7.14.2010

Would It Be Wrong To Get A Divorce?

Because I think I've found the next Mrs. Green!!!!:

BISHOP — The odds that Joan Ginther would hit four Texas Lottery jackpots for a combined nearly $21 million are astronomical. Mathematicians say the chances are as slim as 1 in 18 septillion — that's 18 and 24 zeros.

Just as unlikely? Getting to know one of the luckiest women in the world.

"She wants her privacy," friend Cris Carmona said.

On a $50 scratch-off ticket bought in this rural farming community, Ginther won $10 million last month in her biggest windfall yet. But it was the fourth winning ticket in Texas for the 63-year-old former college professor since 1993, when Ginther split an $11 million jackpot and became the most famous native in Bishop history.

But she's a celebrity who few in this town of 3,300 people can say much about.

"That lady is pretty much scarce to everybody," said Lucas Ray Cruz. (More)
She's rich, lucky, reclusive, and 63!!!! That's perfect for me. I'll outlive her (I think) and then, KA-CHING! I love you, baby, but this is destiny. But I promise to come back to you after I have a big ol' pocketful of lottery money. We'll even be able to get a new family truckster!!

4 comments:

Rat smeller said...

I smell a rat!

Anonymous said...

Keep talking like that and you won't see your new bride for a few days. After 2 or 3 days you might be able to see out of one eye enough to get around & back to work!

Anonymous said...

Did the gold digging spirit of Anna Nicole Smith inhabit your body, or what?
Booooooo, y'all!

And wouldn't your prospective blushing bride have a reasonable expectation of, you know, comsummating the blessed union? Think about that!

Anonymous said...

From our experience(s), we think you are still in the annulment window. Have your employee Brock check those fancy law books for you.

Good luck, daaaaaaaarling

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