1.27.2010

Random Wednesday Morning Thoughts

Edit: I cannot believe you guys love this girl so much
  • The Whataburger commercial that refers to your mouth as "your kisser" is funny. Or maybe it's just the sound of that guy's voice.
  • The SMU student who died a week ago (alone and on campus) was a pro golfer's son. If you think that's hard on the dad, you should see what else he has been through recently (based upon Wikipedia.) Holy, cow.
  • The Apple tablet computer may be announced today. Rumor: It'll run on the 3G network -- that gets my attention. Big time.
  • I'm still a massive iPhone fan. Fantastic invention.
  • There was a story on Fox 4 last night about a series of burglaries in Parker and Wise County before Christmas. A couple of things got my attention. First, one of the victims was described as "having a fiancee and six kids". What? Secondly, the victim allowed the crook, a female with children, to keep her stolen Christmas presents because "them kids doesn't know what the mom did."
  • The Messenger has a story today that last year was the worst crime year in Decatur in 25 years. But I loved this next sentence in the story: "On the bright side, the Decatur Public Library has seen across-the-board increases in usage."
  • Probably my favorite job aspect is the rare moment when I find myself in a room with four or five longtime Decatur lawyers without prosecutors, judges, or out-of-town attorneys. Yesterday we all quickly agreed we would be Libertarians if we had to pick a party. (Talk about a group that deals with government oppression.)
  • A school outlaws "sexual bending" at a dance.
  • I don't care who the President is, the State of the Union speech is always one big beating.
  • I know there is grunting in women's tennis, but if you caught any of the match last night around 10:00 p.m. from the Australian Open, you would have off'd yourself. It was more like a squeal from one gal.
  • Weird: Former Presidential candidate Mike Huckabee shows up in Parker County to campaign for a first time candidate for County Judge. (And Huckabee has driven me crazy ever since his short radio show started on WBAP -- he sounds like Mister Rogers for adults.)
  • "Woman Beaten, Robbed of $90,000 Ring Outside Whole Foods In North Dallas." She called 911 after she got home. Hmmmmm.

72 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ok, Great pic this morning... 10 all over...

Anonymous said...

WHOA! that pic woke me up.

Anonymous said...

No mention of Decatur's Jimmy Brazile being convicted of three counts of sexual assault on a young student of his?

The punishment: 7 years deferred adjudication, registered as a sex offender and to top it off....you can't attend any rodeos. Wow! Such harsh punishment, geez!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Had the same thought about the gal who was robbed and went home first before calling 911.. She is up to somethng..

Anonymous said...

"Both feet must remain on the dance floor at all times."
Huh?! That's a pretty strict restriction for dancing. Do those administrators not know how dancing is accomplished? Will the students be allowed to walk normally to and from the dance floor, or will they be required to shuffle?
Kinda reminds me of that old "one foot on the floor while in bed" rule for TV shows from the 50s-60s

off'd yourself - is that a euphemism you employ while watching women's tennis (and listening to the grunting and squealing)?

I like the Whataburger commercials - until they show a closeup of somebody with BBQ sauce, mayo or ketchup on their faces. Yuck!

Anonymous said...

Greatest Pic Ever...Wow!!!

Anonymous said...

That is a local girl in today's pic. Corrie Loftin...if you want to see some nice pics...google her alias..Davin Lexen. You won't be disappointed! She was also in the first season of Paris Hiltons BFF mtv show.

Anonymous said...

Dr. Phil featured students having sex at prom so a NO Bending policy sith both feet on the floor will prevent the little horny toads from doing it at prom instead of waiting after. It is a good rule for school dances.

Anonymous said...

Apple tablet. 3G.
Apply phone, also 3G.

Dont we hear comments about ATT's crappy 3G network all the time?

Adding another data based product to the network will improve things?

Anonymous said...

Great redemption on the pic, something to get that horrible one out of my mind from yesterday.

Anonymous said...

More of tuesdays girl!! Where did you find her?

Anonymous said...

You need to find more pics of this gal and use her for the next few days. WOW!!!

Anonymous said...

Mike Huckabee purposely uses the Mister Rogers approach for simplicity...we do have a lot of lawyers in Texas.

Anonymous said...

maybe brazile was a smith & green client

wordkyle said...

The most entertaining part of Obama's speech tonight will be realizaing how fast his speechwriters had to scramble to rewrite it after Scott Brown won in Massachusetts. I wonder if Obama will mention healthcare at all tonight? I predict it will be heavy on how bad most Americans have it and how Obama will give them money to make them feel better.

Anonymous said...

Be kind of hard to dance the " Banjo Polka" with feet never leaving the floor

just sayin

Anonymous said...

Why can't you believe it. She is Hawt!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

What is Huckabee doing in Parker County anyway stumping for a judge?

There is nothing more dangerous than a political Baptist preacher.

Sheesh.

Anonymous said...

FYI - Davin is a great chic, too bad you'll never know about her 'sexual motions' dance. Sweet, sweet....Davin.

Stay Hard

Anonymous said...

Ken Green (The pro golfer) had a piece on inside Sports on HBO. That dude has had quite a life. From nothing to millions, to nothing. Crazy.

Anonymous said...

I have to assume the positive comments on today's girl who got her boobs enhanced so big that she has to hold them up are from men. I find her ridiculously out of proportion.

Anonymous said...

She looks perfectly proportioned to me... Keep up the good work BG.

Anonymous said...

This girl is deformed and I find it not attractive at all. She needs to find a lawyer and file against the surgeon that did that to her.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if Obama will mention that he recently hired his campaign manager, David Plouffe, as an "outside advisor to the White House."

I think the POTUS is desperate. On the positive side, Plouffe is associated with Obama's lone successful accomplishment - getting elected.

mzchief said...

Speaking of the Wise County Messenger, I really like the look of their Update online.

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Anonymous said...

Exactly 9:34! They are so big theyre grotesque! Blech, blech, blech.

Anonymous said...

ad in the mess for Kevin Burns pct 2 canidate for commissioner meet and greet to be held at a cafe in downtown Bridgeport, seems a little odd since that will be in pct 4

Anonymous said...

I like today's girl. Don't give a damn about her breasts. But those legs....those legs.....I may have just off'd myself.........

Anonymous said...

Funny thing, lots of people say they like Libertarian ideas, but the party never gets the votes.

Anonymous said...

She is ok. I like yesterdays better.
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Anonymous said...

What does deferred adjudication mean - Jimmy Brazile?

Anonymous said...

KEVIN BURNS FOR PRECT 2 COMMISSIONER!!!! GO KEVIN! WHAT DOES A MORTICIAN KNOW ABOUT BEING A COUNTY COMMISSIONER?

Anonymous said...

Don't get a pin close to those pic balloons, they might pop!

Anonymous said...

Deferred adjudication= no jail time for a man who had a sexual relationship with a young girl! Must be nice to have connections in the county's judicial system! And poor guy, he's not allowed to go to any rodeos, must be a hard life! I would have sent him away to rot in prison with the other child molesters

chupacabra said...

Dewd- that is one ugly woman with a terribly misshapen (to be kind) body.

Always knew Whole Foods was a tool of the devil- now rich white women folk can't even go there without being relieved of their walkin' around money.

Tsk,tsk.

Anonymous said...

Just hug today's girl too tight at those puppies will explode!

Won't be watchin' obammy tonight. Would rather be tar and feathered.

wordkyle said...

I must be getting old. My first thought when I saw the girl's pic was "Isn't that the Captain Morgan pose?"

Anonymous said...

10 all over for sure!

Anonymous said...

Not all of us love this girl so much. She looks great...EXCEPT for the oversized globes - ruined a perfect figure. I can assume that's the basis for most of the positive comments - the chestal area

Anonymous said...

10:59 I can't wait for the day when the big dogs start prosecuting 15 and 16 yr. old girls who consensually and knowingly get involved with older men. Let's throw in some 13-14 yr old girls too. maybe that will teach them to quit acting like sluts.

Anonymous said...

'bout time you woke up and saw what a real good looking woman looks like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

BG could you make the afternoon pick-me-up another picture of this girl, she makes me feel kinda funny.

Anonymous said...

"The Messenger has a story today that last year was the worst crime year in Decatur in 25 years. But I loved this next sentence in the story: "On the bright side, the Decatur Public Library has seen across-the-board increases in usage.""

The editor of that paper should have done his job and asked the writer to tweak the story to prevent such an AWKWARD segue!

Because those two facts are not directly proportional to one another (maybe something like this:Last year was the worst crime year in Decatur in 25 years. On the bright side, the Decatur Police Department has now doubled its number of police officers and crime is already down 50 percent in January 2010 as opposed to January 2009.")

(not that the second part is true)

Sheesh!!!

Anonymous said...

seems odd that we have to furnish a new car for the jail mechanic and pct barn supervisors to and from work, the mortian running for pct 2 commissioner whom i could care less about probably knows absolutely nothing about the job just like Kevin Burns did when he got elected

Anonymous said...

The State of the Union should be funny as Obama pretends that the Scott Brown vote was a reflection on the same attitude that elected him. Obama might just be the dumbest politician alive today...of course, he is smarter than all of his supporters.

mzchief said...

To anonymous 11:35...
Ahem...There really is no nice way of saying this so I will just go ahead and say it; YOU ARE A FREAKIN' IDIOT.

There are well established reasons 15-16 year old juveniles are not permitted to enter into contracts, buy homes, run for public office, buy booze/cigarettes and/or be awarded custody of siblings. It is because they are IMMATURE and cannot be depended on to make wise decisions protecting/preserving their own best interest. People aged 13-14 are, legally, considered to be CHILDREN.

I realize, in your world, immature juveniles and children are, vastly, more capable of making intelligent decision, than you, but in the REAL WORLD responsible/intelligent people know to hold the ADULTS accountable for the mistakes made by adults.

No doubt, you are one of those misogynistic trolls who believe women who are raped were asking for it.

Crawl back into your cave and die so society will be rendered a better place.

Anonymous said...

MZ, I'm in no way a man. From experience. May I repeat...EXPERIENCE. 14, 15, and 16 yr. old girls know exactly what they are doing. Don't be so naïve girlie. My parents were very naïve back then. LOL I would have thought someone like you would have been smarter than that. Guess NOT.

Anonymous said...

Oh, and what kind of idiot doesn't know the difference between doing the BOW CHICKA BOW WOW and signing legal documents?

FYI, just so your up to speed on life today.

Kissing is out with teenagers. BJ's are in.

Anonymous said...

I agree with you 1:26. 15 yr. old girls are fully aware of their actions. They're not the poor little innocents they may have been back in the 1940s. As a 15 yr. old in the 1960s I was fully aware of the consequences of sex at the age of 14 and I was equally aware of who the sluts were who were participating. The girls were just as guilty as the boys.

Anonymous said...

Everybody go see Kevin in Bridgeport. You'll find he is a very intelligent man.

RPM said...

Yeah, she's hot. But can she playthe banjo?

Anonymous said...

10:22 - check out some of the precinct 2 and 4 boundary lines. It's a weird thing, but Burns is smart to draw in some of the P2 voters that live around Bridgeport.

I hope he wins too.

P4 would be smart to elect Paul Wood. Well educated, experienced as a former commissioner, and a fine business and family man.

Anonymous said...

Oh, Huckabee is off his diet, this guy is huge again, time for another book.

R. Back

Anonymous said...

Needless to say the onus is on a 60 year old man to definately know better than to be with a girl of that age whether she knows what she is doing or not. I think mzchief hit the nail on the head on this. The argument that girls 14,15 or 16 are old enough to understand their actions is irrelevant, the man should unequivocally know he is breaking the law. Quite frankly your point of view on this is absurd.

Anonymous said...

You can try to spin that all you want 2:50. Men are pigs and if some young thing comes strut'n her stuff NO man can resist. You know why? Because you men think with your tally wackers.

Anonymous said...

Tally Wacker.. Have not heard term that in a very long time.

Anonymous said...

God gave man two heads but unfortunately only enough blood to use one at a time.

Anonymous said...

That's why they're so drawn to women with big fake store-bought boobs and don't even care about the brains or the personality.

Anonymous said...

3:18, 4:07-----

Yea, those horrible pigs, men. All they've ever done for us is ogle us and treat us like sex objects.

Well, and save us from being eaten by sabre-toothed tigers, bears, and wolves.

Oh, and provided food and shelter for us for thousands of generations.

But other than that.....

Well, except for protecting us from those men who actually are barbarians and would enslave us if not for the valor of our own men.

And the fact that men have invented endless devices and machines which have made life much more pleasant for us, but who's counting.

And don't forget changing flats.

Anonymous said...

Uh oh, 4:07, does that explain Barry's persistent half clad women on here every day - mostly with implants that don't fit the rest of their body.

Attractive?

Anonymous said...

Thank you for the pic, yesterdays was hideous.

Anonymous said...

That girl lives in Dallas. Her name is Corrie. Seen her out a few times. IJS....
http://modelcorrieelizabeth.com/

Anonymous said...

7.5

Anonymous said...

Who was driving her to theese meetings for a year and a half?Bet she drove herself.For his part he isn't very smart and should be punished for it.it will be intresting to see what comes of the next (agreement)?That rug will bave a big hump in it before this year is out.

Anonymous said...

RWMT = Bony hips and out of proportion jugs.

Fail.

Anonymous said...

"Edit: I cannot believe you guys love this girl so much"

Let it go Hoss. The homosexual mind is incapable of understanding heterosexual attraction and vice-versa.

Anonymous said...

I think Rob Hawkins would do a fine job. My family has depended on him in our greatest our of need and he has always treated us with respect and kindness. His business experience is exactly how I would like to see my tax dollars spent on a budget to be kept and not ammended a few months after the budget was approved.

Anonymous said...

I think this is the best girl you've ever posted. Those fun bags (medical term) are perfectly proportioned. A set of milk pillows (another medical term) like that can get you long way. That was a good investment. I would like to request more frequent pictures of her on upcoming random thoughts.

Anonymous said...

8:01 I agree with you! Thank you. Rob Hawkins would be excellent as county commissioner. He is a professional and very well educated, even for a MORTICIAN! (12:19 learn to spell.)As for anyone else who may disagree, you obviously don't know him. He is a good man! GO ROB!

Mr. Bob Dobbolena said...

I don't think the point is whether 15 and 16 year old girls know what they're doing regarding sexual activity but whether or not they're mature enough to realize the possible consequences of what they're doing. I totally agree with what Mzchief said.

Anonymous said...

Rob Hawkins isn't a mortician, he's a funeral director. The term "world of difference" was coined for this exact conversation.