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You know, that Royal Family changed quite a bit once Lady Di came around. Before then you'd just see pictures of Queen Elizabeth and her entourage looking all, well, royal. But Prince Harry's momma was a full throttle partier once she ditched Prince Charles. I'm mean, my obitutary will never have a line like hers after she died with that Dodi Fayed guy: "They had stopped in Paris en route to London, after having spent nine days together on vacation in the French and Italian Riviera aboard the family yacht, the Jonikal." Maybe, "had stopped in Cottondale en route to Boonesville after having spent three days together on the Brazos and Trinity Rivers aboard their innertube. the West Nile" but it can't get much better than that.
P.S. Did you Prince Harry's real name is Prince Henry Charles Albert David. Introduce yourself at a Vegas pool that way and every other guy in the room is just going to slink away. Ain't no way they're competing.
13 comments:
Please, OH PLEASE, make sure someone gets a copy of that quote to add to your Epitaph...That is some Funny Chit Right Thar!!
LOL, at your obit, Barry. Yeah, you're a man of the world! It's okay..I am sure being a jet setter is not "all that"...you have a very good life here..enjoy!
I've heard nice things about the Riviera, London, and Paris.
But, if you know the right folks there - Cottondale and Boonsville can be a fun weekend, too. Nine days might be stretching it, though. And you'll probably have to portage your inner tube up Salt Creek
And the guy is gonna have fun because he knows that there are two others waiting in line for the throne - after the queen keels over. If it ever did come down to him actually ascending to the throne, it wouldn't matter what he's done - short of fratricide or marrying a Papist. Kind of like the Roger Clinton of the UK
who is the blonde? she looks very familiar.
I thought your innertube was named "Big Sandy". You know, the one you bought after "Dry Creek" had the blow out.
Apparently, whatever happens in Vegas, doesn't stay in Vegas.
DF Prince Harry's Douchebag Friend
I wonder if he goes by the name, the Royal heir formerly known as Prince.(?)
If you actually did the "Cottondale enroute . . ." trip, we would need your obit. West Nile. The second person I know died from it today. That is two too many.
Everybody knows that the actual siblings of the Presidents, Governors and Royals... Now- That's where the real parties are @!!!!
The best royal story is when the boys' dad dumped Lady Di for Parker Bowles and was caught leaving the nasty voice mail saying he wanted to be the tip of her Kotex.
The party you want to attend is the after party! Stay thirsty my friend.
The royal scion needs to spring for some pool shoes.
DF Dr. Scholl
You need to do some investigative work and find out who the blonde with the fantastic rack is!!
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