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1.29.2010

Random Friday Morning Thoughts

  • For maybe the first time ever, I watched the Jay Leno monologue last night. I can't tell you how bad it was -- He actually made a cop and doughnut joke.
  • He also had a bit on the number of times Biden and Pelosi blinked during the State of the Union. Wasn't that done a few years back with Dick Cheney?
  • The temperature change yesterday was weird. It actually got warmer after the sun went down (see below.)
  • In an article in the Star Telegram which seems to be written by cavemen due to its brevity, it is said that Devon Energy is ripe for a takeover.
  • Sarah Palin said two days ago that she does not like the "mandation of health care". What?
  • A caller on Mark Davis show said yesterday that Obama said during his inaugural address that the Constitution was a "flawed document" but, he continued, "if you look up the speech on the Internet you'll find that the transcripts have been doctored to eliminate that phrase." What a nut case. And Davis politely told him so.
  • A red football field.
  • I've heard a rumor that local authorities are going to try to seize and forfeit the real estate from yesterday's drug bust. They've got to be kidding.
  • I questioned a couple of days ago whether a lady was really robbed of a $90,000 ring in a Whole Foods parking lot in north Dallas. Last night I saw the parking lot video of the crime. And her post injured face. Man, I was wrong. Very wrong.
  • The Charging For Parking Without A Permit Case was tried yesterday in Arlington. The jury found him guilty on 31 cases and the judge assessed $500 fine on each for, according to the story, a total fine of $15,500. The defendant didn't have a lawyer --- he needs one. In my opinion, he only owes $500 based upon a case from a couple of years ago. Somebody needs to tell him.

26 comments:

BagOfNothing.com said...

I watched Leno last night as well and when I saw that whole blinking bit all I could think of is that it was Letterman that did that bit with Cheney.

Anonymous said...

Bad face great boobs.
face 3
everything else 7

Anonymous said...

The chick is nice, the thoughts are a little lame.

As for poking fun at Sarah, I'm trying to remember what you had to say about Obama's 57 states

Anonymous said...

8:41--

And who do you think cares about her face?

Q: Why do women have boobs?

A: So men will talk to them

Anonymous said...

I like it. More well proportioned melons... Good job.

Anonymous said...

Watching Lauren Pryzbyl on Fox 4 this morning and she had cleavage. I barely can tell she has bumps all other times. I guess thank goodness for push up bras.

Anonymous said...

If you lived in Greenwood/Slidell you wouldn't mind the confiscating of property. We totally look forward to new neighbors who add to the community instead of "take."

Guess that old adage, location, location, location is true, Barry.

Anonymous said...

I think you've had the hots for Sarah Palin from the start - but now you're going after her for her vocabulation?!

The blinking thing was done a while back, but I believe it was also Pelosi then, too. It looked as if she was flashing Morse code to all the ships at sea during one of Bush's speechifications

Some folks say the network is to blame, and not Leno. But I find him just as much at fault for allowing the network to talk him into the prime time gig. Then, for not stepping aside when that gig failed. He had a long run behind the desk, and now it's time for somebody else.
Conan is edgy, and needed to build his audience. Leno is lame-o and aims for the lowest common denominator in his humor

wordkyle said...

"mandation" -- hmmm...as with President Bush, people understand what Palin meant despite her inventation of a new word. I don't know if mandation has legs enough to catch on in regular conversation, but you can bet the media will never let go of it. Think Dan Quayle and potato(e).

Anonymous said...

yikes... 4.5! C'mon Barry, the inkernets can definately provide better than this!

Anonymous said...

She was beautiful until she bought those. She looks deformed.

Anonymous said...

Good new on the GDP... is it still Bush's fault? Everything else was up until today...

Anonymous said...

8:45 Not sure you're seeing the same gal I am...well proportioned? Not quite...grotesque is the word.

8:48 Totally disagree with you on the Leno/Conan thing. Conan is inane and not one bit funny; I think his attempt at the tonight show has demonstrated he has fewer fans than Leno. That is why they're putting Leno back...duh. The young folks seem to find Conan funny, but most of us boomers find him ridiculous. We like Leno, and we currently pretty much rule the ratings for the 10:30 slot, hence...Leno coming back. I think Jay's show is a million times funnier than Conans.

Anonymous said...

Call him up and beltout the Beartrap moment of the week and say...Nigga please!! You need me, I'm the johnny Cochran of wise county and I will help you fight the DeathStar parking..

Anonymous said...

What? That girl looks every bit of eleven or twelve and with those fake boobs?

Sick.

Anonymous said...

Well, 9:25 that's why we all have opinions. I am allowed to have mine and you can be wrong about yours!
Like I said: LCD

Plus, I could use lots of words to describe today's random pic, but grotesque is not one of them. I think she's the definition of "well proportioned".

Both of these subjects - humor and beauty - are...uh, subjective

Good day!

Anonymous said...

I hope today's girl doesn't live in that house- what horrible day-cor. I mean really. Update your house.

Anonymous said...

The Ring Lady got the crap beat out of her, shame on you Barry!

http://www.dallasnews.com/video/dallasnews/local_state/index.html?nvid=412952

Anonymous said...

Why NOT seize the arrestees property? It is certainly "rumored" that property around the Greenwood area has been seized by THEM in the past several years.....seized and most certainly not returned. Perhaps everyone else's property was used to fund their "criminal activity."... that includes some of MY OWN property that was stolen a year or so ago which I never ever got back. Glad the arrests finally took place, they were a long time coming. I hope ANYONE who is involved with crime and drug manufactoring/selling will be sent to jail! Isn't that was jail is for? .....CRIMINALS? hmmm?

Anonymous said...

i would love to hold two of the three big cans in the pic.

Anonymous said...

It's always going to be Bush's fault until they complete their plans with oil and gas production picking up around June and July and lasting until after the November elections. When the economy turns around Obama, Nasty Nancy and My wife pulls me around by my privates Harry will take credit. Then after the election and after everyone has again fallen for their crap and voted the morons back in, the bottom will fall out once more, the jobless rate will go up, the economy will suck and they'll again find a reason to blame Bush.

Anonymous said...

Those are some nice pontoons.

Anonymous said...

B.G. is on the hooch again
Some women look better with their clothes ON.
Pretty face,
Nice hooters,
Pot bellied,
Thick butted,
Thick thighed

Anonymous said...

soak it in cider.


Johnny Applesteed

The Donald said...

I hope the Arlington guy with the parking lot prevails.

Arlington & Jerryworld are trampling on this guy's private property rights - the city won't issue him a permit for a 'parking only' operation because they believe it discourages his developing the property, which would result in greater property value (read: taxes) for them.

Guess someone should remind them that serfdom's out. Government exists to serve the people, not the other way around.

Anonymous said...

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