11.30.2011

Girl Begs For Return Of Dog In Bikini -- Gets Stalked


I'm right there with ya, sister. If my little Yorkie went missing, I'd be out on the corner in a speedo faster than a Chippendale dancer.  It's sacrifice that makes us human.

P.S. Nice heels.

Story.

17 comments:

Triple Fake... said...

Girl in Bikini Begs for Return of Dog
or was the dog wearing a bikini, too?

Anonymous said...

No please don't. I do not want to see any guy in a speedo...

Anonymous said...

If I lived there, I wouldn't want her dog returned....and I'd be driving by the girl like Chevy Chase driving by Big Ben in European Vacation....

Anonymous said...

Look at the front page of the Azle paper. Something about a man shaving his wifes head.

Chispita said...

¿Dónde está mi madre

Anonymous said...

Hey Tom!! Can you give this poor lady a hand in your truck??

Thanks
Loyal Tom Supporter

Garbage Man said...

Can you say TRASH?

Anonymous said...

NOT GUILTY!!!!!

OH WAIT,

Anonymous said...

She looks like she could give you a hand in your truck.

Jack Daniels said...

I'd like to find her Schnauzer

Anonymous said...

She looks like the dog. Maybe the pooch looks better in the bikini than she does!

Bush with Fangs said...

And, I hope it bites your head off Jackie D.!

Jack Daniels said...

OH MY, THAT WOULD BE SOME SCHNAUZER!

Anonymous said...

You know....a few days pushing back from the dinner table would improve her silhouette immensely, but in reverse.

Anonymous said...

How did she know which pict was the chihuahua and which pict was the family jewels? Could be pretty similar.

My Other Brother Darryl

Anonymous said...

she should try peanut butter

Anonymous said...

She can have my weiner! Dog, I mean... ♫