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8.07.2007
A Taser Endorsement
Man, if one of those Taser companies (is there more than one?) doesn't sign this guy up as its spokesperson, they should be ashamed. The last couple of sentences are gold.
(Credit: MzChief)
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Solid GOLD!!! I think the tazers are the best part of watching COPS now... I want a full show of just how STUPID they can be!
Now that's some funny shit.
LOL! Made my day!
Take an ass whoopin....lol I laughed til my sides hurt!
I would rather whoop his ass; but there are so many out there that want him shot in the back with a 45 cause them tazers are inhumane punishment...
I'm gonna sent him a rock of crack fo hiz endosment...you think he will sign?
I have managed to avoid being tasered so far. I'm not sure about this, but I get the feeling that by not committing crimes or hanging around those that do, I am somehow avoiding the taser gun. In fact, I would go so far as to say that not committing crimes, and avoiding those that commit crimes, is a good way to not only avoid being tasered, but to stay out of jail, not get tickets and other inconveniences. It's weird...but I think I am right on this. I am glad to have figured this out, because for the longest time watching TV, reading the papers and big research reports by special interest groups I was getting the impression that the police were just jacking people at random, and that they were not rounding up enough white people. But no, there clearly seems to be a correlation between breaking the law and getting in trouble. Cool.
Solid gold. Not his teeth but the clip. I bet all the metal in his mouth fused together.
It's a fake. In real life black dudes aren't that articulate.
MzChief comes up with some great stuff. Kudos for giving credit.
This is a great example of the amount of intelligence American Criminals, as a group, have. The only really smart criminals are insane. The rest are uneducated morons who actually know the difference, in terms of pain, between a taser-ing and an ass whooping.
That said, I'd like to have seen him get tasered because I, as an American, love to see violence, especially when people have 10,000 volts run through them. I'm of the Jackass generation.
Way to go SquareHead!! Good job...
Very funny!
TxSheehan, typical liberal weenie. Enjoying the pain of the less unfortunate who typical liberal weenies say they care for. I only wish you could feel his pain for real.
HEY ! YOUR RIGHT, CRIMINALS ARE A STUPID GROUP. THATS WHY THE DEMS WANT TO LET THEM VOTE. give em a check and theyre yours for life.
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