8.05.2007

I Think Fox 4 Might Be Screwing With Us



This guy stabbed a couple of people last night (oops, allegedly stabbed a couple of people) but Fox 4 News tracks down his ex-girlfriend from two years ago.

I can't take my eyes off of her. The eyebrows. The odd bump on her forehead. The last name. I love her.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

looks like wife no.eight to me

Anonymous said...

I'd bong her.

Think Frustrated said...

She looks like a fella.

Anonymous said...

She looks like a Romulan.

Anonymous said...

If you married her and changed your name you could be Barry Bong.

Anonymous said...

She does look like a fella. Maybe it's Barry in drag? (eww, I gave myself the shivers.)

Anonymous said...

I'm with Anon 9:23, and I'm not even much of a Star trek fan.

Anonymous said...

I was a Star Trek fan, and I'm ashamed 9:23 AM beat me to the punch. Amen to 9:23 AM!

Annie Jokely said...

Can't we all just get a bong?


On second thought - NO THANKS.

Anonymous said...

This reminds me of a young lady I knew in college. For some reason, she painted on her eyebrows. She looked like a football player with eye black on, only upside down.

Condoleesa said...

I watched that this morning before work and thought the EXACT SAME THING! I think the missing teeth and the eyebrow thing spells crackhead.

Anonymous said...

I wish I could have gotten a picture of the lady at Wal-Mart in Decatur who evidently picked up the wrong eyebrow pencil and painted on baby blue ones and lined her eyes to match. HILARIOUS!