5.31.2007

Spell "KLEH'-vihs"

That smart kid from Colleyville couldn't. I couldn't fill out the application to get in the Spelling Bee without making a spelling error.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

T-H-I-N-N-I-N-G

As in "Barry has thinning hair."

Anonymous said...

I cain't remember if the klehvihs is above the navel or below it.

Gleemonex said...

Damn you Barry, I was TiVo-ing that.

(Really, not kidding. As a former NSB contestant, it is my curse to forever remain entangled with this unholy contest of will, luck, and nerdtacular tension. I'm going home to watch the whole thing on TiVo after work.)

Anonymous said...

"A man shall leaveth his parents and cleaveth to his wife" or am I thinking about cousin Cletus from Kentucky???

Where's my Bud???

DE, Jr.

Anonymous said...

"clevis" is the u shape shadow that starts the "cleavage". UNT 1989 human sexual behavior glossary intro to new body development.

Anonymous said...

I laugh every time the NSB comes up, when I remember what my husband told me. He was in the Fort Worth Startle-Gram Spelling Bee back in 1957. He won second place in his elementary school competition, so he got to advance - he was beside himself. Friends and relatives were there to watch.

It was his turn, so he proudly stood up and walked to the mic. They announced his word. He repeated it, "Sheep" - S-H-E-P-P.

(In my head, I can recollect him saying it phonetically , Es-atche-eee-pee-pee in that Texas drawl.) Bwaaaaahhhhhhhh!


I'm LMAO right now, just typing this. I think he's still embarrassed about it to this day.

The Devil said...

5:23...I am guessing you did not make the cut for the NSB.