Seeing that picture makes me feel lonely. They are probably having fun and making each other laugh. Everybody thought I was smart and funny once. That seems a long time ago. I think you can survive a lot of things if you don't feel lonely. I don't think I deserve for my life to turn out the way it has. I would probably kill myself if I had the energy and the baby wasn't playing on the floor saying,"Aooly,ahooly,daddy,daddy, yes,yes." whatever that means.
I keep thinking about what Barry said about being a postman. I used to think so to but sometimes they seem stressed. If you have a good memory and are organized it may be cool though since you are off as soon as your route is through. Our old postman had a tv on his dash. I'd drive a top-off Jeep and have satellite radio and wear shorts. Maybe I could train a monkey to feed the mail into the boxes after I sort it for him. That might be cool I think.
Ron Burgundy: Let's go to Brian Fantana who's live on the scene with a Channel 4 News exclusive. Brian? Brian Fantana: Panda Watch. The mood is tense; I have been on some serious, serious reports but nothing quite like this. I uh... Ching... King is inside right now. I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can't do that he's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off. [to the Panda] Brian Fantana: Hey, you're making me look stupid. Get out of here, Panda Jerk. Ron Burgundy: Great story. Compelling, and rich.
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now you're talkin
Only the "shadow" knows
i had my pick-me-up for the day already. me and the boys went to the whistle stop for lunch and we saw one of those bodybuilding girls working there.
golden
Finally a Picture of a women old enough to drink. That one right there, she would know what she was doing.
Alright, alright, alright.
Afternoon pick me ups are a great public service, nearly as good as radar updates.
Keep up the fine work.
Hi, I'm thinkin about opening a nudie bar called the Landing Strip out near the airport.
Come by and hang out with us.
hey 1:54, we already have that in Austin
I WILL FLOAT HER BOAT!! ROCK ME
THE FAKE JOE DUTY
Seeing that picture makes me feel lonely. They are probably having fun and making each other laugh. Everybody thought I was smart and funny once. That seems a long time ago. I think you can survive a lot of things if you don't feel lonely. I don't think I deserve for my life to turn out the way it has.
I would probably kill myself if I had the energy and the baby wasn't playing on the floor saying,"Aooly,ahooly,daddy,daddy,
yes,yes." whatever that means.
I keep thinking about what Barry said about being a postman. I used to think so to but sometimes they seem stressed. If you have a good memory and are organized it may be cool though since you are off as soon as your route is through. Our old postman had a tv on his dash. I'd drive a top-off Jeep and have satellite radio and wear shorts. Maybe I could train a monkey to feed the mail into the boxes after I sort it for him. That might be cool I think.
Ron Burgundy: Let's go to Brian Fantana who's live on the scene with a Channel 4 News exclusive. Brian?
Brian Fantana: Panda Watch. The mood is tense; I have been on some serious, serious reports but nothing quite like this. I uh... Ching... King is inside right now. I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can't do that he's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off.
[to the Panda]
Brian Fantana: Hey, you're making me look stupid. Get out of here, Panda Jerk.
Ron Burgundy: Great story. Compelling, and rich.
Wanna bet wordkyle is printing out this girl's photo?
What I wouldn't give for a pair of scissors. I can't stand dangling strings.
I've never had sexual relations with that woman....in along time!!!!!!!
Not bad, but we need to pan right just a tad.
My face would look like a glazed donut after I got finished with her. Yummy!
5:49 I don't know how to explain it but my thoughts went from my brain into your fingers and you typed it!
Either that or you're married to my wife too!
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