The Campaign For DA


Celtic Girl From Last Year Turns Into Laker Girl

At least that's what everyone's saying.


Anonymous said...

I wonder if she'd let me smell her underarms or somethin.

Anonymous said...

I would lick her toes-all eleven of them.

Anonymous said...

i seen her at cowboy cheeleader tryouts

Anonymous said...

she don't got very big babbs.

Jarhead said...

Jiffy Pop

Double Fake Merriam Webster said...

Hey Jarlip - I posted some new names for ya on the Gov. Mansion Fire post. Check 'em out and let us know which you prefer.

Jarhead said...

I like “Jardome” and I agree with your choice of “Jarnoodle.” I still think you can do better than running "jar" and "head" thru your thesaurus and combining the words that are generated... The truth is, it's kinda hard to come up with a glib and somewhat derogatory replacement for "Jarhead." I think "Crackhead" would be funny. Can't believe no one's thought of that one yet. “Jughead” has meaning and it’s simple yet delightfully devious.

I came up with two good ones in no time and all you guys can do is Jarlip, Jarlid and SlopJarLid? How did you ever survive on the playground? You might as well call me “stupidhead” or “poopiepants.”

I like Crackhead the best. It gets to the point, shows the perfect amount of animosity and is mildly humorous.

“If you like to gamble, I tell you I'm your man,
You win some, lose some, all the same to me,
The pleasure is to play, makes no difference what you say,
I don't share your greed, the only card I need is
The Ace Of Spades

Playing for the high one, dancing with the devil,
Going with the flow, it's all the same to me,
Seven or Eleven, snake eyes watching you,
Double up or quit, double stake or split,
The Ace Of Spades

You know I'm born to lose, and gambling's for fools,
But that's the way I like it baby,
I don't wanna live for ever,
And don't forget the joker!

Pushing up the ante, I know you wanna see me,
Read 'em and weep, the dead man's hand again,
I see it in your eyes, take one look and die,
The only thing you see, you know it's gonna be,
The Ace Of Spades”
~ Lemmy Kilmister

Silicone Alley said...

WOW..I must have really missed something while I was gone... But I vote on crackhead, it has a good ring to it ;)

Anonymous said...

i would recognize that belly button anywhere!!!

Anonymous said...

Jarlid -
Each to his own sense of humor, but I always think the name Jarlid is funny when applied to you, because I imagine a.........well..... jar lid, which is of very little consequence in the scheme of things. Your lofty opinion of your opinions is the opposite of that; hence, the irony. You may not get a chuckle out of it but some of us do.

I don't like Sloplid - it's too gross.

I wish you were half as amusing as you think you are because then I would chuckle at your wit. But I find that almost never happening, but that's just me.

It appears that mzchief finds you amusing. Is that a good thing? Maybe, maybe not.

And Double Fake Whatever - you always crack me up! Keep 'em coming.

Anonymous said...

she looks skinnier as a laker girl

Jarhead said...

Ah well... If I've learned anything in life it's that you can't please everyone all the time.

Obviously I'm effecting (affecting?) you in some way if you feel compelled to spend your valuable time responding to my posts. You even managed to get a in a shot at mzchief! You sir (or madam) are a real cunning linguist and a master debater!

Keep that blanket wet, there, little buddy... and as Sgt. Hulka says: "Lighten up, Francis."

Now that's amusing!

Anonymous said...

Maybe they are twins

Anonymous said...

she looks better in green.