The report is that next they are going to try and see if a surge will work: Pickels and onions next; if not, pickels, onions and tomatos. The surge will work if given time!
Where are they getting all these pickles? I heard they were in short supply due to their potential for conversion to bio-diesel or methane or something.
When Pickles are Outlawed, only Outlaws will have Pickles. At the very least, these pickle patriots need pickle packing permits preferably before picking up a pickle and have hands on pickle practice to perfect pickle pleasure plinking performing and perfecting pickle plunking and pitching pickle skills.
The Pickle Packers can dream about The NRA while they squeeze their triggers, or pickles. May Chuck rest in peace where they do not have to pry anything from his dead, cold, hands, including pickles.
I hope they were store bought pickles and not homemade. I wonder if they were whole dill pickles or sliced? Whole dills might hurt when thrown with any velocity out of a moving car, I'm just saying.
My bread and butter has always been pickle tossin', even though most folks don't consider it kosher, I think it is good dill! You cannot beat a sweet pickle toss, and if you throw it hard enough you will relish the results. My best maid pickle toss ever was a vlasic.
Vlasic, the guaranteed crisp pickles - now those could do damage. A dill spear thrown just right, now you're talkin a possible injury. Ever gotten pickle juice in the eye? Don't do that.....
The article clearly stated he was "out looking for his siblings" sheesh, 233 did you read the article? And anyway, why else would you have pickles in the car at that hour?
The fact that those pickles were no doubt unregistered proves well, I'm not rightly for sure but, anyway, if they weren't so readily available all of this could have been avoided. And by 'this' I mean all these silly posts.
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Pickles??? I guess it's better than guns.
Someone should send this to Letterman or Leno! Classic Small Town News.
Well,next time,I'd take a bottle of that Aggie Mustard and squirt it in their eyes.
Denton will always remember the "Great Pickle Shoot-out of 2008"!
The report is that next they are going to try and see if a surge will work:
Pickels and onions next;
if not, pickels, onions and tomatos.
The surge will work if given time!
To be read in a dramatic voice, preferably with an upper class British accent:
"Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce;
special orders don't upset us.
All we ask is that you let us serve it your way...
Have it your way!"
Where are they getting all these pickles? I heard they were in short supply due to their potential for conversion to bio-diesel or methane or something.
Was Peter Piper involved?
Ahh, those were the days. I remember throwing my pickle around all the time when I was a teen.
When Pickles are Outlawed, only Outlaws will have Pickles.
At the very least, these pickle patriots need pickle packing permits preferably before picking up a pickle and have hands on pickle practice to perfect pickle pleasure plinking performing and perfecting pickle plunking and pitching pickle skills.
Assault with a deadly pickle. Barry, how would you defend that heinous crime?
Was that heinous crime or anus crime?
Pickles don't kill people, people pickle people.
The Pickle Packers can dream about The NRA while they squeeze their triggers, or pickles. May Chuck rest in peace where they do not have to pry anything from his dead, cold, hands, including pickles.
What I wanna know is....why did an 18 year old have pickles with him while he was driving around?
I knew pickles would be the downfall of human man kind
I hope they were store bought pickles and not homemade. I wonder if they were whole dill pickles or sliced? Whole dills might hurt when thrown with any velocity out of a moving car, I'm just saying.
The whole ones have mass on their side yes,but the ones that are sliced longways down the middle? Those things have edges you know.
My bread and butter has always been pickle tossin', even though most folks don't consider it kosher, I think it is good dill! You cannot beat a sweet pickle toss, and if you throw it hard enough you will relish the results. My best maid pickle toss ever was a vlasic.
What a dill.
Double Fake Corby
Vlasic, the guaranteed crisp pickles - now those could do damage. A dill spear thrown just right, now you're talkin a possible injury. Ever gotten pickle juice in the eye? Don't do that.....
The article clearly stated he was "out looking for his siblings" sheesh, 233 did you read the article?
And anyway, why else would you have pickles in the car at that hour?
Looking for siblings was an excuse. He was packing pickles with the planning and intent to do a drive by pickling.
The fact that those pickles were no doubt unregistered proves well, I'm not rightly for sure but, anyway, if they weren't so readily available all of this could have been avoided. And by 'this' I mean all these silly posts.
Denton better nip this in the bud as Barney Fife would say or next it will be stewed tomatoes. Mark my words. When will it end?
Fear the government that fears your pickles
Are you jerkin my gherkin?
An unpickled person is a peasant
A pickled person is a citizen
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