This goes right along with the Angry White Man theme. Not manyHILLARY voters in this croud.Side note --- NASCAR is one of thefew remaining events that has a prayer before kickoff.
Did she win the pole position?
She needs to pit and remove a tearoff.
OK. I've been to two NASCAR races at TMS. They make lots of noise and go round and round - till an accident where they all head for the pits and start the parade over again. Whoooopie! Each to his/her own, but I'll not waste any more time on those events.
They pray at NACAR because God created NASCAR to get angry white men out of the house.
Ma'm, I was just shaking it up and it went off. I wasn't looking where I was aiming. I can't be responsible you got in the way. Oh and by the way, do you have a cigarette?
12:20 PM i think she did set on the pole in the bush race.
OMG. I cannot believe you would say that Barry. It hurts, man. Hurts.*shakin head slowly with puppy dog eyes*
At first glance, I thought it was one of your running partners.
I bet she has a "ho-tag."
HEY MAN! (gritting teeth, pointing finger) NASCAR has perfected the left turn! There are four of them every lap!
Isn't she a little old for you, Barron?
Whoo Hoo!... Turn Left!... Pass me a beer!... Turn Left!... Skeeter, quit lookin' down your Momma's shirt!... Turn Left!... When's the next crash?...
I would lick her toes
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