The Messenger twitter feed is normally fairly quiet (except for some crazy reason they decide to post every obituary in a separate tweet.) But apparently they were so excited about "tweeting" the well explosion last Friday that they decided to "live tweet" some beauty contest at the Wise County Youth Fair tonight.
It's like being waterboarded.
Edit: Joe Duty just posted this pic. What does that say? Double edit: I withdraw that question. You guys can't be trusted.