The Campaign For DA

3.08.2017

As We Run Towards Idiocracy





A Texas Sheriff, an elected Texas Sheriff, doesn't have the common sense to not get in a fight in Whataburger like a 20 year old.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

He loves him some double-double with A-1 and jalapeƱos.

Anonymous said...

He prolly thought he was above it and couldn't be touched. Power does strange things to folks.

Harry Hamid said...

I was going to write that it wasn't as weird as the tweet would have you believe. But after googling it, it appears that it might in fact be weirder.

The sheriff walked into the Whataburger at 1 am on New Year's, saw his brother in a fight with three men, and somehow ended up in the fight.

His attorney said his actions and language were appropriate for a peace officer. The "victim" says that the sheriff walked in and yelled, "Nobody punches my %#cking brother!" and started beating on him.

Anonymous said...

Hey, it was for the last apple pie in the fryer. It was worth it.

DF ex-Sheriff Brown

Anonymous said...

Just go ask Brandon Davis what happens when you let Power go to your Head...

Triple Fake... said...

Can we get a "Hey, now!" for WFAA's Monica Hernandez?
She's from San Diego, so you know she's staying classy!

Triple Fake Ron Burgundy

Anonymous said...

Good thing he wasn't in Waxahachie, or Chris Kyle might have shot him along with the dozens of other people he claimed to have shot there.

Rage

Anonymous said...

Good thing he wasn't in a fight with Rage or he might have gotten hit in the head with a pink dildo.

Out Rage

SpanishWarDonkey said...

This was low effort; you can do better.

Anonymous said...

Figured you were staying away from work with the rest of the women today, Rage. Are you still in your negligee?

Anonymous said...

Did ALL CAPS GUY morph into "Out Rage?"

The bits here just never stop.

Anonymous said...

That was greatness! Chris Kyle was put on a pedestal! He was a habitual liar with a vivid imagination. As a sniper? I'm sure he was one of the best but he was just doing his job.

Anonymous said...

I GOT YOUR MORPHS RIGHT HERE NANCY-BOY. AND SHERIFF OR NOT, PUNCH ON MY BROTHER AND I DON'T CARE IF IT'S A TACO BELL FULL OF DRUNK CHINAMEN, WE'RE GONNA ROLL OUT SOME RED WHOOP-ASS RUGS

Anonymous said...

Well now, I would suggest he hire 4 defense lawyers, but I'm just a cop.....what do I know.

Anonymous said...

Great job, 2:34. That made me laugh so hard I farted.

MDB said...

I'm with TF on this one...Monica is sorta hypnotic...just can't look away