The Campaign For DA

3.06.2017

Don't Get Me This Alligator!


16 comments:

Anonymous said...

He wants to play fish fetch.

Anonymous said...

COUNTY LAW!

Anonymous said...

Golfers are weird.

Anonymous said...

I wonder what kind of lure he used?

DF Jimmy Houston

Anonymous said...

"HUGE" fish? That alligator is maybe four feet long. It's not even longer than a golf cart path is wide. That might be a two pound fish, tops.

The Devil said...

Where is Amos Moses when you need him?

Anonymous said...

12:39, if you watched my show, you'd know. Just stay away from low-hanging branches.

DF Bill Dance


Anonymous said...

Okay, now I understand. The big nets near downtown Ft. Worth are to keep the alligators out.

Anonymous said...

I hope that's not the fish called Wanda....

Anonymous said...

12:39

A really big fish.

Anonymous said...

Oh come on. Put him in your backyard. You need another pet..

Anonymous said...

Looks like he likes hanging out under willow trees, so he'd be great for your back yard...

Rage

Anonymous said...

And that is why I stopped trying to fish my lost balls out of the water hazard.

DF Lee Trevino

Anonymous said...

1:01


A cart path is, at minimum, 4 feet wide. The gators body, sanse tail, covers the cart path. That means the gator is at least 8 feet long.

Anonymous said...

Incredible! Indeed, historic. A four foot alligator and a little fish that looks really big in its mouth because the alligator is so small. UNBELIEVABLE. National news? Duh. Of course. Never seen anything like it. OMG simply astounded. How are we supposed to sleep tonight knowing these massive beasts, once only myth and tales told to scare little kids, actually EXIST? My God, who knew? Terrified to close my eyes. Gulp. There are no words. Well, maybe one. Idiocracy.

Anonymous said...

4:37

Are you the same Lee Trevino that pulled a rubber snake out your bag on the first tee when you were playing with Jack Nicklaus?