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7.30.2009

Random Thursday Morning Thoughts

  • Dead Michael Jackson and Dead Taco Bell Dog tribute. Oh, my.
  • Yesterday morning I saw a prank of a pickup truck wrapped completely in cellophane. That took some effort.
  • More proof that the world has gone crazy: "A fetus cut from the womb of a woman found dead [on Monday] in Worcester has been found alive in New Hampshire."
  • A line of storms blew through DFW during the 5:00 a.m. hour this morning and the local TV stations went nuts. Even Channel 8's Pete Delkus showed up to ratchet up the panic level.
  • When I see a lightening strike, I have the weird feeling I'm the only one that saw it.
  • I won my DWI trial but the video of him performing the field sobriety tests was really good. It's always about the video.
  • My client, who was 49 and had never been in trouble before, was incredibly nervous. I felt pretty good about the case, put him on the stand for insurance, and ended up almost losing the thing because of it.
  • The word "multi-tasking" beats me down.
  • The funeral for the father of our Sheriff is today.
  • The Beer Summit today with the President, Gates, and the officer is silly.
  • And a Boston officer's mass email about the Obama/Gates situation indicates he could be one of the commenters here on Liberally Lean.
  • Somebody printed out the story from yesterday about how tanning beds can increase the risk of cancer by 75% and left it on my desk.
  • Drag racing death in Fort Worth last night and there wasn't much left of the car. And the guy was 17 and a back seat passenger.
  • The highway signs over Lake Bridgeport call if "Bridgeport Lake" but I don't know anyone who refers to it that way.
  • Random question: What exactly are the purpose of our troops in Afghanistan? It's not the possession of territory, is it? Do we plan on killing every member of the Taliban? When will we know we won?
  • With the new Cowboys' stadium, one change that needs to occur is the firing of Rowdy.
  • WBAP's Steve Lamb this morning, while reporting on Jessica Simpson's use of the phrase "Indian Giver", wouldn't use the phrase. Instead he said, "Blank Giver."
  • And today's Update will certainly cause a little person uprising: "CAR WASH - The Chico Midget and PeeWee cheerleaders will have a car wash and bake sale from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. Saturday at Chico Mart."

29 comments:

Anonymous said...

The handlers of the Taco Bell dog was kind to allow such.

Anonymous said...

Officer Crowley is trying to do the right thing by going to the White House to have a beer with the man who called him a racists and a president who said he acted stupidly. Maybe it does make him silly to go. Most people would tell the Obama he will go when he has a real apology.

And Gates did act like a banana eating monkey who did high school trash talk. He may be a Harvard professor but he does not have any class or common sense.

Anonymous said...

"What exactly are the purpose of our troops in Afghanistan?"

Pete Seeger might answer your question if he were still alive. Listen to his music and cry.

Here is the song that ended a war.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1y2SIIeqy34

Anonymous said...

What are we gonna do now that Fat Daddys is going out of business on friday? Seems like the manager drank up all the profits.I'll pray for all the patrons that another dive will openin it's place.

Anonymous said...

Mix me a drink, hon.

BG is getting back in the groooooooove.

DF Mike Sherman. I want everyone to know I am in town for Aggie Coach's Night and to predict a national championship this year becuase it's time and we cannot get beat by baylor, oh and, do you know how much a plane ticket to go to lubbock on swa cost - $0, now tickets leaving lubbock are $5000 each, becuase nobody wants to go to lubbock, they just want to get away from the gawd awful place at any price...rock me.

Anonymous said...

Maybe Obama will stop in and have a beer at Fat Daddy's.

Anonymous said...

Lucky!
The word "multi-tasking" usually beats me down...while baking a cake and doing its taxes

"Blank Giver."
?!?!
Is that an attempt to be funny, or political correctness with the governor wide open. (And now I've left myself wide open to governor jokes!)

"The Chico Midget and PeeWee cheerleaders..."
Not to mention the protest they'll hear from comedian/actor Paul (Peewee Herman) Reubens

"When I see a lightening strike, I have the weird feeling I'm the only one that saw it."
Do your clients know you have such a tenuous grasp on your sanity?

The shrink wrapped vehicle is (or was) a fairly common occurence at warehouses and warehouse shopping clubs. Not as difficult as it looks if you have the handle that attaches to the roll. You can even adjust the tension to get the wrap very loose or very tight

Anonymous said...

Indian giver...liberal weenies again blowing an issue out of proportion.

Of course, being politically correct, I would never use such a hurtful term. When asked if she would take back the boat, I would have simply said, "No, I'm not an a$$hole," and everyone would have been happy.

You know I'm right.

Anonymous said...

Fat Daddy ain't so fat now.

Anonymous said...

What ever happened to the signs that said "Don't let the sun set on your black ass in (town name)" Kinda wish those where still around. That would make this whole race card thing easier to handle. Just read the sign on the way into town and you know how to act!

Double Fake David Duke

Anonymous said...

i spotted obama in decatur this morning. he was floating in my toilet after my morning bran flakes.

Anonymous said...

QUESTION: I was driving on 114 west into rhome and saw a billboard that said welcome to rhome elevation 2400 feet. Is that something to be proud of? Does that mean that everyone in Rhome is high?

Anonymous said...

Go to Boners....I mean Bono's

Anonymous said...

905A even obama knows that people in decatur hate black people. have you ever noticed that they still havent migrated west of the railroad tracks

Anonymous said...

Some of the post this AM sorta prove the need for a "sit down" at the White House.

I think I will stick my head in the sand and pretend no one could be that ignorant or racist.......they were just attempting to be funny

Obama is learning fast that every word he speaks counts.....good and bad and when he is careless he changes the story the 24/7 media covers.

Now the issue is his choice of beers!

Not that there is Health Care or any other important topic to discuss.

Anonymous said...

941 the sign said don't let the "Sunset" on your black ass. referring to sunset tx..got no n's in montague co never have, never will...

Jarhead said...

What exactly are the purpose of our troops in Afghanistan?

...or Iraq? Or Germany? Or Cuba? Or Japan? Or Saudi Arabia? Or Italy? Or any country?

We should be worried about Canada.

...pickup truck wrapped completely in cellophane...

At a job I had in college we used to shrink wrap the boss's office. Phones, staplers, post-its, keyboards, pictures, pens. Everything.

Drag racing death in Fort Worth...

The first ticket[s] I ever got were for 1) drag racing, and 2) speeding.

In a school zone.

The word "multi-tasking" beats me down.

The term "beats me down" beats me down. Wait. Huh?

Anonymous said...

Quite a little band of storms this morning. Sat on the veranda and watched the rain and lightning with coffee cup in hand. Need much more rain and much less lightning.

My Other Brother Darryl

Anonymous said...

I knew you weenies wouldn't have anything to say about the mother being aborted. After all she was still part of the babies body and it was the babies choice.

Anonymous said...

Obama's choice of beer: Bud Light

Anonymous said...

Obama drinks Colt 45 when he plays washers at Fat Daddys.

Anonymous said...

And two Zig-Zags !

Anonymous said...

reminds me of the commercial where the proctologist tells the nurse bringing him a cold bud lite...nurse i said bring me a butt lite..ha ha ha

Anonymous said...

Will Obammy apologize to the Cambridge cop at the beer bong party? Don't hold your breath.

Anonymous said...

Now we have our first President who drinks on the job!!

Anonymous said...

Will the president be drinking during working hours? Thats just bad. We should all have Miller time at work! That is for those that still have jobs.

Anonymous said...

The "first President who drinks on the job"?????

Uh. I think not.

Anonymous said...

now michelle is all pissed off cause she wasen't axed to come to the beer fest :-(((

Anonymous said...

First Prez who dirnks on job? Maybe you'd better check your Nixon history. Or Cheney (who was actually the prez). Or Kennedy or Ike or ... you name 'em.