12.02.2011

I'm Changing My Name


God'sgift Achiuwa? You can be named that? Let me tell you, God'sgift Green rolls off your tongue a heck of a lot easier than this guy's name. (Technically, I think he spells it God's Gift Achiuwa. I'd probably just go with Godsgift and drop the apostrophe. I've thought a lot about it.)

And yesterday I thought God's Academy was a pretty bold name.

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Black Jesus woulda been a better name... ♫

Anonymous said...

Don't be giving Obammy any ideas.

Anonymous said...

I guess I'm a little late to say "Let the hateing begin...!!"

Anonymous said...

Tylenol, Vagisil,Viagra, Herpisil are a few easy names that black folks should name they chilrens, since they like the weirdest craziest names possible.

Anonymous said...

12:27, It's sad that you don't know the difference between hate and humor.

Anonymous said...

Better story than some Cracker raping a 13 yr old boy or some drunk meth head Cracker chick driving on the wrong side of the road killing families....geez....

Anonymous said...

Ev'rbody ottaown one.

Anonymous said...

His momma one upped us all

except Jesus I guess

Anonymous said...

Hi redneck dads name was BubbaJo Billy Bob Achiuwa. Tha from Chico.

Anonymous said...

What did they name his sisters, brothers and cousins??

Hmmm...

Anonymous said...

"Brokenrubber Achiuwa" Jus didn't have a good ring to it.

Dbl Fake
Fatassmomma Achiuwa

Anonymous said...

How bout, Spear Chunkin Coon

Anonymous said...

The sperm donor's name was LawdOmighty.

Anonymous said...

His dad is a minister. God's Gift (20) is the third of six children born to Eunice and Donatus Achiuwa of Port Harcourt, Nigeria. He has one older brother, Promise, and two younger brothers, God's Will and Precious. He also has one older sister, Grace, and one younger sister, Peace.

Anonymous said...

2:32, C-C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker. Man, buzzkill.

No one has chimed in with the Lemonjello/Orangejello name joke?

Thomas Henry Huxley said...

This alone shows why we shouldn't export Christianity to third world countries through missionaries.

Anonymous said...

I guss someone already had One Lucky Nigger out of africa name

Anonymous said...

I think I speak for all of us when I say..... We are tired of the cheap, effortless way these people try to get attention. Why can't they use positive behavior instead of quickly naming their kid a rediculously strange name?

Rage

Anonymous said...

I think the same thing when I see the name Rage.

Anonymous said...

Whoa...is rage having a moment of clarity?

It's not like you to speak with common sense