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3.22.2010

The Messenger Is Twitter Drunk!

The Messenger twitter feed is normally fairly quiet (except for some crazy reason they decide to post every obituary in a separate tweet.) But apparently they were so excited about "tweeting" the well explosion last Friday that they decided to "live tweet" some beauty contest at the Wise County Youth Fair tonight. It's like being waterboarded. Edit: Joe Duty just posted this pic. What does that say? Double edit: I withdraw that question. You guys can't be trusted.

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

Only idiots would waste even one nanosecond looking at whatever a Tweet or Twitter is or does.

Candance said...

I love a good beauty pageant as much as the next crazy, over-the-top southern stage mom living her dreams through her child. But a tweeted one? Not so much.

Anonymous said...

Oh, and: "Now, faith is the substance of things to be hoped for, the evidence of things that appear not."

Double Fake Tramp Stamped 4H Mom said...

Stay classy, Wise County......

Anonymous said...

Class and Wise County should never be used in the same sentence, 9:21. Now that's something that should be taught in the new textbooks.

Anonymous said...

wtf is this? are you kidding me? theo nly people who even go to those things are the fat moms who were ugly as kids so they are living vivariously through their daughter, but the wc messerupper really think someone followed that?
lol, just when i thought some of the things the new owner did last year ruined sections of the people, not he/she provides the first joke of 2010

Anonymous said...

Hey i got an idea, dont look at it and it wont bother you. Twitter something else twit.

Anonymous said...

Much of Wise Co. is very classy....the tatted leg...not so much!

Anonymous said...

Didn't realize Joe had a foot fetish.

Anonymous said...

807 it's not the messerupper, it's the messupper..thank you for your non-support!!

Anonymous said...

8:07... Though I'm surely not an English scholar, you are proving yourself not to be even close. I think the word you a searching for is VICARIOUSLY, and dere wuz more but dat one crack me up!

Anonymous said...

Tell me they didn't let a tattood girl in the contest--world is going down hill fast.

Anonymous said...

What does that tattoo say?

Anonymous said...

9:58 -- They also allow tattooed (not tattood, but I got your meaning) girls and women entry to colleges, professional work places and roles of leadership. Some of them raise families, do volunteer work and belong to civic organizations. I realize it is amazing that someone who chooses to express themselves in a nontraditional manner would be capable of doing anything except tend bar. Such simplistic and judgmental thinking makes me sad.

Anonymous said...

Tattoos are trashy, pure and simple. Just because this generation thinks they're cool...wait a few and see how great that cute little tat looks on that sagging a$$ and boobs! Not such a cute visual, now is it?

Tats and nasty weird piercings are not allowed to be visible in my workplace, thank God, and someday, when the trend goes out of style, which it will, you will still have that ugly tat out there for all to see and laugh at.

Anonymous said...

10:35 How is that white trash gig treatin' ya!

Anonymous said...

12:38
Just because you choose to follow Mommy, Daddy's and Preachers rules, don't try and tell others how to live their lives! "for all to see and laugh at" what a biatch you must be!

Anonymous said...

It's Hebrews 11, you retards.

Est autem fides sperandarum substantia rerum, argumentum non apparentium.

In hac enim testimonium consecuti sunt senes.


"Now faith is being sure of what we hope for and certain of what we do not see."

I'm convinced that every single person in Wise County is absolutely and utterly stupid.

Anonymous said...

that isn't Joe's hand !!!