The Campaign For DA

8.22.2012

Prince Harry Just Killin' It In Vegas


You know, that Royal Family changed quite a bit once Lady Di came around. Before then you'd just see pictures of Queen Elizabeth and her entourage looking all, well, royal. But Prince Harry's momma was a full throttle partier once she ditched Prince Charles. I'm mean, my obitutary will never have a line like hers after she died with that Dodi Fayed guy: "They had stopped in Paris en route to London, after having spent nine days together on vacation in the French and Italian Riviera aboard the family yacht, the Jonikal."  Maybe, "had stopped in Cottondale en route to Boonesville after having spent three days together on the Brazos and Trinity Rivers aboard their innertube. the West Nile" but it can't get much better than that.

P.S. Did you Prince Harry's real name is Prince Henry Charles Albert David. Introduce yourself at a Vegas pool that way and every other guy in the room is just going to slink away. Ain't no way they're competing.