7.29.2009

Note To Self: Don't Lick Drugs Off Jail Floor

Happened in Sherman.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Maybe the guy just has a serious linoleum fetish. He kept going at it even while the officer was trying to restrain him
I'm pretty sure that argument would be defensible in court

Anonymous said...

Good thing being stupid is not illegal. He would have even more charges pending.

Mango's Madness said...

Maybe he was trying to get a contact high.

Anonymous said...

I'm not really sure I would call in reinforcemtns for an inmate licking the floor. However, I was not there to here what the guy was saying. He could have been licking the floor and saying something like I's gonna come up off this flo after licking some good ole Johnson Wax and put an ass-whip'n on you boy. I'm just say'n!!

Anonymous said...

The whole floor is white so maybe he thought he was doin the world's biggest line.

Anonymous said...

You just compared a sick twisted pedophile with Elvis Pressly.

I agree with 2:12....Berry, good thing stupidity is not a crime.

wordkyle said...

I guess if drugs were legalized he would be licking it up off his own kichen linoleum.

Anonymous said...

WK-------

Is that an endorsement of legalization or tongue-in-check

Anonymous said...

cheek

Anonymous said...

Wordy knows of what he posts.

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RPM said...

It's a floor polish AND a desert topping!

The Donald said...

Damn! Mike beat me to the Shimmer reference...

Anonymous said...

That sorry sumbitch, don't he know I was a savin that for later, so I could continue my hot pursuit of the Bandit, that sorry sumbitch.

Hold my hat boy.



Double Fake Buford T. Justice

wordkyle said...

If drugs were legalized, this guy's dignity would be just as absent as it is now. My earlier comment was supposed to be an observation about the indignities to which druggies will subject themselves in order to "enjoy" their drugs.

Anonymous said...

I thought this dude was nuts..till I remembered spilling some Blow on the Carpet and digging around like I was the Hammer...Thats when i knew it was time...

Anonymous said...

We're drugs or alcohol involved?

Anonymous said...

That cop should have stomped on the back of his effing head.