7.13.2010

Random Tuesday Morning Thoughts

  • I woke up refreshed this morning because I intentionally missed the All Star Home Run Derby and, more importantly, ESPN's Chris Berman saying, "Back! Back! Back!" a million times.
  • The Dallas DA's calendar (as well as other public officials) are subject to an Open Records request? Sure. Been the law for years.
  • BP put a new container cap on the oil spill last night and for a second there it looked like it had shut the thing off completely. But an immediate fix wasn't intended. They have to slowly tighten valves which is a process beginning right now. We'll have the results within six to eight hours.
  • Jogging in this heat and humidity is a beating.
  • Viral video I missed last week: "Double Rainbow Man."
  • While you were sleeping: Man with knife confronts deputy with gun on country road in Ellis County in Bristol, Texas. Deputy won.
  • While sleeping #2: Yankees owner rushed to hospital. In bad shape.
  • I really don't care if Mel Gibson is a nutcase.
  • That CoCo chick is everywhere and I can't look away.
  • Michelle Obama visits the NAACP and tells them they need to "increase intensity." And the story is what?
  • My second bathroom which was hardly ever used but is now being used extensively has developed a plumbing problem I thought I had solved. Double beating.

35 comments:

Anonymous said...

The random pic girl is definitely hot! She even has a heart on!

Anonymous said...

"Isn't that just like a dago - brings a knife to a gunfight!"

Jimmy Malone
The Untouchables

Anonymous said...

What a beautiful woman.

Anonymous said...

Thought #1 Your second bathroom problem is just the beginning......welcome to our world former bachelor!

Thought #2 How long will it be before the media is crucifying BP for not doing this at week #1...as if...........oh never mind.

Anonymous said...

The picture is a prime example of the reason the Texicans invaded the Alamo..hot Latino women..it's not over till we say its over!!!!

John Blutarsky

Anonymous said...

OK Mzchief, quit pouting, get your marbles and come back and play

Anonymous said...

At 8:50, ESPN reported that George Steinbrenner has passed away. They say he died at 6:30 am ET.

Anonymous said...

re: double rainbow dude
at what altitude was that video shot? Seems like he has been "at one with nature" just a liiiittle too long
Double rainbows aren't that uncommon. Seen it before, didn't soil a pair of jeans over it. Also saw a complete horizon-to-horizon rainbow in the south Pacific that was much more impressive. The brilliance of the colors made it seem like HD (long before anybody had thought of HD)

Anonymous said...

The story with Michelle O, her hubby and the NAALCP (National Assoc. for the Advancement of Liberal Colored People)is that they're all racists and want revenge on the white man any way they can get it.

jim said...

Much better day Barry boy.

A-

wordkyle said...

"Increase our intensity" in Michelle Obama's speech is significant only in that it came immediately before the NAACP declared war on the Tea Party movement. Since the New Black Panthers have already positioned members outside of polling places with billy clubs, one can only imagine how more intense it might get.

Anonymous said...

The 'deputy won" link goes to the michelle obama naacp story

Anonymous said...

The Obammys in the White House is getting scarier by the day. Racists? .....ya think??

Anonymous said...

Think the double rainbow guy may have had too many "doubles". But it was a great video of the wonders of the world. Maybe it was his first time to capture something like that on film. It's not an easy task.

Anonymous said...

You white people who constantly pull the "racist" card are just as wrong as people like Jesse Jackson & Al Sharpton doing the same.

(I'm white BTW.)

I have a theory. You're afraid of any minority becoming too powerful or as will happen by 2050, becoming the majority. And the reason you are afraid is because you know how you treat minorities and you are afraid you will be treated that way.

Now that's admittedly amateur psychology, but I've thought that for a long time.

As a white person, I have never worried about becoming a minority, but I have also always treated people as people.

Anonymous said...

9:32 Please read the referenced article. The NAALCP is pulling the racist card. BTW, whites are not the only folks that can be racists.

Anonymous said...

Update: Yankees owner in very bad shape.

HERE

St. Peat-urrrr said...

Is dead bad shape or good shape? They always say dead people are in a better place so by this reasoning wouldn't he be in good shape?

Anonymous said...

8:50 - MZ isn't pouting. She upped her game and took her marbles to play in the Hamptons for the rest of the summer.

Anonymous said...

Bubble over Nolan's head:

If that deadbeat s.o.b. asks me to buy him another drink I'm gonna make like he's Robin Ventura and get medieval on his a**.

DF Chief Snow Monkey

Anonymous said...

Whats that black dot above the pic? Do yall see it?

Anonymous said...

12:52

It's a Muldot.

DF Barry Green's student loan officer

MzChief Fan Club said...

12:05...How does being in the Hamptons keep you from blogging or commenting? I miss her and the arse whoopings she doles out to the Wise County white trash!

Anonymous said...

In between bits of kobe beef and beluga caviar at the Wednesday White House dinner, Michelle expressed deep concern toward the blight of those who have suffered so dearly during the economic downturn. Is was such a gut wrenching display of empathy that dinner attendees forewent the bread for cake.
Why don't they just increase the intesity towards earning a high school diploma and staying out of jail . Perhaps that might have an effect on the inequities.

Anonymous said...

1:20 - I hope MZ has enough going in the Hamptons that she's not wasting time surfing LLDQ.

Anonymous said...

11:08 Being dead is DEFINTELY better than alive.....if you believe in an afterlife!

Obammy's ARE racist...big time. Look at who they associate with and what they support. NAACP has always been majorly racist. They are every bit as racist as many of the whites they so radically rant against. Oprah...another major racist against whites.

Anonymous said...

im white and i may eventually be a minority, but i make more money. and dont start in with the whole obama's gonna take all your money crap.

Anonymous said...

2:04 excellent points.

Anonymous said...

I miss her and the arse whoopings she doles out to the Wise County white trash!

1:20 PM

I am not from WC, but I have read enough comments to know she definitley gets her arse whooped plenty herself.

Anonymous said...

Wow... people... anyway, welcome to family life Barry! 3 girls in one house... BRAVE GREAT GUY! Congrats! It's well worth it. Promise! Start living at Lowes!! :)

Anonymous said...

It looks like another slow news day.

Anonymous said...

6:13 - I've been reading LLDQ, everyday, for 4 years and I've never seen MZ have her ass whooped. Since you're the one who thinks she has, prove it.

shooter said...

saw a mexican wearing a t-shirt that said " GO AHEAD---THEY CAN'T DEPORT US ALL"...think they know they're winning?

Anonymous said...

I am not any of the above commenters.

8:32's posts indicate he/she is quite a fanatical admirer of mzchief.
Seems weird - almost like he/she gets personal validation being mzchief's defender/protector/.
Seems a bit pitiful.

Anonymous said...

I'm not any of the above commenters.

9:00 - Your post chastising someone for defending Mzchief means you're quite the fanatical hater of MZ.
Seems weird - almost like you get personal validation being a Mzchief hater.
Seems a bit pitiful.

Look in the mirror if you want more proof you're full of sh*t.