"We don't believe in shooting blanks. Merry Christmas."
"We don't agree with Santa stealing babies, but we'll fight for his constitutional right to do it."
"Merry Christmas and remember to practice gun safety. Dakota, Jr. and I miss you, honey"
And to think the Scottsdale Arizona Gun Club came up with the idea. Arizona for crying out loud!! The birth place of this gem of a brain blast should have been Texas. And it should have been mine. That blog fortune I've been waiting for slipped right through my fingers.