4.17.2008

You Know Your Life Has Gone Horribily Wrong When


Story.

My CSI-Like Brain thinks there might be foul play involved.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think high winds are involved.

Anonymous said...

At least Wise wasn't involved but there seem to be some parts still missing so there is hope.

Jarhead said...

JigSaw Girl

"Give me your hand and I will hold it forever
On my nightstand in a box with your love letters
I love you dear, and I know we will not be parted
I'll keep you near, scattered around my apartment
This is not the same world you lived in
And I could breathe easier once I brought you back again
You are not the same girl you had been
I promised I'd never lose you

Give me your hair, just a lock will do
An old photograph to capture the spirit of you
And I'll keep these things wrapped up in an old cotton blouse
The one you wore that summer before your love petered out
This is not the same world you lived in
And I could breathe easier once I brought you back again
You are not the same girl you had been
I promised I'd never lose you

Laid on my bed
A beautiful mess
My whole world
Jigsaw girl
You gave me your hand
You gave me your hand
I don't understand why you don't want it back

This is not the same world you lived in
And I could breathe easier once I brought you back again
You are not the same girl you had been
I promised I'd never lose you, never loser you
Honey I tell you true I'll never lose you..."


~ Toadies

Anonymous said...

My intelligent-like brain can only look at you dumb founded and respond:

Uhhh......ya think?

Anonymous said...

Whew, I thought the headline said missing mans Penis was found in two parts.

Anonymous said...

jarhead, do not sully the name of the Toadies by associating them with one of your posts.

Anonymous said...

Nice call Jarhead.

Ryan said...

I agree with 10:47, everytime i look at it the "p" in parts looks like it is at the front of Ennis.

Anonymous said...

Perhaps it was by request that he be in two places at once.

Anonymous said...

If I read the article correctly, this man is only half missing.

Anonymous said...

10:34 - You used irony, but it didn't occur to you that Barry was using irony?
That's ironic.

Anonymous said...

Does anyone think his why had a hand in on it???

Anonymous said...

Quote away, jarhead! Ah, the Toadies...most of their songs contain great vocals,(literally) off-beat tempo, instruments played as if they were about to be repossessed. Usually with the intent to simultaneously creep you out and fascinate you. If this story involved some strange love twist it would be fodder for a Toadies song. I gotta go listen to Possum Kingdom, now.
Also, check out Burden Brothers w/Todd singing lead.

Anonymous said...

Does anyone think his wife had a hand in on it?

Anonymous said...

Wouldn't it be more accurate to say "You know your DEATH has gone horribly wrong when". Seems to me your life is now in its past tense form
I'm just sayin'

Anonymous said...

Jarhead, I gotta wonder about the music you listen to.