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10.26.2009

Random Monday Morning Thoughts

  • Watched Slumdog Millionaire again over the weekend. Still love it.
  • Ran outside on Saturday morning and was smart enough to appreciate it. Cool Fall morning, trees turning, realizing I've lived a pretty lucky life.
  • That wasn't my MLK "I've seen the mountain top" speech by they way.
  • Halloween is becoming a decorate-your-lawn kind of holiday. I like that.
  • Observation I stole from writer Richie Whitt: Cowboys' Miles Austin looks like A-Rod.
  • And even though he's had two good games, I'd tap the brakes on Austin's Hall of Fame induction.
  • Miley Cyrus' little sister dressed up for Halloween. Oh, my.
  • There's really a George Clooney moving coming out called "The Men Who Stare At Goats"?
  • There's some huge "get motivated" convention in Fort Worth today. Ugh. I would be very unmotivated this morning if I had to attend that.
  • You've got to be kidding: Over the weekend three helicopters went down in Afghanistan killing 14 U.S. soldiers. And all of them appear to be accidental crashes.
  • And in other war news: Car bombs kill 150 in Iraq. Whose idea was it to start a war there?
  • The woman ticketed in Dallas for "not speaking English" has been in the U.S. for 30 years. And she wants the City of Dallas to pay her $7,000 medical bill for going to the emergency room because she was "stressed" over the situation. Puhleeze.
  • I don't understand the "Halloween Party" at the Decatur Convention Center at a price of $80 a couple.

42 comments:

Anonymous said...

Nastiest lean girls ever. Come on Barry we deserve a better morning start...

Danny Boy said...

Is that a dude with fake boobs? Way to start the week BG, that afternoon pick me up better be good to make up for this one!

Anonymous said...

Gross!!!

Consisder this your first warning - more stunts like this and you will be fired.

Anonymous said...

2,2,2

Anonymous said...

Let's see. What do we do with today's pic? World's ugliest implants on the right, or ugliest faces on all?

Barry are cataracs forming on your old eyes?

Anonymous said...

where in the hell did you get that pic?? you been hanging out in the gay bars again with B.H.?

Anonymous said...

Let's hope those copter downings were accidents...........it has an strange feeling it migh be payback time.............we armed the Taliban with missels to shoot down Russian copters years ago and the Russians gave up. Credit Charlie Wilson. What goes around, comes around.

However, it is more important to us this time to stay and complete the job.

Anonymous said...

Your eyes must have been affected by that feel good run if yours. Retract that "pick me up".

Anonymous said...

8:23
Too high!
.5,.5,1

Anonymous said...

Is the picture the first of your
Halloween treats?

Anonymous said...

Those three "girls" fell off the TRANNY TRAIN! Good grief, I want to sue this blog. I couldn't be more stressed if I didn't speak english to Dallas PoPo.

Anonymous said...

She went to the emergency room over a traffic ticket?! And she wants the city to pay the bill ($7,000 - c'mon, lady)?! And she still doesn't speak English after 30 years?!
Puhleeze, indeed!

The Clooney movie is based on a true story, from a book by Jon Ronson

Random sporty notes:
~ Guys running toward the end zone who hold the ball out or up BEFORE they cross the goal line = idiots. (see: Patrick Crayton returning a kick yesterday). Hold off on the celebrating until after the official signals the TD!
~ The Lion/Tiger/other cat-named teams that play the big cat roar sound after scoring or other big plays is a total beatdown (see: Missouri vs. Texas the other day). That gets old after about the first 0.25 times. Fortunately, the Vernon Lions spared us of that the other night, but then, they didn't have much reason to play it. The Bulls student body section was correct in that "...the lion sleeps tonight". Plus, the announcer was busy trying to find the owners of lost electronic equipment: "A Blackberry has been turned in to the press box..."
~ On a side note, has anyone got news on the Vernon player who was carted off the field in an ambulance?

Anonymous said...

If that picture is some of Barry's treats then:
RUN KIDS THIS IS A BAD CANDY HOUSE!

wordkyle said...

Blame Bush. It must be a sound argument -- it's Obama's policy, both foreign and domestic. Uh, when does Obama become President?

Anonymous said...

I've seen that 1st girl in a movie. "It takes the lotion from the basket"

DocLogic said...

3+4+3 = 10.

We have a ten!!!

Onto a similar sports note.... Cowboys #18 K David Beuler(sp?) is on the punt team trying to block punts. He's a fast dude I've heard.

chupacabra said...

I can't watch Slumdog. A 'feel good' movie about an Indian slum rat would only remind me how much my life stinks.

Anonymous said...

8:50 You think the roar is bad, you should here the train horns at Boyd. There should be a law against that! Especially if you're from Chico or Alvoid!!

Anonymous said...

8:30 ... stay and do WHAT job??

No foreign invador has been able to hold Afghanistan in history.

And yes, of course "foreign invador" is exactly what we are. Most Afghans don't want us there. They just want to be left alone to continue to conduct their eternal internicine tribal warfare. We could spend decades, millions of American lives, and bankrupt the country (which, lets face it, wouldn't take much) on the military budget, and we STILL wouldn't root out the Taliban and their Al Queda allies.

In Vietnam we had to face facts, accept our human fallibilities and get out. We need to do the same in Afghanistan.

Anonymous said...

I agree with the majority that these girls are horrible to behold. The tranny on our left looks like a blow up Ann Coulter doll for christ sake.

I'm about to puke up my bagel and starbucks.

Anonymous said...

Years ago, I worked with about 5 spanish speaking guys for one summer doing maintenance and general labor. Could not speak a lick of Spanish, but by the end of the summer I could hold a basic conversation from just having been with those guys for 3 months straight. 30 years in the U.S. and not able to have a basic conversation with a police officer?

hangman said...

the sad part to it is she will get that because the city's insurance will pay out in settlement rather than let it go to trial where the tax payers ie jurors would decide what happens. This lady and garica are doing there best to make this situation look as bad as possible so they can try to get their own agenda of how americans should accommodate those who want to come to our nation and not learn the language wait we already do that.

Anonymous said...

the vernon player is home and doing fine.

Anonymous said...

Barry, until your wonderboy fulfills his campaign promise to end and get us completely out of the war, I wouldn't bring it up no matter who started it.

Anonymous said...

Id put my house on it that the lady knows english, she was probably just cussing the cop up and down and he didnt know it.

Anonymous said...

The Halloween phrase is "trick or treat." That picture is a trick, not a treat. Bad candy house for sure.

Anonymous said...

10:29 Sure the lady knew English.
They always bring a child into my business to translate, but make a
mistake (intentional) and they speak up.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure you can move mountains Bo-bear.

I Love Life, as it happens, live it.

Anonymous said...

Can you get a ticket for not speaking english?

Anonymous said...

The bleach blonde on the left looks like my ex-husband's new girlfriend (ahem, boyfriend)...I like it! tee hee!

chupacabra said...

PS- The best thing? It was 11 troops THREE DEA. Ha, knew that would give you a twist.

Anonymous said...

If they lady can't speak English can she read signs in English and if not how can she drive?

Anonymous said...

Where is the outcry against King Obama for not producing enough flu vaccine this season?? Remember how the media was about to lynch Bush last year for not being more prepared? Hum, and more people have died this season from the flu, and the King has finally declared an emergency -- just alittle too late for this season. Come on, people, wake up!

Anonymous said...

Why are you crying about the flue 1:37 p.m?

The flu season is good for culling the weak.

Anonymous said...

How did she know she got a ticket for not speaking English???? If she does not speak English?? Hmmm, She can read but not speak?? I agree with 1:23, How does she know when to Stop?? Sign says Stop not Alto

Anonymous said...

chupacabra said...
PS- The best thing? It was 11 troops THREE DEA. Ha, knew that would give you a twist.

1:16 PM

How can anything related to the deaths of American servicepeople and DEA agents possibly have a "best thing"? You sound like a real jackass and I would imagine that you are not limited to goat sucking.

Anonymous said...

Easy 331 i think he was referring to Barrys aversion to our drug laws not happy anyone died.

Anonymous said...

I met her in a club down in old Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola [lp version:
Coca-cola]
C-o-l-a cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said lola
L-o-l-a lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

Well Im not the worlds most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Well Im not dumb but I cant understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

Well we drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked me up and sat me on her knee
And said dear boy wont you come home with me
Well Im not the worlds most passionate guy
But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

I pushed her away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
Then I looked at her and she at me

Well thats the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
Its a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola

Well I left home just a week before
And Id never ever kissed a woman before
But lola smiled and took me by the hand
And said dear boy Im gonna make you a man

Well Im not the worlds most masculine man
But I know what I am and Im glad Im a man
And so is lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

Double Fake the Kinks

Anonymous said...

Bear, just now reading the blog, its been a long day at work. I was looking forward to seeing the morning thought pic, that is until I looked at it. Bear that has to be the worst morning thought pic in the history of ever, I'd rather not have a thought than to have one like that. A complete 180 on the pick me up, but of course any pic would have been better. Please straighten your ass up, we still have four more days to go this week and we are counting on you, no more "Divine Secrets of the Gag Gag Trannyhood".

Anonymous said...

Miles Austin is the ghetto/trashy version of A-Rod. He has the eyes, but once he opens his mouth it's over ... because of the teeth and the lack of eloquence.

He's good, though! That's all that matters!

Anonymous said...

Mexicans are like que balls:the harder you hit them,the more english they speak.Did anyone ask for a green card or heaven forbid citizenship papers.DAGO

Anonymous said...

632 and so is lola what..????? don't leave me dithering..