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5.30.2007
Slow Posting?
I'm in the middle of a misdemeanor assault jury trial. That explains the silence.
I thought about posting a picture of Jessica Alba during cross examination, but that would be inappropriate.
Back to court. Lunch break over.
Edit: Success for the falsely accused. (That means, a "not guilty" verdict.) More later.
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7 comments:
You're right. Jessica Alba should be the subject of Direct Examination.
Just what I would want in my ambulance chasing lawyer while trying to defend me. His mind on what he isn't getting at home.
ohmygoodness, you're actually working?
barry, if you ever need an assistant, just let me know. you're the best ever.
Excellent work. We are proud of you.
Honey, you are cruisin' for a bruisin' if you know what I mean.
If I ever found myself in such trouble that I called you to help me out, and found you were even thinking about doing such shiate in court, whilst I was paying your slimy a$$ the big bucks to represent me, I would personally drag your hairy butt up to the highest window of whatever courthouse we happened to be in, and promptly boot you out.
I think the bailiff's, judges, clerks and other assorted officials would cheer me on.
Your reputation is beginning to precede you.
And, that ebay ad is what? Still $305?
8:56 that was either very funny or just plain mean, sorry I couldn't tell which. At any rate, you know this Is Barry's very own blog and it's considered poor etiquette to upstage OR berate the host.
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