8.21.2012

Random Tuesday Morning Thoughts



  • I'm writing this on Monday night while at least I feel adequate. Sickness is no fun. Reminds me of how much we need to cherish our health.
  • I kept the TV on in the background a lot on Monday. All I vaguely recall is the Texas Hammer yelling at me.
  • Thanks to a lot of folks at the courthouse.  They did some schedule juggling for me -- no questions asked. There's something to be said about small towns.
  • I did stumble down the stairs this evening (after literally doing it in the morning and almost breaking my toe) to see Mrs. LL watching one of the Twilight movies. Let me tell ya, not bad.
  • A Decatur girl wants some "blog love" for some venture of hers. She's read this thing for years so I said OK.
  • Had someone chastise me for joking about contracting the West Nile disease.
  • There was a time when I thought there was no way Facebook would fail. Now I'm not so sure. Between games and "inspirational graphics", that thing has turned into a beating.
  • Five children were killed in Van Zandt yesterday after an auto wreck. Twelve people were in the Envoy - ten of them children. I've owned an Envoy. Twelve people cannot fit in one. 
  • Hadn't thought about Phyllis Diller, who died yesterday, in years.
  • The great Ken Burns is releasing a two part documentary, The Dust Bowl, in November. I'm there. 
  • It looks like Rep. Todd Akin was in a room full of friends one second and the next second looked up and said, "Hey, where'd everybody go?"
  • Augusta National invited two women to join the club yesterday: Former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice and Darla Moore.  I had never heard of Moore but learned that she's the wife of Fort Worth billionaire Richard Rainwater. I also learned that Rainwater is very ill and requires 24 hour care.
  • The Top Gun director who jumped to his death over the weekend had inoperable brain cancer. He simply was not going to go through that. 




55 comments:

wordkyle said...

Sorry you're in ill health, BG, hope you get to feeling beter soon. The latest update on Tony Scott was that he did not have brain cancer. Earlier reports were mistaken. ABC News and Liberally Lean regret their error.

Anonymous said...

Ok, now that New York Post headline is FUN-EEE.

Farcebook cannot fail fast enough for me. Let's start a social network site dedicated to telling everyone the truth about their sorry, boring lives.

Anonymous said...

Tony Scott's family says he did NOT have brain cancer. Come on, Barry, Wise County is counting on you for up to date news!

Anonymous said...

Actually, Tony Scott did NOT have brain cancer. That was completely misreported. Check Drudge.

The Jackal

Baylor Too said...

According to the Tyler paper, there was a "language barrier" between the adults in the Envoy and the troopers. Must have been a carload of Mexicans. Sad.

Anonymous said...

On December 21 2012 our bridge will be waiting on us.

Anonymous said...

Barry while you are layed up, get Mrs. LL to go to the library and check out the audio disc they have on the dust bowl. It is wonderful to listen to..can't remember title for sure..think it is It was the Worst of Times

Anonymous said...

I'm starting a new website called Scrapbook to replace Facebook.

If that don't work,I'm buying a sleezy old camper,cuttin two appropriate sized holes in it and startin a mobile mammogram unit.

Anonymous said...

Bring it on 8:59

Anonymous said...

Twelve messcans can fit in an Envoy.

Anonymous said...

I heard somewhere that Tony Scott DID NOT have BRAIN CANCER.

Anonymous said...

sucks you have the West Nile Virus. Who's gonna write these when you're dead?

Bacon said...

Bacon Scale
Left
2 out of 5
NO NO

Right
2 out of 5
Not good

Today was not good BG.

Anonymous said...

RMT girls are repeats.

Anonymous said...

http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2012/08/19/north-texas-killing-tied-to-hate-group/

Looks like the body found by Eagle Mountain lake a few weeks back has been identified.

Anonymous said...

dust bowl book is "The Worst Hard Times" it is great.

Anonymous said...

There's something to be said about small towns.

If you're from there, anyway. The one thing I can say about being a lawyer from a larger town (even though I grew up in a small one, which is why the difference is so shocking to me), is that the "small town courtesy" you hear so much about as a regular person in a small town simply does not exist for lawyers. Small town lawyers make it known to the judge, jury, and anyone else that you're not from there, and shouldn't be trusted. Oftentimes, that's the strongest part of their case. Many small town lawyers wouldn't know how to get along in a real courthouse where every lawyer was judged by their case, not whether or not they're "from here."

to see Mrs. LL watching one of the Twilight movies. Let me tell ya, not bad.

You don't like Eastwood, but think Twilight isn't bad?

Are you on the same cycle as all the girls in the house? You should ask Mrs. LL for your testicles back.

My favorite headline yesterday: Augusta National adds 19th and 20th holes.

Also, Tony Scott did not have brain cancer, today's RTGs are repeats, and it's a water heater, not a hot water heater.
Rage

Anonymous said...

Looks like even the 200 Republicans that sponsored a bill with Akin are hanging him out to dry. Too bad even ol' wordkyle agrees with him and his party's stance on women's healthcare.

I wonder if that's why Republicans keep getting caught with boys and men--even though raping a woman would "rarely" result in rape, there's still a chance! Better get to the airport bathroom just in case!

John Holmes' Ghost said...

Is that a mother-daughter tag team randy girl photo?

Not easy on the eyes, that's for sure; but as long they are warm, I'd slip'em the ole 14in gun...

Anonymous said...

"If you're from there, anyway. The one thing I can say about being a lawyer from a larger town (even though I grew up in a small one, which is why the difference is so shocking to me), is that the "small town courtesy" you hear so much about as a regular person in a small town simply does not exist for lawyers."

I wonder if it has anything to do with your complete lack of personality and charm.(?)

Anonymous said...

I wonder if it has anything to do with your complete lack of personality and charm.(?)

Probably not, since I get clients who send me to small towns all over the state to try cases, because I can function in the midst of hillbillies such as yourself, whereas a lot of lawyers can't. I just have to dust of the accent, but it comes back naturally enough when I see the rebel flags and puppies being sold on the side of the road.

Rage

Anonymous said...

Didn't know Rage was a lawyer. That explains everything. Sounds like Mr. Rage has a bad case of sour apples from getting his ass kicked in a "small town" courtroom. A good lawyer is a good lawyer in all courtrooms. Same rule: plumbers, doctors, electricians, teachers, cops ... you name it. Maybe you need some MCLE, Mr. Rage.

Anonymous said...

A good lawyer is a good lawyer in all courtrooms.

Well, I wasn't going to say it because it's impolite to talk about one's self that way, but thanks for the compliment.

Rage

Anonymous said...

Maybe Rage and Skippy can carpool in the ninth ward. But do us a favor and go at night.

Anonymous said...

10:38

Thank you for validating my premise with your response.


Anonymous said...

I was skeptical, Rage, but you have convinced me that you really are a lawyer. Egotistical, self-important, rude, arrogant and probably completely worthless in a courtroom. Tell me your real name. Bet I can figure out with that just how successful you really are.

Anonymous said...

10:01 Where you go along you can get along. If you waltz into a Judge's courtroom and act like a smartass (i.e., Dallas) lawyer, you might just get treated like one (and for what it is worth, it sounds like your experience is one where that has happened). My personal experience with respect to practicing in Decatur is that while I did not grow up here, the District Judge and the County Court Judge both have always given me a level playing field with attorneys who have been here much longer than me. And by the way, when you "dust of" that accent, try dusting it OFF instead. Maybe that's your problem.

Anonymous said...

Barry,
Get well soon.
CEP

Anonymous said...

It's totally possible. 12 Messkins can squeeze into a shoebox...

Anonymous said...

I wish somebody would send the White Superpremists a letter saying Rage was talkin about how in he is with them or somethin.

Bye Rage

Anonymous said...

The Hunt County Sheriff’s Office has called a 2 p.m. news conference to discuss the killing of the white buffalo on a Greenville Ranch.

Anonymous said...

How many pets does it take to vote for Obama to win the presidency?

wordkyle said...

1014 - "...agrees with him..." How politically precious of you! That's two days in a row that you've tried the same tactic. Are you able to elaborate on, or articulate, exactly what it is that you claim I agree with?

Anonymous said...

Gosh. I'd sure hate to think that today's society aka leftists have so much hate for their parents and grandparents, etc. just because they were church going Christians.

Anonymous said...

12:26 I sure hope it wasn't a black buffalo that killed that white buffalo.

Anonymous said...

Good idea, 11:30. While we are at it let's throw Wordkyle in there also.

Anonymous said...

and act like a smartass (i.e., Dallas) lawyer,

I assure you, acting like a Dallas lawyer is something I would never do.

try dusting it OFF instead

Oh, man, you win one free internet right there. Boy, you sure got me.

Rage

Skeeter said...

By adding Condoleza Rice, Augusta kills three birds with one stone: female, black, and lesbian all wrapped up in one member.

Baylor Too said...

Rage, they can tell you are city-boy because you pronounce it VWAH DEER instead of VORR DARR.

John Holmes' Ghost said...

I got something to squeeze into a mexican honey...

Anonymous said...

You hold that belief because all Republicans do, wordy. Just like every democrat is part of the "liberal left" you keep crying about, right? In your binary mind, what is good for the goose should be good for the gander.

Anonymous said...

2:53 Spent much time making sense?

wordkyle said...

253 - So please articulate what you think that belief is, little fella. Inquiring minds want to know.

P.S. A gander is a goose.

Anonymous said...

Wordtile,the White Supreme's want to have a word with you so don't leave.

Anonymous said...

2:53

I'm sure you think you made perfect sense with your comment, but the third line in your comment doesn't seem to match up with the first two lines.

wordkyle said...

348 - I got yer "White Supremes" right here. As girl groups go, they leave a lot to be desired.

Anonymous said...

Obfuscate all you want wordy. I guess assuming one has the same beliefs as a group only works when you do it.

Anonymous said...

I have 12 Messikins in a 2 bedroom 1 bath house next door to me so I know they can all fit in one SUV.

Anonymous said...

Man, wordkyle's responses today are just chickenshit. Even he knows his party's beliefs are indefensible. What a coward.

wordkyle said...

422 - I earlier asked you to clarify what "beliefs" you were talking about. So far that hasn't happened. Is there a problem?

Anonymous said...

I obfuscated but then I forgot to flush and now the wife is very upset with me!

Anonymous said...

I believe someone is ate up with a case of dumbass....


Anonymous said...

The white bufalo deal stinks an I woult hope charges are filed.I hope all the money that was donated to fine the aledged killers was'nt in that crooked indians bank.Bufaloes are cariers of black leg and is why ranchers near their cows.All crooked Indians arn't in casinos.

Anonymous said...

I always wondered if Rage was Greggo from The Fan. No wonder he didn't understand my reference that time I asked him who he was.

Anonymous said...

Christine is a former DHS student and grad. Good luck, Christine; DHS is proud of you.