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6.30.2009

Stop The Internet

I think I understand most video clips. From the seedy to the funny. From the educational to the mindless. From puppies running in a yard to a stripper falling off a pole. Those are the clips which make life worth living. Until I stumbled across this one. We've got a "lady" crushing beer cans with bare hands causing them to explode. Huh? Why? And how many times does she do this? Six? I mean, if you can do it once do you really need to prove it five more times? But the crazy part is the husband/boyfriend/coach/stalker guy who is running the camera and keeps encouraging her. It's like she's trying to set a world record in the bench press and he's there to make sure it happens. I'm marking this date down as the moment I finally became old. The Internets have passed me by.

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

My does she need the knee strap thingamajig. Please enlighten me.

And the dog looks like this is an everyday happening....no big deal.

DF Dead Michael Jackson (I am getting bored in this place)

Casual Observer said...

We sure are proud of sis.

You may call me Your Majesty. In fact, I insist. said...

waste of good beer and 1 minute 15 seconds of my life

mzchief said...

To Barry...
That woman could really hurt you.

Anonymous said...

We don't know for sure that it was good beer. I'm betting that people who video themselves pulling those kinds of stunts probably drink swill.
And that little "ta-da" pose at the end...what was that about? Acting like she did something amazing

Anonymous said...

Did I hear her ask why she even bothers doing her hair?

She did her hair?

Silicone Alley said...

I can do that with my boobs.

Anonymous said...

"I wasn't supposed to get this wet"

That's what she said.

The only thing that would make this any trashier would be to have a piybull instead of a rot.

Anonymous said...

Nice one, Sili!!!

Anonymous said...

Odds are real good that she has a big old set growing as we speak.

Anonymous said...

My wife can do that upside of my skull.

Anonymous said...

Just one classy act after another!
Thank goodness I have a house to clean!

Anonymous said...

Rather than "the Internets hav[ing] passed [you] by," Barry, perhaps you've left this part of the internet behind.

Xanthippas said...

Nothing's hotter than a muscle-woman that smells like beer.

Anonymous said...

I was curiously turned on.

Anonymous said...

My mom used Mickey's bottles.

Anonymous said...

If she crushed them between her boobs it would have been video worthy. This just proves stearoids also work for women.

Anonymous said...

Wow, if she does that to a man's beer imagine what she would do to you when she got pissed(off or drunk).