Jessica Simpson before singing the National Anthem yesterday at some pro-am golf tournament where her celebrity boyfriend, and part-time Cowboy QB, Tony Romo was playing with Tiger Woods.
Did anybody notice how LARGE her... uhh... hips were though?!?!? Wow. You know, everybody has the right to uh... let themselves go... if they please, but she's sure got guts to 'let herself go' out in public like that these days. She's still a beautiful girl, but wow... For health reasons as much as vanity, she needs to get control of her weight. Whew! And if she's going to choose to be plumper, than somebody has got to teach her how to dress for it! Horizontal strips are 'wide hips' enemy!
This is 12:43 here again and I can tell you that I weigh a LOT less than she does, lol!! I mean c'mon what is her excuse? She's too over-worked to stay fit, please that's her job. All she really is, is a professional tabloid model just like Britney and Lindsay. And don't get me wrong, I'm not a hater, but believe me if I made my bread and butter the way she does, I'd be watching out for myself a bit better. Common sense really, except the poor girl doesn't have any, lol. It's not going to be so cute when she hits her 30s. I can just see her headlines then, the poor undisciplined girl.
Obama has black dad, white mom. And he's the first black president. Tony Romo has Mexican dad, white mom, so why isn't he the Cowboys' first Mexican quarterback?
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The Anthem may recover, but right now, it's day-to-day.
Are 1920s-style bathing suits making a comeback?
must have been standing on a block of ice.
sweeeeettttt!
it might be a littel cool in old D.C.by the LOOKS of things
Did anybody notice how LARGE her... uhh... hips were though?!?!? Wow. You know, everybody has the right to uh... let themselves go... if they please, but she's sure got guts to 'let herself go' out in public like that these days. She's still a beautiful girl, but wow... For health reasons as much as vanity, she needs to get control of her weight. Whew! And if she's going to choose to be plumper, than somebody has got to teach her how to dress for it! Horizontal strips are 'wide hips' enemy!
She looks excited to be there.
I wouldn't mind playing with her....er, golf that is.
I didn't think it was that cold yesterday...
I didn't think it was that cold yesterday either. Likewise, I didn't realize she had such (a) big...voice.
All in all, how can you not like a girl who thinks Chicken of the Sea is indeed some kind of fowl? I wonder what else she could be convinced of?
Fishing Musician
Normally, I get offended when someone shines their high-beams at me, but this is something different altogether.
And keep in mind that Romo is at least part Mexican. Maybe he likes his chicas with a little carne on their bones
HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH THERE 12:43
You suppose those pointy things (or the thought thereof) are what got in Romo's eye when he dropped that snap from center?
Did you see that boat she bought Romo for his birthday? Nice!!
This is 12:43 here again and I can tell you that I weigh a LOT less than she does, lol!! I mean c'mon what is her excuse? She's too over-worked to stay fit, please that's her job. All she really is, is a professional tabloid model just like Britney and Lindsay. And don't get me wrong, I'm not a hater, but believe me if I made my bread and butter the way she does, I'd be watching out for myself a bit better. Common sense really, except the poor girl doesn't have any, lol. It's not going to be so cute when she hits her 30s. I can just see her headlines then, the poor undisciplined girl.
I appreciate it when people singing the national anthem stand at attention.
She seems very, and I do mean very happy.
I still think she was snubbed for Best Actress in "The Dukes of Hazzard".
I WOULD SPANK HER BUTT JUST LIKE I DID T.O'S
TONY
Remember ladies and gentlemen when the lights are off you cant feel ugly or dumb, but you can feel fat. Not that Jessica is, just sayin...
Somebody call a PGA official, she's smuggling tees!
Obama has black dad, white mom. And he's the first black president. Tony Romo has Mexican dad, white mom, so why isn't he the Cowboys' first Mexican quarterback?
She sang the national anthem really bad.
Why in the hell does she need buttons on a tank top? Umm, those are buttons right?
She sings?
I THINK HER SISTER IS HOTTER
7:29 - think those buttons are still put there for babies.
Bet she could nurse octuplets with those things.
brrrr.
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