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1.26.2010

Random Tuesday Morning Thought

  • I'd like it if President Obama said in his State of the Union speech that "the State of our Union is strong to ... uh ... quite strong."
  • That's a Meet The Parents reference.
  • There is a very rare case going on in the Wise County Court at Law where a defendant is pleading guilty to a series of motor vehicle burglaries and is "going to" the jury for punishment. I'll try to get an update this morning.
  • Watched a little of The Bachelor last night. That's good TV?
  • Although it's lost some of it's popularity, the game show Deal Or No Deal is the closest thing to brain dead competition there is. Isn't it simply "pick a number?"
  • If the economy recovers, and it will, President Obama will be re-elected with flying colors. (Haters need to bookmark this entry for future reference.)
  • Look at the top grossing films of the 2000s. They are really not movies, in the traditional sense, at all.
  • Hey, the National Socialists Movement has "adopted a highway" in Colorado. The group believes "interracial relationships and homosexuality should be crimes, and they want to start a separate all-white country." Man, that sounds familiar.
  • I love the anticipation of bad weather coming in even if it never happens as predicted.
  • Hey, the new teenage pregnancy ratings are out. Texas, New Mexico, and Arizona make the Top Four. Hmmm. What do all those states have in common?
  • The week after I got back from Costa Rica, the country had torrential rains for five days straight. I'm never that lucky.
  • The Star Telegram reports that the LBJ Grasslands in Wise County will become part of a "climate change" study. I suspect we will respond with a "Hippies: Go Home" protest.
  • Funny moment last week when attorney Jim Shaw was conducting jury selection and discussing the legal definition of marijuana: He threw in "parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme."
  • Mark Cuban says the upcoming NBA "All-Star Weekend will make the Super Bowl look like a bar mitzvah" as far as "attendance and partying" is concerned. The man is delusional.

50 comments:

Bryan said...

Holy crap. That top 50 grossing movies list is unbelievable. Correct me if I'm wrong: Only 2 are not science fiction or animated, Mamma Mia! and The Passion of the Christ. And those 2 are very much what I would "niche" films.

Anonymous said...

today's random pic: Bra-vo! You made a sharp left turn, but daddy likey
That bottom she's wearing looks like it was painted on - and with very little paint!
The only complaint is the weird-looking elongated belly button, but that's not a dealbreaker, by any means

Anonymous said...

Hey Art, are you going to Scarborough Fair?

David said...

Hmmm.....Texas, New Mexico and Arizona make the top four in teen pregnancy ratings and you ask what they have in common. Easy... lots of Mexicans that breed like rabbits. And that's not a racist statement, it's fact if you care to look at the results of that breakdown from the government.

Anonymous said...

County Court at Law Trial Update? 270 days IN JAIL (no probation) and $3,500 fine, on all four offenses (which run concurrently, though). I guess that's what Wise County thinks of thieves!

Anonymous said...

Today's girl looks like Tonya Harding.

Anonymous said...

From the Population Resource Center: "Latinas had the highest teen birth rate of all major racial/ethnic groups in the United States, 83 births per 1,000 teenage women aged 15-19 in 2002, a rate nearly twice as high as the national rate of 43. Birth rates were highest for Latinas of Mexican descent (94.5), followed by those of Puerto Rican descent."

Anonymous said...

A little Wide on the bottom and skinny on the top... But not bad...

Anonymous said...

It's funny how the Nazis are so "anti-homosexual", when history has revealed that a number of the top Nazis in Nazi Germany either dabbled with homosexuality or bisexuality (Goering dressed and had makeup like one who's "flaming")! You know the old (and VERY true) saying, "Those who throw stones shouldn't live in glass houses".

Anonymous said...

"...make the Super Bowl look like a bar mitzvah..."
Oy vey! Cuban is more than delusional - he's meshuggener!

No, the Bachelor is not good TV. Most non-scripted programs are not good TV, and none of the "find a mate via competition on TV" is good TV. These people don't even deserve 15 seconds of fame
Come on, 2012...we need to be swept clean by the hand of God!

Anonymous said...

them sum birthing hips....

Anonymous said...

"I'll remember you said that"..that's an old John Wayne reference.

Anonymous said...

This is by far the hottest women ever. great job today
out of 10 she gets
15

Anonymous said...

"If the economy recovers, and it will, President Obama will be re-elected with flying colors. (Haters need to bookmark this entry for future reference.)"

You yourself said last week that a lot of your predictions have been WAYYY off base lately!!

Anonymous said...

Mexicans and such? Are we surprised? NO. That's what you get with uneducated people. Take a look at Haiti and all the other poor countries who keep multiplying like rabbits.

"Come on, 2012...we need to be swept clean by the hand of God!" Oh great. Now the holy rollers believe it's all about them.

Anonymous said...

Worst morning pic I have seen on here, come on Barry step it up.

Anonymous said...

where are her top??????

Anonymous said...

"If the economy recovers" is possible if Obama would listen to small business instead of union leaders and non-profits on how to jump start the economy. Depending on green jobs will help, but tax cuts for small business and banks making loans is how to create jobs. Obama doesn't know what to do and is not seeking ideas from small business. Unless he changes, he will be a one term president.

Anonymous said...

Is it true that the county spent $47,000 an acre for the land the college is to go on AND it isn't highway frontage and there is no right-of-way?

Anonymous said...

Pic, talk about "broad in the beam!"

Anonymous said...

"where are her top??????"

probably went off in search of your grammar

Anonymous said...

9:16 She just doesn't have surgically enhanced FAKE ones. She actually may be a woman who is secure in her own skin rather than wanting to pay for a part of her anatomy to be enlarged for shallow reasons such as vanity and male adoration.

Anonymous said...

Is it true that the county spent $47,000 an acre for the land the college is to go on AND it isn't highway frontage and there is no right-of-way?

NOT TRUE

Anonymous said...

9:43 it was $28,000 they spent per acre which is way overpriced for land in Wise County and the college isn't going to be centrally located so is really only good for Bridgeport and Decatur and rest of us have to pay for it.

Anonymous said...

No Heat at Decatur Middle School!!!

I think they should turn the heat off at the Supt. office and see how long he last in 30 degree weather?

Anonymous said...

Reagan got thumped in the mid term elections in 1982 with unemployment at 10%. Obama WILL be re-elected in a landslide, especially when the middle class sees by 2011 that the economy is back . . .

Anonymous said...

#1: Call the local news agencies about the heat at Decatur Middle School. Frankly, I'm sick of hearing about it.

#2: NOT every person with large breasts and small hips has implants. Again I must say that there are other reasons women have breast implants other than " for shallow reasons such as vanity and male adoration." Just because you fix a part of your body that you don't particularly like, doesn't mean you are VAIN. I had braces to straighten my teeth that worked just fine, does that mean I'm VAIN?

Anonymous said...

10:25 speaks the truth. My son attends DMS and I have been in the building. It's cold, there are space heaters running in the office and classrooms, and I heard someone comment that the air conditioner comes on sporadically. Not the best learning conditions for our kids.

Anonymous said...

Reagan's unemployment numbers started out above 10% they didn't drop to 10% because of his policies or lack of coherent policies. And he had a brain. Obama doesn't.

wordkyle said...

The worst thing that can happen to Barack Obama is for his policies to be widely revealed and understood. He conceals much of what he wants to do. For example, no C-Span cameras for the White House/Democrats' healthcare dealmaking, despite his campaign promises. The Democrats try to rush through all their monstrous legislation (e.g., the stimulus bill) before the public has a chance to think it over.

Have you heard anything about Obama's Executive Order giving an international police agency freedom to act within the United States without regard to the US Constitution? Probably not, because it was quietly released during the holiday season. It sounds extreme, but look up the definition of fascism and this comes very close. Think a good economy will outweigh that if it becomes part of the national conversation?

Anonymous said...

With regard to Mass., you are 0 for 1. In Nov., Obama is TOAST!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Yep. The people of this country will soon forget we owe $12 trillion that we cant pay off in a lifetime; that Obama created and/or saved zero jobs; the health care bill he and his friends tried to shove down our throats; that he was at war with the private sector; etc. Then we will all run to the polls and vote him back in office.

Anonymous said...

This girl is gross. She looks like she's ready for a gyn exam the way she's standing. Looks very distorted

Anonymous said...

I agree with 10:53 on #1: Call channel 5 or 8 and get them out here. It's just ridiculous and someone should light a fire under the DISD and get something done. Again...can't believe you parents are tolerating this!

As for your second comment, No, the teeth correction is a matter of dental health. Crooked teeth lead to all manner of issues such as decay and even stomach disorders related to poor mastication. As for boobs, the only thing that doesn't quality as VANITY is following a mastectomy. That, for a young woman, I can see is important. For me, as an older woman ,even then I wouldn't even consider implants. And to get them just because you want to be bigger, firmer, whatever, I think, as a medical professional, that is a RIDICULOUS AND SHALLOW reason to undergo any surgery. All surgery carries a risk, and elective surgeries to improve one's figure is a very stupid risk to take. I've seen many women totally disfigured and some who've even died as a result of some cosmetic surgery gone wrong.

Anonymous said...

As a medical professional...... medical professionals undergo more cosmetic surgeries than anyone. They know the risks... and they do it.

If looks are shallow, then why do women put on make up and go to the hair dresser?

Anonymous said...

11:22. I was told this weekend about the Interpol order. I find that too close to new world order and fascism for comfort. Very scary stuff when they can come into your home and arrest you and have no obligation to abide by the US Constitution! What's the hidden agenda here?

Anonymous said...

You are correct that many medical professionals do the elective "make me something I'm not" surgeries. That doesn't make it right or safe. It just makes them stupid enough to think it won't happen to them. I personally work with a few who have lived to regret those decisions. That's my opinion following over 30 years in the nursing profession, and I'll stick to it and keep my worn out old body, thank you very much. To each his own....but count the cost.

Anonymous said...

11:40, Cosmetic surgery accounts for the lowest death rate, 1/30,000, of any type of surgery so I call total BS on your claim that you've "seen many women totally disfigured and some who've even died as a result of some cosmetic surgery gone wrong."

Anonymous said...

Obama Administration is sponsoring a highway in Colorado?

In what sense are the films of the 2001-2010 decade not really movies?

and the decade ends at the end of this year...if you recall we had the dumb people millennium celebration in 2000 ...but since there was no year 0...2001 was actually the start of the decade...so it isn't over yet.

Anonymous said...

1:32 I'm not concerned with your opinion of my experiences. I have worked as a nurse for over 30 yrs in many different venues, and I have seen what I have seen. Your belief or disbelief is not pertinent.

Anonymous said...

National Socialist Movement....I thought Obama was a socialist how can that be if if socialist want an all white country.....
And don't he want all of us to die without healthcare, poor without jobs, and dead without our guns,.,...ain't he a socialist.. I am so confused.

Anonymous said...

those are breeding hips if I have ever seen them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

2:43, That doesn't keep you from being full of BS.

Anonymous said...

3:38 Your living off the government aren't you?

mzchief said...

To anonymous 4:14...
*OTFLOL*

Awesome observation.

*StillLOL*

Anonymous said...

RTMT = Pontiac

"Right, Wide Track?"

"Woof"

- Fake Bill McDavid

Anonymous said...

She has been "photoshopped". Telltales in the lower garment.

Anonymous said...

6

Anonymous said...

now we can expect the wc messenger to do a story on the grasslands ... now that another sourse has spoon-fed it another idea.

though who cares about the grasslands or the over-priced newspaper

Anonymous said...

For Anon 7:36 and anyone else who is interested, here's the story we did on the grasslands project four months ago:

wcmess.com/grasslands

Mess Editor