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10.04.2012

Coach Gary Patterson Has A Huge Problem

19 comments:

SpanishWarDonkey said...

Oh sh!t son

Anonymous said...

What a waste! He threw away a very promising college and NFL career! He was given a second chance and blew it!!

Anonymous said...

ugh! not good. But don't doubt the frogs!!

Rex Kramer said...

OMG, a college student was drinking.....

The NCAA should investigate

Anonymous said...

10:42. You mean he has gotten his NFL carrer on the right track. He can now join all the NFL criminals.

Will have contracts waiting for him when he is bailed out....

Anonymous said...

Hello .500 winning percentage!

Distinguished TCU alumni County Club Corby and Great Greggo surrender!

Anonymous said...

What the hell was he thinking???

Anonymous said...

You are the quarterback at TCU.

As the quarterback at TCU, I bet you could readily find a hot TCU co-ed to drive you around while you are drunk.

Problem solved.
It's. That. Simple.

Anonymous said...

DWI? Pretty sure most people could have received one at some point in their life. Especially in college.

Kids screw up and he shouldn't be ruined by this single offense.

Anonymous said...

11:47- apparently he wasn't. Total disregard for his teammates. Sad.

Anonymous said...

it was low oxygen, bud.

Anonymous said...

Wouldn't deter any NFL hopes (though he doesn't have that kind of talent)

It deters TCU.... Patterson overlooked the positive drug test... he set the tone then... now what?

Looks bad for Patterson and TCU .... how long will the suspension be?

And TCU plays Baylor next week after Iowa St this Sat..... Betting Patterson is too scared to sit him against Baylor.

Anonymous said...

Suspended indefinitely...four wins away from washing their hands of him completely.

The Deep Throat Informant said...

CP blew a .17 and was charged with DWI >.15. As of 1:30 p.m. on Thursday he had not bonded out yet. Wheels are officially off.

Anonymous said...

11:56, let's put your family in a vehicle approaching the same intersection at that time, and you can get a call from the police, and let's see if you still have the same opinion.

Anonymous said...

If DHS has afro-turf they could be like the other football players.

Anonymous said...

wuz drugs r alkehol involved?

Anonymous said...

11:56, ever lost a friend or loved one because a kid "screwed up" and made the choice to drive in that condition? It only takes a single offense to kill someone.

Rex Kramer said...

yea, 11:56.... haven't you learned to apply a double standard by now. It is perfectly o.k. to text and drive, change radio stations, eat some fuzzy tacos behind the wheel, any number of things that can result in an accident.

Now repeat after me....
"DWI Bad"

say it three times, pat yourself on the back on go find you nearest Southern Baptist Church and pray for forgivness.

The political action committee formally known as MADD can handle things from here on out