8.10.2007

Bruce Willis' New Girlfriend



Standing. Slowly beginning to clap.

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bruce, standing, rapidly getting the clap.

Pseudonym said...

Naturally he was instantly attracted to her intellect and personality. Until his friends pointed it out, he likely never noticed that she was 30 years younger and had a expansive chest.

Anonymous said...

lets here what these wise county ladies have to say is wrong with her. come on now. you know you will try to find something why you are vastly superior to her....

Anonymous said...

Huh.

Anonymous said...

Boy, that'll make you DIE HARD!

Anonymous said...

Lucky girl!!

Anonymous said...

From the look on Bruce's face...it looks to me like he's about to release a depth charge.

Anonymous said...

Go Bruce!! Now I know why he can stand being around Demi and Punked Ashton.....He can get a younger version of good ass anytime he wants and can look at Demi as his "had that" seconds.

Ahhhhhh....My hero!!!

Anonymous said...

I will bet banjos to guitars those are not her real puppies.

Anonymous said...

I BET SHE HAS BACK PROBLEMS

Anonymous said...

Very Nice!!!!

Anonymous said...

I liked him in Die Hard with a Virgin.

Anonymous said...

I can't stand up right now, give me a few minutes while I take down my tent.

Anonymous said...

You boys are so predictabley pathetic. But never fear, you too can have what he's able to buy with his fame and fortune as soon as you get rich and famous. A word of advice: If, and I stress if, this ever happens to you, do not carry sharp objects. A puncture would surely take away all your pleasure.

Anonymous said...

She'll be suicidal in no time, thanks to the fake boobies and all that family's mess.

Just Pondering said...

What I can't figure out is how ole Brucy got him a girl like that. He's not that good looking and he's kinda wierd in the personality department. Could it be money? Oh wait....maybe he has big feet to match those big knockers.

Anonymous said...

Im betting shes in/on it for the money. All rich older men have girls atleast half their age. Look at Donald Trump he has NOTHING going for him yet has a hot wife. Its all about the bank roll!!

Anonymous said...

there are only two types girls the ones that has a chest like hers and the one that want one like hers and cant aford it.

Anonymous said...

1:56, yup. Deader than a silicon doornail. Full of meds.

RPM said...

Bruce is most definitely, the man.

Anonymous said...

Or, 7:02, some guy can decide that a girl who didn't have them "needs" them and tries to buy them for her/himself.

Some girls go for it, others "afford" themselves an upgrade in a better guy.

mzchief said...

To 7:02...
You forgot to mention the third type of girl; the one who got them naturally and does NOT want them because she is tired of the backaches and pathetic, rude, pigs like you ogling her.

Anonymous said...

Bruce Willis is sick.

He isn't the only one.

Yep, 9:04 - "huh"

Anonymous said...

what oh come on girl u can get well lots more boyfriends that will love you .. y do u have to go to the senior crew ???


come on DUMP him