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10.26.2009

"Fat Little Girlfriends"

Two Texas Tech Girls and A Longhorn Gal in Burnt Orange (Unconfirmed)

Texas Tech coach Mike Leach unloaded on people who might have distracted his players focus after their 52-30 loss Saturday to Texas A&M.

Among those prominently cited were what Leach called the "fat little girlfriends" of the players. Given the opportunity Monday to apologize or revise his comments, Leach instead grabbed a shovel and started digging.

He said his staff had failed to make "our points more compelling than their fat little girlfriends. Now their fat little girlfriends have some obvious advantages. For one thing, their fat little girlfriends are telling them what they want to hear, which is 'how great you are' and 'how easy its going to be' and we had a bunch of people who wanted to win the football game but nobody wanted to play the football game.

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22 comments:

Anonymous said...

Gary Ward (New Mexico State baseball coach) once told us that he lost more players to girlfriends than anything else. He said he could handle players with grade issues, partying, or even drug problems-but there's not a damn thing he can do about girlfriends...

Anonymous said...

GIG'EM,finally.

Judy said...

Hey everybody! Yes you to Barry, Silicone Alley had the baby!

Anonymous said...

The Lubbock pirates continue their path of self-destruction. So sad. Gig 'Em!

Anonymous said...

Evil Empire fan here, but this is why I like Leach. Well, he is an offensive genius too....

Just Sayin
Falcon Henne

Anonymous said...

You, sir, have finally achieved greatness, nay deity. That pic is headed for the Smithsonian. You, a Nobel.

Half-Baked Don T. Hurtabit

Anonymous said...

In Lubbock, the more accurate term is drunk little girlfriends.

There is nobody on earth who can drink more than a Tech freshman girl.

Anonymous said...

Leach for President

Anonymous said...

You ever wonder why he is still in Lubbock? How do you control a know-it-all loudmouth. Not a task a top tier college AD wants to figure out.

He is the drunk who goes to every wedding, fun to watch but an embarrassment to his family.

Wait until his losing doesn't cover his ass any more.

Football guru

Anonymous said...

0,0,0.5

Anonymous said...

Fat bottom girls they make the rock'n world go round!
Freddie

Anonymous said...

WOW... NOW THATS SOME BIG OLE GALS.
LOTS TO LOVE BARRY

Anonymous said...

Fans or Students who will boo their own players, have no class.

Anonymous said...

He's a lawyer, what do you expect?

Anonymous said...

You can only imagine what their underarms smell like.

saw_em_off_ags said...

WHOOP!

Francine Fishpaw said...

Did that midget girl in the middle live?

Anonymous said...

If one of those seams give out, that midget is gonna die.

I'm just sayin....

Anonymous said...

Is anybody going to save that poor girl? Bring in the jaws of life! Stat!

T Falcon said...

It's always something when the drunk pirate loses a game... What he's not saying is that earlier in the week he emailed all his players and told them they would make history against A&M by putting up more than 100 pts. His fat little mouth told the players what they wanted to hear; not the fat little girlfriends.

mzchief said...

Ahem..."
The girl in the middle is NOT a midget. The two girls in black are HUGE.

Look at the top of the door frame behind the heads of the BIG GIRLS.

Francine Fishpaw said...

MZCHIEF,

Pull the bug out already. It was a joke.

Francine