The Campaign For DA

3.10.2017

Remember That Japanese Nuclear Meltdown A Few Years Back?




It has created the craziest creature I've ever heard of. What if Japan decides to put them on a boat and let them float to the West Coast in retaliation for WWII? (You know they are still pissed off no matter what they say.) Maybe those boys over at the HuntingGame blog out of Wise County can get hired to wipe them out.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Should be easy to spot at night if they glow.

DF Marlon Perkins

The Devil said...

Send in Buck Wheat!

Anonymous said...

Oh no! Does this mean I need to be tested after our romantic night? When he told me he was a really Hot Boar, I didn't know it meant that!

DF Sow Out for a Good Time

Anonymous said...

A boar is is the craziest creature you've ever heard of?

Anonymous said...

How innovative. A pork product that cooks and cures itself.

DF Hormel Spam

Anonymous said...

What The Fukushima!!

Harry Hamid said...

What sort of hellish nightmare has Japan become?

Anonymous said...

Seems pretty normal to me.

DF Godzilla

Anonymous said...

1:18

That's what I was thinking. A hot ham and cheese sandwich anytime, anywhere.

SpanishWarDonkey said...

They just need to call Wise County Swine Control: 940-dead-pig

Anonymous said...

I am more worried about all the tuna and other fish that have drifted this way and have been caugbt and we have eaten here in the US. Not to mention any imported seafood.