No honey, your butt makes your butt look big.
Laffo at all the captions saying this picture was taken in the 90s. This picture clearly depicts a Wise County get together just last night.
Gladys has been unable to stand on her own since the unfortunate limbo accident at Carlos and Charlie's in Cancun.
Were drugs and alcohol involved?
Polyester, the fabric of the future.
Double Fake Christian Dior
"Lyle, you grab her other hand; Pearl and Opal can push from behind. We are gonna win this dwarf-flingin' contest even if it hairlips ever'body on Salt Creek!"
Triple Fake Jewel Largebottom
Wednesday Afternoon Let-Me-Down.
Kill Bill Vol. 3
Coming to theatres near you.
Summer of 2009.
Double Fake Quentin Tarantino
She fell and couldn't get up. One sip of Harp's Beer and her legs were re-energized. She can walk now. Praise the Lord for miracles like Harp's Beer.
A family celebration of a successful sex change.
Andrew Rottner--- The Early Years
Sherry Rogers and David Meridith...take on the Wise County Court System .....
I love my place here at the polygamist compound... but I got to get these 13 year olds and there moms a little more wasted before I can try anything!
Just a few short weeks ago I couldn't get one gal to look at me.
I started drinking Harp's and look at me now. FYI, those ARE beer goggles I'm wearing.
Harp's Beer, It'll give you the courage, strength, looks and whatever else you need to Harpon a Whale. Harp's will always keep you from getting beached.
HARP'S what a way to start off you day.
Five Reasons To Add Chlorine In The Gene Pool
Yearning For Zion "Class of 98" Reunion?
The one in the back...it's Barry...before the operation.
"The Invisible Hand meets The Bush Administration"
Mzcreep sighting! Wooooooooo!
Office space Christmas party
I don't like the drugs but, the drugs like me.
"Hey you....yeah, you. I'm talking to you. Here, hold my beer...and watch this...."
"Ok, now sing with me....."
"I'm too sexy for shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts..."
Double Fake Right Said Fred
Tonight we party like it's 1979 baby! Dig?
Wise County Texas
Where fashion sense and the term 'lack thereof' collide.
Muggin Down With The Sickness
adams apples- not just for men
Did you find this picture on the Texas A&M website?
Once at bandcamp..
Wanna bet there is ALOT of grass on the playgrounds------C.O.C.
Barry Green ESQ. and a highly trained staff stand ready to help with all your legal needs.
Life used to be oh so hohum. I decided to asked Coach Leach to mumble me some advice for scoring chick. Now I am a conversating, computer scheme tradin, ladies man.
If you look close you may can tell I have my gun up.
Wacky Wed Wader
80’s Hair, cool glasses, 4 women and a trailer house – What more do you need?
Quick, Put the shower curtain behind us so the picture will look nice!
mzchief, don't even front. You had that Jheri Curl hair just last year.
"Beer...helping the ugly get laid for over a thousand years."
To anonymous 5:41...
I was born with that crazy, curly crap hair and still have it. THIS year, it's down past my arse, still as curly as ever and still nearly black as night.
Another example of media bias. A story on the Drudgereport about the house ethics committe investigating Rep. Charlie Rangel. Not on word of his party affiliation.
I was drunk the day that Mom got out of prison...
Typical Alvord School Board Meeting
The Way International Church cast and crew after wrap party photo.
Guess who broke the copy machine again ? balloonknot
"Hurry up and take the picture... or we might be late for the Spandau Ballet concert!"
welcome back mz...we missed you..!!!
I MEAN I MISSED YOU..!
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