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10.27.2009

Random Tuesday Morning Thoughts

  • Man, I took a beating for that Random Girl(s) pic yesterday. But I'm a man who appreciates inner beauty.
  • I knew newspapers are dying, but the most recent info is shocking. For example, from a year ago the Dallas Morning News' circulation is down 22%.
  • I had never seen this: Dallas TE Martellus Bennett dunks over his coach while at Texas A&M. But I still think he might be a spare.
  • The pilots that overshot the airport and were out of contact for over an hour now say they were just working on their laptops. They might want to come up with something better than that.
  • I dreamed all night I was moving a bedroom suite. How odd.
  • Oprah at the State Fair was broadcast yesterday. Did I watch it? Not a chance.
  • For those that hate Jerry Jones, his signing of Marcus Ware yesterday is another reason that you're crazy. Tom Hicks of the Rangers would never pay that kind of money.
  • I'm still not sure why we send up the Space Shuttle.
  • Did I see promos for a George Lopez talk show? Power. Down.
  • There's going to be free Swine Flu vaccines given away in Fort Worth on Friday? Isn't there a shortage? Doesn't that have a potential for a riot?
  • I've got a DWI trial today. This one is unusual --- more later.
  • I think Breast Cancer Awareness week would be more effective than a whole month. Lots of pink everywhere.

38 comments:

Anonymous said...

nice pic, isn't she a little pot bellied

just sayin

Anonymous said...

I got Embarq money.............gone

Anonymous said...

Jerry Jones signed "Demarcus Ware." You can't forget the "De" because he is De Man!

Danny Boy said...

Iti s not that Tom Hicks wouldn't spend that money, he can't. He did it to much in the past to be able to pay salary today for the broke ass Rangers. The organization will be devastated for years because of his financial mismanagement. How about A-Rod, Chan Ho Park, Kevin Millwoood among others.

The Pittsburg Pirates of the south, here we come!

Anonymous said...

Can those pilots come up with ANY kind of an excuse that would justify ignoring your piloting duties so as to overshoot your intended destination by about 100 miles? Or be so engrossed in a diversion that you ignore or can't hear the air traffic controllers trying to communicate with you?

You might be a fan of inner beauty, but that sort of thing is extremely difficult to convey over the inkernets. We, your devoted but fickle webfans, are a superficial bunch in regards to photos of the opposite/same sex (depending on which side of the gender fence you fall on. I won't even address the issue of fence straddling!)
You know that the true path to interweb greatness is paved with photos of scantily clad, slutty looking women. Now get cracking on those Halloween pics! Bring on the French maids, cowgirls, vampires, hookers...

Anonymous said...

You appreciate the "inner beauty" of breast implants, Barry!

Anonymous said...

You gutless bunch of wimps put down every girl he post. If you are so great, then post your own picture to show how much better you look than the ones that you are criticizing. Have some balls before you speak.

Anonymous said...

9:28- i think some of the girls he posts actually have balls.

Anonymous said...

9:28:

Send BG a pic of you with YOUR pants down, then talk about how gutless you just might be.

:-)

Mr. Mike Honcho said...

Give me Jerry Jones over Tom Hicks any day. That is a no-brainer.

Heck, give me a trained monkey over Tom Hicks... this is the man that signed Chan Ho to a 5 for $65MM. Total bust. And gave away the farm to ARod, 10 for $252MM. Crippled team.

Now he claims that he cannot even afford to buy baseballs or water the grass. Give me a break. Shoulda thought of that before he bought that soccer team. (Communist Sport!!!)

Please Jerry... when you are bored and need a new venture, please buy the Rangers!

Anonymous said...

Hey 9:28

nobody complained about the one from yesterday afternoon, so your "every girl he post" complaint doesn't hold water

and disregard the "pot bellied" comment from earlier. that guy doesn't know what the heck he's talkin 'bout

so SHUT UP!

Anonymous said...

hey you want to know what's funny..? the new sheriff report in the messuppper..!

Anonymous said...

Bubear...you need to say something about Silicone Alley having her Sili baby boy yesterday.

RE: DeMarcus Ware, you sports idiot you. The sarcasm in the Tom Hicks comment left drip marks on my PC screen, thanks a lot.

RE: The pilots...

Saying they were using their laptops will at least help them prove they were not asleep. The network security team call pull the logs and show the activity for each pilot, thus proving someone was at least awake enough to hit the enter key.

Given the 2 choices, sleeping or playing Full Tilt Poker while flying a commercial passenger jet, I'll take the poker player.

Double Fake Doyle Brunson

Anonymous said...

9:52, it is not me that complains like a girlyman. I appreicate what he does an dont sit around and complain about it.

Anonymous said...

I know a pot bellied heifer when I see one

Anonymous said...

5

Anonymous said...

are all of you people just total dumbasses..or what..?

Anonymous said...

The Susan G. Komen breast nazis are a sure nuff beating.

Anonymous said...

Rumor has it a new funeral home is coming to Decatur.... Wonder if it will float or just get buried?

Anonymous said...

12:29

Yes they are! She definitely is not "pot bellied". She needs to quit slouching and stand up straight. Poor girl doesn't even know she is being critiqued in Wise County. Bless her heart!

Anonymous said...

who is Marcus Ware????????
I hope this sigining doesn't piss DeMarcus Ware off

DocLogic said...

OK OK......I admit it......I see the inner beauty of the fat girl friends of the Texas Tech football players.

Anonymous said...

Starting in 2010, every even numbered year will be Breast Cancer Awareness Year! That ought to work.

Anonymous said...

So what if the Pilots were taking Banjo lessons and lost track of time...it's easy to do ya know.

Anonymous said...

Bein black,I'm surprised his name isn't Tupper Ware.

Anonymous said...

Those pilots are toast.

Wonder where the attendants were for over an hour. They do things by the clock.........you would have thought one of them would have called forward and asked if they were still arriving on time.

And the passengers. I watch the clock on every flight. I can't imagine going beyond the arrival time without posing a question.

Anonymous said...

I hear they are gonna have Prostate Cancer Awareness month next year. Pink condoms, pink Viagra & Cialis. The BIG fundraisers will be the Pink Beer Guzzle and Pee Contest!

Anonymous said...

I'm kinda wondering if those pilots weren't have a brokeback moment and just didn't want to stop to answer the radio....can you imagine the sound on the black box if they had on their headphones!

Anonymous said...

Mr. Green, could you just post tomorrow a picture of the beautiful fall foliage? Maybe that would please everyone.

RPM said...

9:10, doesn't implant by definition mean inner?

Anonymous said...

Smokin hot

Anonymous said...

I watched the interview with Demarcus Ware last night and I swear that boy could be a model. He is absolutely gorgeous!!! And not a bad football player either!!!

Anonymous said...

3:21,
I have been wondering the same thing or maybe if they were running late on the "happy ending" from a lap dance.

Anonymous said...

so why can't you post a nice big booty black girl, some of us may think you are discriminating against fat black chicks..so let me have some black, big and black!!

Anonymous said...

4:47, How would you like to go home and tell your wife a boy kicked your ass?

Anonymous said...

What's that sign she's making with her hand?

Anonymous said...

The sign is..Chuck ya Farley,go back off in your own jack yard.

chupacabra said...

At 500 million dollars per launch I think we send the shuttle up to burn excess money or somethin'.