A long time ago, a car magazine I subscribed to did a "road test" on one of these. It was so funny I laughed until I cried! Of course, its handling and performance was horrible. Its no surprise they lost control of it in bad conditions.
Well ya see....I was come'n round turn 2 in a big hurry....she had been pushing real bad all day...I saw the 24 come'n up on my right...my spotter was telling me 48 had me on the inside....there was a big head wind goin' down the back stretch....next thing ya know I hit a ketchup packet goin' in to turn 3, and I just couldn't keep her out of bar ditch.
I'd like to thank all our sponsors of the Weiner Mobile...it was a good car today thanks to my crew. I'm sorry the race had to end this way.
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That's just funny. I don't care who you are.
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A long time ago, a car magazine I subscribed to did a "road test" on one of these. It was so funny I laughed until I cried! Of course, its handling and performance was horrible. Its no surprise they lost control of it in bad conditions.
Believe it or not, I've ridden inside one of those before; they have a rather spartan interior.
I hate it when my weiner spins outta control.
Bad conditions, vehicle not suited for that kind of driving, no chains...not good.
There is NEVER a good time to have a giant weiner stuck in a frosty ditch. Yes! that word begins with a "D".
*SMuTTy SMiRK*
Kinda like bedtime with you? Buuurrrrr.
It was investigated by State Trooper "Johnson". You can't make up stuff that good!!
i spun my weiner out on a slick embankment once. right past 'indian springs'. it was a dirty,rotten, stinkin mess.
I think there's an erectile dysfunction joke in there somewhere, but I did enjoy yours mzchief.
Man, be compassionate... Have you ever got your weiner stuck on ice?
"Weiner Poopie!!!" exclaimed the driver.
Double Fake John Grisham
I'm impresssed at how little shrinkage, if any, the wiener suffered in the freezing conditions.
I hear that some krauts were behind the wheel. They didn't see a mustard slick and skidded off the highway.
My wiener's stuck and I can't get up
I wonder if the driver called 911.
Anybody see a sack around here anywhere???
Double Fake Jerry Lee Lewis
Well ya see....I was come'n round turn 2 in a big hurry....she had been pushing real bad all day...I saw the 24 come'n up on my right...my spotter was telling me 48 had me on the inside....there was a big head wind goin' down the back stretch....next thing ya know I hit a ketchup packet goin' in to turn 3, and I just couldn't keep her out of bar ditch.
I'd like to thank all our sponsors of the Weiner Mobile...it was a good car today thanks to my crew. I'm sorry the race had to end this way.
We'll see you at Daytona.
Ricky Bobby
Where is Dr. Frankenfurter when you need him?!?!?!
I see UFO's all the time and that was the Rankin for election cart that "Spun for Buns", he needs that new technolgy really bad.
Phil King misses mark agin. Will try later to really screw his followers.
4:17pm...
RICKY! SHAKE AND BAKE BABY!
I heard the weiner mobile rear ended a Mrs Beards truck and rammed it half way up her buns.
I once used a condom that looked like that.
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