- Around 10:30 p.m. last night, my front door made the sound as if someone had walked quickly to it from the outside, pushed the handle trigger, and then hit the door hard with their shoulder like they were surprised it didn't open.
- That scared the crap out of me. After ducking for cover, I looked out the window and didn't see a thing.
- I own a shotgun.
- Firing a shotgun in a house would make a mess.
- The history behind the "coffin in a boat" blog entry will become a feature story in Saturday's Star-Telegram. I talked to an editor yesterday who is pretty excited about it.
- I've been naive about this: If a political party were responsible for granting immunity to every illegal alien, the children of those aliens - born on American soil and thereby American citizens - would become a voting block that would be unbeatable.
- My family truckster, which is on its last legs, is burning oil like nobody's business. Dumb question: If I don't have a leak, where does the oil go?
- Heard often: "Man, you've got some crazy people that read that blog of yours."
- I had a childhood friend who lived on my street contact me yesterday on Facebook. I had not seen her since we were teens. Facebook is cool.
- There's a petition floating around Rhome requesting a council person resign. Seems easier just to find a candidate to run against her.
- Got behind the dreaded slow-self-checker-grocery-lady last night. You know: Pick up product. Hold it in front of you and slowly look for bar code. Slowly slide bar code over scanner. Take a step to grocery bag. Slowly place item in bag. Repeat.
- I rarely open up .wmv files that people send me via email. I figure if it's not on youtube or some other flash video site, it's probably not worth looking at.
- Women are excited about Sam Moon's opening this weekend in North Fort Worth. I have no idea what a Sam Moon is.
- It sounds like the end is near for Farrah Fawcett. And is sounds like she has suffered horribly over the last couple of years.
- I'm supposed to have an 8:00 a.m. appointment. Hadn't heard from the guy yet.
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If you don't have a leak, the oil is getting past the piston rings or valve stem seals and the engine is burning it. It'll eventually ruin your oxygen sensors and catalytic converter.
How many miles are on that pile? If its under 200,000, sounds like another quality piece of Made in America junk!
i'm surprised you own a shotgun. i blame jarhead's influence.
The Democrat party's already bought several voting blocs. How do you think the UAW wound up owning 55% of Chrysler?
Hopefully, the meds will keep Fawcett as comfortable as possible in these last days.
All so sad. The family is dealing with a lot of pain on many fronts.
Barry, sounds like you need to invest in some modern day electonics. Consider motion sensors and cameras. If anything larger than a small dog gets too close to my house I here a chime from my computer notifiying me that something along the size of a human is in my yard. You can see what is happening at your home or office from your laptop. If I am out of town I know who has walked into my yard at home in Wise County.
Barry
Don't dump your turd on wheels. YOUR tree hugging democrat party is fixing to do a "cash for junk" deal and it will bring a WHOLE lot more than normal.
YOU are personally killing the enviroment with that oil burn by the way.
Barry, that has absolutley got to be the hottest, fine tuned, scream'n, smoke'n, fabulous, sweet, beautiful, good Lord where did she come from?, BABE, you have ever posted on this site. I think I covered everything. Can I get an Amen Brotha!! Oh yea, and thank you!! Hello Friday!!!
Barry, that has absolutley got to be the hottest, fine tuned, scream'n, smoke'n, fabulous, sweet, beautiful, good lookenist white soccer mom motor vehicle that I have ever seen. Lord what do you want for it as a trade in?
DBL Fake Karl Klement
I cried through the whole movie.
The Dream Act now before congress will give amensty to almost every illegal 35 and under! Plus, no out of state tutition fees.
How fair is that to citizens whose children go out of state to college? It isn't but if passed, Democrats will gain a young voting block for many elections in the future.
Amen on the babe. GAWD! Where do you find those????
Barry, it really works the other way around.
Any party that tries to make illegal immigration a crime or lock up children's parents will be exiled to the dustbin forever.
(The Sensenbrenner bill four years ago would have made illegal immigration not just a crime but a felony. Think of the expense for all those public defenders -- )
I think the tag on her top is hanging out.
904: "...that tries to make illegal immigration a crime..."
Priceless.
Sam Moon is truly worthy of excitement. It is a gi-normous warehouse-sized retail mecca filled with purses, scarves, jewelry, accessories, and other assorted baubles. The first one opened in Dallas several years ago, now with locations in Frisco, Houston and maybe San Antonio (?). They have to keep a guard at the door b/c on weekends, it fills up so fast that the fire marshall gets very upset...so with every customer that leaves - they let another one in.
Stuff is super cheap (both in price and quality) - but hey, I don't mind my stunning faux whatever necklace breaking after 4 months if I only paid $10 for it. In the old days, you had to have a sales tax certificate (or some such that mere mortals did not have - only business owners...what was that thing?) to go in and shop and had to purchase at least $35 worth of merch. In true Wilbarger County hillbilly fashion, my mom, aunt and I would make the trip to the big city and use the certificate from my uncle's bodyshop as our all-access pass to the bins of retail crack heaven. Classy.
So - yes, women of Ft. Worth - REJOICE!
(um...wow....did I just write all of that about cheap accessories???)
"Firing a shotgun in a house would make a mess."
I would have just shot through the door. Anybody who is on my front porch at that hour is up to no good. Handguns leave small holes in the door and the mess on the front porch.
"My family truckster, which is on its last legs, is burning oil like nobody's business."
I know a good mechanic. My poor little Honda's there right now being brought back to life.
"Man, you've got some crazy people that read that blog of yours."
Apparently the person that you quote is a reader as well, and therefore "crazy." He/she should have said "you've got some crazy people that comment on that blog of yours." This would have been more accurate.
"There's a petition floating around Rhome requesting a council person resign."
"I want people to know that I'm a soldier and can handle the problem permanently." ~ Brandon Davis
"Women are excited about Sam Moon's opening this weekend..."
I had to ask Mrs. Jarhead what it was too. From what I gathered, it's a giant indoor version of the Compton Swap Meet with Fake-ass Gucci and Swap Meet Louis [credit Sir-Mix-A-Lot for the last reference].
Oh, Daniella, your gift NRA membership package should be arriving in your mailbox any day. I think you get a free hat with NRA in 3 inch letters as well. Enjoy!
Sam Moon!! Now the "boutiques" in Decatur & Bridgeport won't be able to get away with selling the $150 bling-bling belts they bought at the original Sam Moon for $5. What a crock of a mark-up! Serves them right.
No one is saying anything about her fake chest like they were about Miss California's (I believe runner-up).
Looks like Marsha is appearing on center stage.
Give it up for Marsha Marsha Marsha.
DF Eva Plumb
Oh, Barry...
I forgot to tell ya. I'm gonna miss our 8:00 appointment. I got so caught up reading your blog that I totally spaced it. Sorry, bra.
Double Fake Barry's 8:00 Appointment
I know, 10:08. I so detest the fake boobs and little chickies on this site, but I like the comments, so I read it. I've given up on commenting on the shallowness of the fake boob gang; they seem to enjoy them so much, somewhat in the line of 9 yr old little boys and f**ting.
I took your shotgun last night ;)
"I've been naive about this: If a political party were responsible for granting immunity to every illegal alien, the children of ..."
I'm not sure I understand. Do you mean that you previously didn't believe that to be a true statement, and now you believe that it is true, or what?
9:13 ... right now, illegal immigration is a civil matter, not a crime.
There was a bill in Congress to make it a crime. The bill failed.
12:20 eh....wrong. Title 8, Section 1325 of the U.S. Code. "Improper entry by an alien = any citizen of any country other than the United States who: Enters or attempts to enter the US at any time or any place other than as designation by immigration officers, OR Eludes examination or inspection by immigration officers, OR attempts to enter or obtains entry to the US by a willfully false or misleading representation or the willful concealment of a material fact, has committed a FEDERAL CRIME. Violations shall be punishable by CRIMINAL FINES AND IMPRISONMENT for up to six months. Ok, so where in that definition do you get the impression it's NOT A CRIME? Freakin' nitwit....
barry, were you at rockin' rodeo in denton last night? i could have swore i saw you getting your groove on with a cougar on the dance floor.
RE: 8:04
How many miles are on that pile? If its under 200,000, sounds like another quality piece of Made in America junk!
What a dumb statement. You have no idea year make model or the care taken of the vehicle during it's life. Heck for all you know it might be a 1974 something or the other. You are just plain stupid.
It's kind of sad and ironic that Ryan O'Neal watches a spouse(partner) die of cancer about 40 years after he played a husband losing his wife to cancer in "Love Story" in 1970.
Come on Barry, you need a 44 magnum. Course I can't imagine you being one to like the "Dirty Harry" movies.
Thank you for admitting your naivity on the illegal immigration problem. It does benefit your party greatly.
Confused at 12:09 here again. Do you mean that you believed the statement to be true, but now you have a different perspective on the ramifications of creating that voting block, or what? Maybe I'm dense, and I don't know why, but i would really like to know what it is you feel you have been naive about. I have seen you, on very rare occasions, respond in the comments section.
If I'm forced to shoot my shotgun in defense of my family's or my life, I'm not so much worried about the mess.
Just sayin'.
Where is the pic from? She is gorgeous.
It's the Rhome police chief that needs to move on...meth labs are everywhere in this town...it's common knowledge where they all are but the chief seems to be a bit afraid (or lax) on doing anything about them. Everyone know which houses they are, the ones making it, and it's obvious who is doing it. The county doesn't have jurisdiction so we have no choice but to rely on a useless city police force. Many citizens are talking about this right now so if you are running for or are a current city council representative that reads this blog...do something soon!!! This town needs to be cleaned up.
Many citizens talking about it = "Hey man, where can I score?"
I know the Chief personally and he is one of the finest people you would ever want to meet and the best thing to happen to the Rhome Police Department in a long time. I also know that he isn't afraid of anything or lax and won't respond to such a cowardly attack by someone hiding behind an 'anonymous' tag. If you know so much about drugs call 1-800-643-TIPS and get paid for your knowledge. But then again if you knew anything you would know that the Wise Couny Sheriff's Office has jurisdiction any where in the county.
9:22 is right on!
Please do not forget to go out and vote in the Bridgeport School Board election.
I ask you to vote NO against the bond.
Say no to a $.30 cent property tax hike to pay for Indoor Practice Facilities so our football team won't get wet.
Say no to a $.30 cent property tax hike to pay for a complete replacement of all computers in the schools... so we can switch from PC to Mac.
Say no to building new gyms and bandhalls when the existing ones still work.
Make our elected officials go back and address growth needs properly instead of filling up a pork barrell full of private interest luxuries that YOU as a tax payer will pay for.
VOTE!
Okay 9:22 and 10:53, then why, in the same block, has one meth lab blown up a house, another was raided but the cooker still runs around, and two others operate all within a nice little walk around the neighborhood? Can you explain that to me?
I admit, I don't know a huge amount about the jurisdiction laws, but I do know that complaints HAVE been made but all the scumbags that are polluting Rhome run around like they own the city.
9:22--I am sure that the Police Chief is a fine man, however he blows ass a law enforcer. If someone calls the police and has a legitimate concern such as drugs, law enforcers to the following:
a) put down the jelly donut
b) quit flirting with girls at the Big Z
c) put surveillance on the house in question.
d) if they speed, pull them over.
e) find an excuse to search the car and find a solution to the complaint.
After 5pm the police department will not even answer the phone. I always get a laugh from the billboard on 114 coming into Rhome that boasts the elevation of 942ft. There should be a tagline that states, We are HIGH because Rhome is the meth capital of Wise. I would like to challenge the Chief to give the residents of Rhome a big smile to see if you have METH MOUTH. Something does not add up here! Via con dios Barney
Rhome could get sued by Newark if a billboard stated they are the meth capital of wise!
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