4.21.2008

Jesis Jesus Stops Theft. Except Donation of $10

A faithful-reader-police-officer in the western part of the county sent me this link this morning. Since I'm still trying to get my wheels on from waking up late, it's a nice starter. And, kids, don't be spending your money on whiskey. Edit: My very bad on the original title screw-up.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Barry, His name is "Jesus".

Anonymous said...

I can't wait for the day that Jesis is looking at the list of names of those going to HELL or HEAVEN and he says I'm sorry but is says BERRY right here.

AnObiter said...

Guess you skipped church again yesterday? lol

Jarhead said...

I would have "ministered" to the man for ten minutes, too.

With the butt of a pistol.

Anonymous said...

It's a good thing Jesus showed up to help this old lady. Of course the same Jesus knew all along the man was going to jump in the car, but decided not to do anything to prevent it. Being Jesus must be like playing soldiers when I was a kid. The right and left hands holding opposite forces, going back and forth with who wins and who loses. With sound effects.

Anonymous said...

4:47 your words have meaning that go to the very core of humanity.

Anonymous said...

The world is in trouble Jar. The first thing I thought was,"I would not have shot that dude in front of grandma but,I might have just pistol whipped him 'til she told me to stop."

Anonymous said...

Barry,just don't stand too close to a guy named Berry and 11:08 says you'll be good.

Anonymous said...

4:47 slams up against free will and has trouble navigating for awhile,he'll get it figured out though.

Anonymous said...

Your free will wont mean a thing December 21 2012 when a fuzzy pale blue ball appears in the sky.

Anonymous said...

11:23 I KNOW that's right. Thanks for helping me slow my roll a little.