"Feck's second attempt at the Aquatics Centre saw the German land flat on his back in the water, after losing his grip on his left leg during his rotation. It was, shall we say, not a textbook dive." The Olympics committee has cracked down on the release of the video (so the article says), so it may be hard to find one. Still photos looked bad, and after a 2nd dive, the guy withdrew in too much pain to continue.
"Let's see, one times naught is naught. Three times naught is naught. Aaand, carry the naught. Okay, the total is naught point naught naught. Hmmm, this feller just ain't cut out fer jumpin' into cement ponds. He should enroll in the school I'm startin', the one for trainin' double-naught spies. Cuz of his naught scores. You git it, Elly Mae? Awww, you don't even know what funny is, you dumb ol' girl! Hey, Uncle Jed..."
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"Feck's second attempt at the Aquatics Centre saw the German land flat on his back in the water, after losing his grip on his left leg during his rotation. It was, shall we say, not a textbook dive." The Olympics committee has cracked down on the release of the video (so the article says), so it may be hard to find one. Still photos looked bad, and after a 2nd dive, the guy withdrew in too much pain to continue.
its on youtube under this title
Olympic diving fail Stephan Feck diving fail lands on his back london 2012 diving
http://www.sbnation.com/london-olympics-2012/2012/8/7/3225540/stephan-feck-diving-gif-fail-summer-olympics
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaGgPG0PhHI
what the...feck?!
That would have been my best effort in that particular dive.
Geez, it made my kidneys hurt just watching it.
"Let's see, one times naught is naught. Three times naught is naught. Aaand, carry the naught. Okay, the total is naught point naught naught. Hmmm, this feller just ain't cut out fer jumpin' into cement ponds. He should enroll in the school I'm startin', the one for trainin' double-naught spies. Cuz of his naught scores. You git it, Elly Mae? Awww, you don't even know what funny is, you dumb ol' girl! Hey, Uncle Jed..."
Triple Fake Jethro Bodine
I think a back injury might have occurred..poor guy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaGgPG0PhHI
Look quick before they take it down
Is there a gayer Olympic event than water polo, diving or swimming?
I mean really, I try to watch, but it's always just too gay. It's worse than watching my honeymoon sex tape.
Rage
It was Obamas fault.
He fecked that up.
Efeck fail.
On his next dive, he executed a perfect can opener.
That can't be real. I think it's feck.
Did he yell CANNONBALL!!!!!!!
Afeck!!!
Double Fake AFLAC Goose
Rage, It sounds like all of those Olympic events are right up your alley. Kind of like your honeymoon tape.
No more talk about Rage's alley, no telling what all has been up there.
The only thing better than that is the good ol Cowboy, off the old high dive at the Bridgeport pool.
DF Greg Louganis
Preacher's seat was my Olympic specialty.
I think I just started enjoying the Olympics.
My Other Brother Darryl
I forgot about the "preachers seat".
What about the "watermelon"?
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