12.01.2011

Viral Video Of The Day



Everyone says to look at the lady in the middle. Is she a bad dancer or is she just handicapped? Why is she in the video? What's going on here?

You know, I don't care. I can't take my eyes off the gal in the black tank top on the front row giving it the what for.  I guess that's what is mean by "everyone sees something different in a work of art."

30 comments:

Anonymous said...

By appearance, I would guess that she is handicapped. Also, judging by looks, she is probably related to the woman next to her in the pink. They look a lot alike.

wordkyle said...

I don't know, BG. There are arguments to be made for the Ally Sheedy Breakfast Club chick behind your black tank top girl, the Cosby kid in the backward cap on the left, Orange Girl, and of course Biker Chick up front. Maybe you need to design one of your world-class polls so we can vote for our favorite.

Anonymous said...

What a train wreck!

Even the gal on the left side in black dances like Jay Leno.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I think the lady in the middle is handicapped. I'm going to hand in my "man card", but I'm the father of a daughter that was in ballet forever, and did a fair amount of ballroom dancing, as well, and I'm going to explain why the lady in front grabs your attention (in addition to the obvious)! Compare the lady in the front row that you like so much (black tank top and white pants), with the lady right behind her in the black tank top and pink pants. Both are good, and in shape. But the front row lady has either dance or cheerleading, etc. experience. She completes her movements better, all the way out to her hands. Both ladies are doing the basic movements correctly, but the front row one would get higher scores from dance judges. That's what they are always talking about on Dancing With The Stars.

Here's my man card. :-)

Anonymous said...

Wow, the girl in the middle stayed the course and gave it her all! Proud of her and the others. At least they are moving and don't weight 250 pounds!

Anonymous said...

Nope. The lady in the middle is simply the only Baptist in the class. The rest are Catholics or Methodists.

Triple Fake... said...

I think you're stretching the definition of the phrase "work of art". It's just a dance class

The eye is drawn to the one in the middle, but only for about five seconds. If she was dancing badly on purpose, it might be funny.

Like 9:25 I was comparing the same two women. However, if you look at it again, you will notice that the one in the second row has very good hip movement. That trumps the precise technical moves of the gal in front
I guess I forfeit the man card, too


"NINE!"
Triple Fake Len Goodman

Anonymous said...

Lady in middle = Mizchief...♫

Anonymous said...

I would ride the lady in the middle.

Herman C

Anonymous said...

This benefits Africa how?

The Devil said...

I think these are the girls who missed out on being cheerleaders in Bridgeport!

Anonymous said...

9:25, I agree that the girl up front had better motion. I'm pretty sure that she's the dance instructor (which evidently is called "Zoomba," and looks like a pretty fun workout, actually.*) Notice the way after the workout she turns around to face the class. I strongly suspect that they're all watching her in the mirror that's behind the camera, during the workout. Her smile makes it.

I found Orange Tank Top Girl grabbed my attention quite a bit, too.

As for the girl in the middle? She's handicapped in some way. (Shrug.) Good for her for trying.


__________________________
*Okay, here's my Man Card, too. But I never danced ballroom. Though I kinda which I had learned how.

Anonymous said...

903,1003 & 1101,

Ya'll never really had one.

Anonymous said...

OK, I normally don't have to comment and provide the answer because normally someone out there will chime in...

THAT is a ZUMBA class. The gal giving it the "what for" is the instructor.
Zumba classes held during the day typically have some hot stay at home mom's in attendance.

That is obviously an evening class.

Anonymous said...

I think if it was my first time, I'd look like the lady in the middle. Good for her (handicapped or not) for at least trying!

Anonymous said...

Is this the Zumba group that meets in Paradise?

I have taken LOTS of Zumba classes and love it! Great fun and a great workout.

Anonymous said...

Is this the official dance of Kwanza?

Anonymous said...

I like the fatty in yellow.

Anonymous said...

The hottest chick is the one with ponytails and commando cap behind fat yellow shirt chick.

Anonymous said...

I say tard. But then again all the rest of them look plenty stupid too.

Anonymous said...

Fat Bottomed girls they make the rocking world go round!

Freddie Mercury

Anonymous said...

Word Kyle you old lecher! Thought politics only grabbed you

wordkyle said...

247 - Hey, my interest in this video is purely political. I tried to encourage BG to embrace the democratic (small "d") process so viewers could pick their favorite Zoombette. Liberal/Socialist/Communist that he is, though, he just pointed out one option and refused to let the people choose for themselves. He hates the free market.

Anonymous said...

Even WK's sense of humor is smart.

You rock

Anonymous said...

The lady up front in black shirt and white pants must be who Kim Fischer formerly of channel 5 took dance lessons from. Shake it like a salt shaker. Hottttt!!!!

Anonymous said...

Here's the instructor's Facebook page. Sadly, she doesn't like to take much in the way of pictures of herself. When she was a HS cheerleader, she was a blonde. Seems like a really nice lady. Helps out with Special Olympics and stuff.

Anonymous said...

I didn't look at the video originally, but after reading the comments I decided to check it out. My observations:
1. The handicapped woman in the middle trying to dance like that? I guess "sweet" would be the word (not hot sweet, but "isn't that precious" sweet).
2. Expected the black tank top in front to be provocative, and I guess she was, but only because everyone else in the room rated at about a 1.5 (borrowing Bacon's scale) while black tank top girl was about a 2.0. Definitely not Kim Fischer (sp?) dancing with the mascot hot.

overall rate: *yawn*

gern blansten

Anonymous said...

Come on now. Give the tard girl the football and let her walk in so we can move on.

Anonymous said...

You need to post the Kim Fischer dancing with the mascot again.

Abilene said...

girl in the middle related to the girl on her left, who are both the daughters of the woman on 'there' left. black tank-top & pink pants, hands down.