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1.15.2010

Pick Me Up (I've Fallen Behind)

That's Carrie Prejean (Miss California/No Gay Marriage/Implants/Sex Tape) and spare NFL quarterback Kyle Boller.

37 comments:

Anonymous said...

I have bigger arms than an NFL QB!

Anonymous said...

Still amazes me that someone can be so reviled for, in essence, standing firm on a belief that a man and a woman is the appropriate mix for marriage. Is there not some logical basis for her opinion? For example, the very existence of humanity? How many of us are here due to a man being with a man, or a woman being with a woman?

Anonymous said...

Are they opposite-married yet?

Anonymous said...

Well put 12:22!!!!

Anonymous said...

Its called artificial insemination, 12:22PM. And a narrow view, just like your hypocritical "hero" there.

Anonymous said...

I agree 12:22. I don't personally care if someone's gay, but to criticize someone when they give their own personal opinion when asked is ridiculous. I applaud her for her opinion. Not so crazy about people who get implants, though!

Anonymous said...

Even for artificial insemination, it still takes one man and one woman to get the job done.
Nice try, 12:46, but speaking of narrow, that wobbly leg you're standing on is so thin it's about to snap off

Anonymous said...

12:46, until sperm comes from a woman and eggs come from men....it's still a man and a woman.

Anonymous said...

I'm so glad you're back from Costa Recon. It was getting lonely in your closet.

Anonymous said...

12:46, haven't met anyone yet who didn't come from a man and woman getting together, no matter how it's physically done.

Anonymous said...

Queers suck

Anonymous said...

1:07, 1:13 and 1:18- THANK YOU!

Duh 12:46

Anonymous said...

God made Adam and Eve, bitches! Not Adam and Steve!

Anonymous said...

It is amazing to me that hetros didn't just choose to be that way, yet they find it hard to understand that gays arrived at their understanding exactly as hetros did.

I personally am only interested in marrying a woman, but have no problem with gays choosing a partner to enjoy life with.

By the way, my two bad marriages struck at the "sanctaty of marriage" more than a gay marriage does.

What happened to live and let live?
Everyone seems so intent on imposing their belief system on others than themselves.

Anonymous said...

God made Adam and Barry.

Anonymous said...

12:46 you are an idiot and must have missed basic biology class

Anonymous said...

is he sporting a woodie, i know i wood!!

Anonymous said...

hmmm...BG supports gay marriage! What a surprise. Maybe someday he will find Mr. Right and they can legally wed.

Anonymous said...

As usual, the focus is lost through comments. What makes this case so strange is that all this girl did was to express her belief that marriage is man and woman. And that WAS BAD!!!!!! She's EVIL. And yet, every single person saying she is wrong came to life by means of the very process she is supporting.

Anonymous said...

An analogy to this would be if someone on an airplane stood up and said "I believe that only pilots should fly planes", and then for half the people on the plane to mock that person and say "you're crazy"...meantime the only think keeping all of the alive is the fact a pilot is flying the plane instead of a 7-11 clerk.

Anonymous said...

It's as if it's NOT OK anymore to believe in heterosexuality. Makes you a bad person, I guess. At this rate, in about 100 years there won't be any people around to debate this anyway. We will have ceased as a species; and solved the globaly warming crisis to boot.

Anonymous said...

I wish the fudge packers would all move to Iran. Stone them.

Anonymous said...

I could get behind some of that..her I mean !

Anonymous said...

2:51,

I do not care who "hooks up".

But marriage is a covenant between a man, a woman, and God. Period.

NOT...two men, two women, three men, five women and two men, a woman and a dog, a man and a goat, a mountain range Pacific ocean a camel and a Haitian imigrant...or any other combination you can think of.

Any of which may be loved, but not involved in marriage.

Do not try to redefine an institution that has been around thousands of years.

Anonymous said...

12:49...you don't like people with implants...surely that was in jest. For a woman who has had to have a single breast removed due to cancer or other maiming illness to be able to be happy to her body due to a simple implant seems like a positive thing to me. Also for those of us who are happier with our bodies after cosmetic or enhancement surgeries we probably don't really don't care if you LIKE us or not. With a good surgeon and proportionate implants you wouldn't be able to tell us from any other woman without implants.

For those of us belivers: the BIBLE doesn't comment on implants but is pretty clear about homosexuality in several places.

Anonymous said...

Why does the definition of the word marriage have to change? Just call a union between two people of the same sex something else. When Ben and Jerry come up with a new flavor, they give it a different name. They don't change the longstanding definition of vanilla to "include chubby hubby". There's vanilla, and there's chubby hubby. Is there something wrong with the term "marriage" referring to a man and a woman, and finding some other word for a gay union? Are gays so rigid as to not allow marriage to remain as defined and settle for their own term? That's all Carrie Prejean was standing for. If marriage means whatever...then let's have threesomes be marriages, affairs be marriages, and so forth. Hey, whatever you like to do and however you like to do it...it's now called "marriage".

Anonymous said...

God also made Jerry, Barry, Tom, Dan, beavis and butthead along with many others! Just sayin.

chupacabra said...

Is that boy afraid of that lil girl?
Send me in coach!

Anonymous said...

I would move to Iran and get stoned

Anonymous said...

Blah blah. I personally don't think this post is supporting gay marriage as 4:06 thinks, but think it is more about Carrie Prejean in it. Get over it people. It's just about the girl in the swimsuit, not about her past (think about past pick me ups that have been posted)! I personally like that Kyle seems totally caught by surprise by the good girl kissing him like she is. Wow, everyone on here thinks it has to be some issue to argue about.

Anonymous said...

Hey 6:13 I know those guys!

Anonymous said...

Please be informed that the gay population is somewhere between 2 and 10%. It's always been that way and our population has expanded rapidly, anyway. If those gays actually marry, it will have no effect on how heteros copulate and reproduce. BTW - we are certainly not running out of people; conversely, overpopulation is a greater problem.

Anonymous said...

to 12:22 very well said. I dont care if someone is gay or hetro. I just don't want it thrown in my face. I don't need to know everyones sexuality. Mine is the only one I am concerned with.
But.... lets let them marry then they can divorce and pay allimony, seperate maintence ... just like the rest of us!

Anonymous said...

10:34
I figured you would! I think they all have fudge packing parties a few times a week and discuss gay marriage an other things.

Anonymous said...

10:34
u know them from wild wood naturist resort probably. Saw them there for some special meetings.

Anonymous said...

It was very close to excruciating, but I read all of these comments.
I didn't know there were that many morons clustered together in one place anywhere on this planet!
Not even in Wise County!
Do you nimrods know how inane this is?
First, it isn't the woman's beliefs that are being denigrated, it's her lack of intellectual acuity.
Second, if you aren't gay, why should you care who marries who?
Isn't this supposed to be a free country?

Anonymous said...

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