The Campaign For DA

4.07.2015

A Headline I Didn't Expect To Read Today . . . Or Any Day


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(I'll be in a jungle hut in Costa Rica. I think this society has nothing left to offer me.)

36 comments:

Anonymous said...

I didn't know wordkyle was trying out to be a firefighter!

It's just a little hazing, buddy. Relax and it will all be over soon.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like some stuff that goes on in Wise county also! I am pro fd but why are they asking us for water and Gatorade donations? They have fundraisers that I know for a fact people make really large donations to departments plus they receive a monthly check from the county! I appreciate what the depts do but how many times can they go to the well (our pocketbooks) why can't our judge take his Paris trip money and buy them some he can afford it?

Anonymous said...

At least they use the broomstick. That didn't work for us at all.

DF NY Police doing hard time

Anonymous said...

Cottondale has fundraisers so all the volunteer firefighters can buy ear rings.

I've never seen anything like it.

Be a man. Anyone can gain attention from exterior modifications.
How about just being a man?

Anonymous said...

Makes you think twice about going to the fire department cook off

DF Hay, whats that on my hotdog

Anonymous said...

"I didn't know wordkyle was trying out to be a firefighter!"

Oh man! Was that a good one or what? Burn! Ha-ha.

On second thought, not funny at all. Typically tasteless comment here on LL.

Anonymous said...

Stuck a feather in his hat and called in macaroni. Obviously, they were out of feathers and macaroni.

Anonymous said...

Be careful what you volunteer for!

Anonymous said...

@2:34

Shut up Kyle, we all know that's you posting anonymously.

Anonymous said...

@2:34
Lighten up Francis.

Anonymous said...

@3:12
Francis here!

It's just a little hazing, buddy. Relax and it will all be over soon.

Anonymous said...

Don't go Skippy. Society does have something to offer you. There is one Chorizo left.

Anonymous said...

Are you an assassin? Or an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill?

Anonymous said...

Wouldn't it actually be very, very difficult for a piece of sausage, unless frozen solid, to...uh...forget it.

Anonymous said...

A Summer Sausage? Peppercorn or regular?

DF Server at Shawns BBQ

Anonymous said...

Is that what the inmates call Mystery meat at the jail?

Anonymous said...

3:12---STFU

I'm with 2:34 on this one. 1:54's comment was asinine, juvenile, petty, moronic, tasteless, unnecessary and idiotic.

Hey shit-for-brains, show that comment to your kids, or parents or any decent human. They'll confirm that you are a fool. Surely you don't feel that trash adds anything to our community.

Anonymous said...

I've been a rookie cop, and I've been a rookie firefighter. Now I'm a senior cop. I have never, ever understood hazing. I won't tolerate it. It's embarrassing and disgraceful.

That said, why did they have to waste good sausage, like that?

Anonymous said...

It's time to up your meds, 3:58.

Anonymous said...

I agree with 4:00. I don't understand hazing. I don't want to be anywhere near another man's anus or genitals.

Anonymous said...

Typical Barry comment; what society can offer me. Liberalish indeed.

Please go get that better deal.

Some people actually believe in giving to society.

wordkyle said...

154 - Your latent homosexual desires shouldn't manifest themselves so publicly. I'm very happily married, so we can never be more than friends. If that. I'm sure there are bars or clubs near you where you can resolve your issues. I suggest you take advantage of them.

Anonymous said...

Huh, they all look kind of inbred and retarded.

Oh, and dirty.

Anonymous said...

Dudes that look (and act) like that are a dime a dozen in our dysfunctional society, but that chick has crazy written all over her

Anonymous said...

Ask not what your country can do for you

Anonymous said...

Barry, you can play hide the sausage any day with me baby.



Rage.

Bear said...

3:11 & 3:12

So in your society you are allowed to insult someone but they are not allowed to respond? You are the epitome of liberal trash. Rules apply to everyone else, not you?

What scumbags you two are.

Anonymous said...

It's really funny when people think that someone with a "name" on here is NOT still anonymous.

Anonymous said...

May I suggest Nicaragua. Been to every Central American country numerous times and Nica's left wing-socialist government will a better fit for you me thinks.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like when the Decatur FFA did something similiar

wordkyle said...

811 - Although I see your point, I do disagree a bit. Every once in a while a commenter from here will send me an e-mail. Try sending an e-mail to "anonymous".

Anonymous said...

There appears to be way too much technical information here on the correct way to stuff a sausage up someone azz for this to be a 1 time event! We all better watch our azzes.

Anonymous said...

They look high.

Anonymous said...

Now we all know why the Decatur FD Station One only gives out pancakes and sausages out during their free pancake breakast...the chorizo is being used elsewhere lol
I'm starting a chorizo drive for the Decatur FD. Please drop off your chorizo donations at Decatur Fire Station One

Anonymous said...

I'm very happily married. - wordkyle

We don't cotton to no gay marriage round here.

DF Cleatus

Anonymous said...

Looks like mugshots from a meth ring bust.

The chick looks crazy as an outhouse rat.